Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Goof Off! => Topic started by: @Pokemon Master Red on June 29, 2010, 07:40:07 PM
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List 1000 things that you'll get kicked out of WalMart for doing!
Only rule:Two items per post. So that others can get a chance to list stuff.
1. Taking all of the toy weapons from the toy section, and declaring that you shall wage war upon the clothing section, while receiving emergency aid from the food section, and that your allies in the electronics will be backing you up. Bonus points if you actually think the plan through!
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2. Play hide and seek in all the aisles.
You know... I actually want to try that.
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2. Go around saying "Code Blue Adam." in an official voice.
Blue = Bomb
Adam = Lost child.
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3. Hiding in the clothes racks and whispering "BUUY MEEE!" as people go by.
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4.Take a toy, card or something that you can steal out of a box. Go hide in the clothes aisles in a clothes rack, so the cameras can't see you, proceed to rip open box, and then hide it somewhere on you, leave package there. Leave.
Done this before, haven't been caught.
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5.Get a bunch of friends, and dress up as Pacman, with your friends dressed up as the ghosts. Play Pacman in the aisles.
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6. Hack the soda machines, by clicking the menu code, and making all machines out of order or making a soda $100.
Done it.
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7. Blocking bathroom doors from the inside with buggies.
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8. Crossplay as Reimu Hakurei, and pay people to dress up as youkai fairies.
EPIC DANMAKU BATTLES IN THE FOOD AISLE, USING CANTALOUPES AS MAGIC.
Haven't done it. Obviously. Crossplaying is the devil.
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9. Fill up a stink bomb. Enter the store. Go to the bathroom of the store or a place where there are no cameras. Put Stink Bomb up high, activate it and run like hell. (Haven't done)
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YOu're a fucking genius, Hawkeye.
What's next, whoopie cushions?
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4.Take a toy, card or something that you can steal out of a box. Go hide in the clothes aisles in a clothes rack, so the cameras can't see you, proceed to rip open box, and then hide it somewhere on you, leave package there. Leave.
Done this before, haven't been caught.
You know this exsplains alot....
10- Fuck with the Cashiers by doign the party boy around them
(Yes i did)
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11. Going aisle-by-aisle and moving inventory to the middle of the isles.
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12- Sleep with the manager
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13. Sleep with the manager's daughter (when she and you are both of age, legally <.<).
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14- Steal a big pair of Headphones
(Second Best thing i ever stole)
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15. Make sexual noises over the store intercom.
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16- Spray piant over the "Wal" in Wal-Mart and replace it with "Fuck Off" and see how much people go there now
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17. Parking in the handicap parking spaces. All of them. At once.
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18- Murder K2 in the parking lot
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19. Murder two K2s in the parking lot.
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20- Murder 2 K2s and a Hik
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21. Murder 2 K2s, a Hik, and a Gaserlake in the parking lot.
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22. Take fake game cards and paint grey over the fake codes on them and give them to the Walmart staff telling them that these are real game cards. As people buy them laugh as they can't do anything with them.
Note, I will never do any of these.
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23- Kill 2 K2s a Hik a Gaser and a Hawkeye in the parking lot
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24. Kill 2 K2s, a Hik, a Gaser, and a Hawkeye in the parking lot. Blindfolded.
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25- Kill 2 K2s a Hikaru, a Gaserlake, a Hawkeye and a nisorin Blind folded with one arm behind your back
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26. Stand in the parking lot blindfolded. In the middle of traffic. With a bottle of Jack.
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27- Stand blindfolded in the middle of the parking lot next to K2 and drinking the Jack
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28: Corrupting the Shoutbo- Err... stabbing employees with a toothpick.
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29: Carrying a picket sign in there with the target symbol and big red letters that say "TARGET IS BETTER!"
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30. Cussing out K2 and L_Rage for standing in the middle of the parking lot drinking Jack. They'll kick you out themselves if they have to.
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31- Eating K2
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32. Eating L_Rage as he eats you.
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33- Eat Hikaru while K2 eats you
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34. Don't eat at all. And by that I mean go on a hunger strike in the middle of Walmart and get others to join you. In front of their produce section.
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35- Eat Pizza infrong of the strikers
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36. Strike against striking.
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37- Rob the joint
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((Target IS better than walmart. lol And robbing the place is too simple. You need something EPIC!))
38. Get you and a bunch of friends, dressed in a semi-formal red shirt with khakis, print out tons of red bulls'eye stickers of any size carry-able by one person, make tape recordings of you and your friends yelling out TARGET IS BETTER THAN WAL-MART repeatedly and grab as many portable tape recorders with speakers as you can. Invade the store and proceed to slap on stickers wherever you can, while hiding the tape recorders in very difficult to find spots, then sprint out before they can stop you.
Yes, I have done this. Yes, it is fun as all hell. Though when we did it, it was back when the local K-mart was still open, and we wore K-mart uniforms. This may have been what drove that k-mart out of business. XD
EDIT: Preferably bring red ski masks.
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39- Rob the joint while high and blame it on nisorin
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40: Go to the intercom posted just about anywhere and say this: "For the next ten minutes, all items are free. Also, HAIL ZEON."
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41- Wage a Paintball war with your friends in the name of lowering prices
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42. Put a truck on the roof. A wal-mart truck.
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43:Detonate said truck on the roof, and replace it with a sign that says,"This is what will happen to all Walmart shoppers!" in big, friendly letters.
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44. Make the letters flashing in a way that it gives people seizures.
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45- Wage WW3 in the middle of the produce section
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46. Wage WWIII in the middle of a produce section... against the manager of the store.
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Aaaaaaaaand get yourself blackbagged for terrorism.
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47. Put a walmart bag on terrorism and hand it to a shopper.