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Title: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 19, 2010, 10:17:50 PM
Name:  Kool Aid man

Age: 83

Race: Kool aid

Alliance: Kraft Foods

Biography: Kool-Aid was invented by Edwin Perkins and his wife Kitty in Hastings, Nebraska, United States. All of his experiments took place in his mother's kitchen. Its predecessor was a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack. To reduce shipping costs, in 1927, Perkins discovered a way to remove the liquid from Fruit Smack, leaving only a powder. This powder was named Kool-Aid. Perkins moved his production to Chicago in 1931 and Kool-Aid was sold to General Foods in 1953. Kool-Aid Man, a frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid, is the mascot of Kool-Aid. The character was introduced shortly after General Foods acquired the brand. In TV and print ads, Kool-Aid Man was known for bursting suddenly through walls of children's homes and proceeding to make a batch of Kool-Aid for them. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah!"

Equipment: Lots of Kool Aid.

Magic Level: 9001

Appearance: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Kool_Aid_Man.jpeg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Orph on July 19, 2010, 10:19:21 PM
Approved.



OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: K2 on July 19, 2010, 10:20:20 PM
Approved! GO GO GO!
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 19, 2010, 10:43:21 PM
Name:  Edward Cullen

Age: Over 9000 or something. I didn't read the books.

Race: glitter vampires

Alliance: Vampire families or something.

Biography: Something about glittering vampires and a moody love sick person named Bella.

Equipment: Glitter

Magic Level: -1

Appearance:
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0812/edward-cullen-demotivational-poster-1228936688.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: K2 on July 19, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
XD APPROVED
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on July 20, 2010, 03:58:22 AM
Not approved. Anyone with half a wit knows that Twilight's so-called 'Vampires' are actually FAIRIES!
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 20, 2010, 09:19:49 PM
Name:  The Archive Technology Topic

Age: 9 months

Race: Forum Topic

Alliance: Shattered Planes/The Archive

Biography: Established by Orpheus to hold all of the Archive's tech, it is home to countless of debates like how a kitchen sink should work to various approved/unapproved/I'll take back my approved posts. Zai repeatedly gets the urge to post something to completely interrupt everything. Like the Kool Aid Man.

Equipment: ALL OF ARCHIVE'S TECH HA HA HA

Magic Level: It's current page number

Appearance:
(http://i31.tinypic.com/1y5ldk.png)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: K2 on July 20, 2010, 09:30:50 PM
it's too strong!!!
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 20, 2010, 09:59:50 PM
Name:  Shattered Planes

Age: About a year

Race: Forum Board

Alliance: The Staff

Biography: Created in June 2009 and opened in December, Shattered Planes is home to many RPers in it's great plot as it unfolds to become an epic unlike any have seen before.

Equipment: EVERYTHING

Magic Level: Current member count.

Appearance:
(http://i31.tinypic.com/i5nnuw.png)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 22, 2010, 06:36:36 PM
Name: The Economy

Age: The moment someone traded things for other things.

Race: Evil

Alliance: Hell itself

Biography: Created at a time before man even knew it existed, it's sole purpose was to make sure that Zai had no chance at a job whatsoever whenever he came into being.

Equipment: Everyone else that has a job

Magic Level: 599 US Dollars

Appearance: Evil itself
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on July 22, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
Name- Lyoko222

Age- Wouldnt you like to know

Race- Roleplayer

Alliance- Shattered Planes

Bio- Pretend Admin of teh Year

Equiptment- Brilliant Mind

Magic Lvl- News flash- Im still in touch with reality
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 22, 2010, 11:19:50 PM
Name: ti

Age: been alive since the spelling "it" existed

Race: English language

Alliance: misspelled words

Bio: Ever since the beginning of the modern english language, the word "it" had common been misspelled to "ti," giving it birth to reap the unfortunate souls that dare say it's name!

Equipment: A dictionary

magic level: 0

Appearance: ti
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 31, 2010, 02:21:27 AM
Name: Nostalgia

Age: Beginning of your life.

Race: Epicness

Alliance: You.

Bio: Remember something you miss so dearly you want to experience it again. There you go.

Equipment: You.

Magic level: As much as you want it to be.

Appearance:
(http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/nostalgia.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: K2 on July 31, 2010, 05:45:14 PM
i lol'd.
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on August 01, 2010, 03:04:33 AM
Name: Okkusenman!

Age: SINCE THE CREATION OF AWESOME

Race: AWESOME

Alliance: AWESOME

Bio: This song cannot be sung. It must be screamed from your very soul!

Equipment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATI48dcsMU&feature=related
(For those that utterly fail and want a more worse [on key] video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDltxeoxcQ )

Magic level: 110 Million!

Appearance:
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/yATI48dcsMU/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Ino on August 08, 2010, 05:00:18 AM
Fucking lol'd at the Edward picture. Dead serious. xD
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on August 13, 2010, 02:49:50 AM
Name: Scott Pilgrim

Age: 24

Race: Human

Alliance: Ramona Flowers

Bio: Scott Pilgrim ALWAYS wins.

Equipment: The swords of love and understanding that he pulls out of his chest.

Magic level: 9001

Appearance:
(http://goldbergblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scott-pilgrim-wins-his-birthday.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on August 21, 2010, 05:50:28 AM
Name: Payback!

Age: Uhm... I dunno, go look at the first post

Race: Topic

Alliance: Hikaru

Bio: Created for the sole purpose of freeing Hikaru's character and surpassing the archive topic's page number.

Magic level: It's current page number.

Appearance:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Zon_TH/OMGWTF.png)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Ino on August 25, 2010, 08:39:46 PM
I like the comic for Scott Pilgrim. That movie looks good. D:
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: UnStellar on September 06, 2010, 04:19:06 PM
Name: Blue & Pink

Age: Almost 5 years old

Race: Unicorn

Alliance: Everybody. And nobody.

Bio: These two first journey to find Candy Mountain, steal a Kidney, find Banana Mountain, and than save the world with a snowman.

Magic level: 8. Capable of levitation, making their limbs elastic, turning into the two horseman of the apocalypse, breath underwater, coming back from the dead, and taking EVASIVE MANEUVERS.

Appearance: (http://blogs.charliefm.com/files/2009/09/charlie_the_unicorn_by_darkjak.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on September 06, 2010, 04:31:08 PM
Name: Dark Falz

Age: As old as evil itself

Race: Evil

Alliance: Evil

Bio: The god of death and destruction that rises up ever 1000 years. It is a consciousness, stealing the bodies of anyone that dare venture near it.
... Oh, and he's the fucking king of cheap video game bosses everywhere.

Magic level: infinite

Appearance:
(http://membres.lycos.fr/psoweb/Screens%20ennemis/Dark%20Falz%203.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on September 06, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
Name: Rumble Pack

Age: IT

Race: LETS

Alliance: YOU

Bio: FEEL

Magic level: THE

Weapons: GAME

Appearance:
(http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/864/864231/rumble_int_1207260451.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: UnStellar on September 06, 2010, 08:55:25 PM
Name: Rumble Pack

Age: IT

Race: LETS

Alliance: YOU

Bio: FEEL

Magic level: THE

Weapons: GAME

Appearance:
(http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/864/864231/rumble_int_1207260451.jpg)

Approved.
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Ino on September 12, 2010, 01:37:39 PM
OMG
CANDY MOOOUNTAIN
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: K2 on September 12, 2010, 01:44:57 PM
Name: Rumble Pack

Age: IT

Race: LETS

Alliance: YOU

Bio: FEEL

Magic level: THE

Weapons: GAME

Appearance:
(http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/864/864231/rumble_int_1207260451.jpg)
OLOLZ
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Orga the Strange on September 16, 2010, 03:43:03 PM
Name: Dread C'thulhu

Age: Since before time began

Race: Great Old Ones

Alliance: The Cosmic horrors that wait beyond the galaxy.

Bio: Creater of Earth, He has lain wait in his sunken city of R'yleh until the stars align and he may reclaim his earth and rule forever unitl the ends of time.

Magic level: 10000

Weapons: None

Appearance:
(http://images.begifty.com/190044.jpg)
BLAAARG!
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on May 17, 2011, 10:11:01 PM
Revived cause I can

Name: Aria

Age: About two years seven months

Race: Cat

Alliance: None.

Bio: One of Zai's cats

Magic level: 0

Weapons: It's Teeth.

Appearance:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Zon_TH/228690_215675878451136_100000261766868_797101_4537500_n.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQMvweza784
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on May 18, 2011, 08:29:13 PM
Name: Insane 'scene' wolf

Age: 12-15 years old

Race: Tweens of the wolf variety

Alliance: Justin Bieber and other hip youngsters that sold their soul to sing.

Bio: Just hopping on the bandwagon on a journey to be more unique. Bandwagon =/= Unique.

Magic level: -2

Weapons: Hairspray/hair highlights/tween pop music/high pitched screeching

Appearance:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Zon_TH/Scene-wolf.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on May 18, 2011, 08:43:43 PM
Name: iluge

Age: 37 levels ago?

Race: ... Behemoth adventure, whatever that means.

Alliance: The idea of leveling up? I dunno about these MMO characters. They kill millions of creatures to gain a few numbers to fill up this gauge to gain another number, seems kinda crazy to me.

Bio: I have no idea.

Magic level: Uh, gimme a sec, I gotta check it. I didn't remember.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Zon_TH/ilugeprofile2.png)
Whoa! 93 +10?! All of your characters are screwed!

Weapons: A heart shaped box. Kinda makes him look gay, but as soon as I called him that, he beat me to a pulp. I still have scars. Guy must be a homophobe.

Appearance:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/Zon_TH/ilugeprofile.png)
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on May 19, 2011, 11:46:19 AM

Name- Lyoko222
Age- 20
Race- SP Staff
Alliance- Shattered Planes Administration
Bio- After 6 long years, He finally got Staff... Even if it is only event staff.

 
Horde leader for the Zaibies. Long ago in the forbidden topic of ?Letters of the
Dictators?, he became the master of the Zaibies along with Zai. They have since
trolled SP with them.
 
Magic Lvl- Current Post count
Equipment- Ep1C sT4FF P0w3rz
Weapons- Ann0y1ng L33t Sp34k, Approval Powers, ZAIBIES!!!!!!!!
Appearance- He?s so epic, he doesnt have one...
 
 
Name- Zaibies
Age- Almost a year
Race- Zai infected Zombie
Alliance- Lyoko222 (Horde Leader), Zaikatana (Creator)
Bio- When the Zombie master under immediate directions from Lyoko222, attempted
to infect Zai for not saving Lyoko from the fourth wall breaking Mark Tepper.
Zai fled to outer space and spent some time on a station. Unfortunately for him,
Lyoko told the Zombie master how to get on the station. Just as the station flew
over Soviet Russia, Zai wrote a letter to Lyoko222. He was immediately infected
by invading Zombies, or would have been if he wasn?t over Soviet Russia.

 
   Unfortunately, as the saying goes, ?In America, You infect Zai... But in
Soviet Russia. Zai Infect you!? Thus bringing about the Zaibies... They have
since fought in the Name of Lyoko222 in numerous IRC Wars and have trolled the
forums many times. They now lie in Canned Spam as prisoners until the day Lyoko
and Zai can break them out.
 
Magic Lvl- 1 below Comex
Equipment- Zaibie abilities
Weapons- Zaibies!
Appearance- A horrible cross between Zai, a zombie, and Lyoko222.
Title: Re: Joke Character Creation
Post by: K2 on July 20, 2011, 08:34:33 PM
Bump for great justice!