Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Goof Off! => Topic started by: Embodiment of Cringe on August 03, 2010, 01:43:27 AM
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Prove that your ISP is the best!
False Heaven ISP provides free connection anywhere in the universe (INCLUDING THE OUTERVERSE.), free college to anyone that connects, Shattered Planes, the SP Wiki, an SP MMO, a virtual Reality CLTCG MMO, The World GU MMO, All forms of youtube (Spacetube, galaxytube), Lightning fast connection, download and upload speed, Advertised by Billy Mays and endorsed by Chuck Norris.
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Mechera Net:
Our 'Net is Virtual Reality. That means everything in the sites is real and physical to you.
EVERYTHING.
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Dimensional Communications will provide you with ONLY the best. We reach everywhere, the Negative side, the Positive side, and everything in between. Our servers are always up, and downtime is unheard of. We're the fastest as we use time its self as our connection, and we censor things such as porn and 4chan (which is now spacechan.) We run on Windows Armageddon, with a few choice servers of Linux. But? If you call now, we will add in the Hawkeye Blocker 1337, just run this program, and NO MORE HAWKEYE!
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Also upon use of the FH ISP, you receive a easy to use instructions to attain God play magic, where YOU can do anything to the connection you want! Virtual reality, providing interwebs to a dead friend in hell, even make your own existence!
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Osmosian ISP
With this you can absorb data from other computers and even absorb the identity of the other people on it. The salt virus however is fatal. Further it comes with Hikannoyer227 which drives Hikaru crazy and Staffannoyance module 3020 which drives staff bonkers. It can also access anywhere.
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Mechera Net:
Our 'Net is Virtual Reality. That means everything in the sites is real and physical to you.
EVERYTHING.
Hrm... the possibilities.....
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Grunder ISP Offers the fastest commention anywhere you can think of...And only for 1 Credit a year (And your soul)...You can also get the Hawkblocker 2.0 which not only blocks him...it also put up Gay porn and turns his speakers up to MAX when he trys to access it...And dont forget....Grunder Will find you if you switch ISPs.....And kill you. Have a nice day!!!
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GOL now uses 9001G on our wireless mobile, and we offer to the entire dimensional plane (also, the Relorian megalith and Erebus, but only at premium rates of.. free.) Our standard package is -$200 dollars a month for 6 months and then -400 for the second six months of the year. Yes, that means we pay you. We offer unlimited access to all web content.
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New from FH! Lost your soul because of a certain ISP? Then gain a new one the moment you log onto our FH ISP! (warning, we are not responsible not can we prevent the death you may receive from certain ISP due to differences in Terms of Agreement, blah blah...)
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New from FH! Lost your soul because of a certain ISP? Then gain a new one the moment you log onto our FH ISP! (warning, we are not responsible not can we prevent the death you may receive from certain ISP due to differences in Terms of Agreement, blah blah...)
New from GOL (No, this isn't the same as that False Heaven offer.)! Got a soul!? Then loose your soul... is valued by the GOL Staff! We will never steal souls until we steal your soul so you should come to GOL where we don't (and by don't I mean do) steal your soul! For free!
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Hey! Billy Mays here with False Heaven ISP! Tired of spending pointless money online? Well, with False Heaven, ALL OF YOUR ONLINE PURCHASES ARE ABSOLUTELY FREE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! NO UNDERHAND BILLS, NO INCREASED TAXES OR HIDDEN PAYMENTS TO THE GOVERNMENT IN YOUR PAYCHECK! AND IF YOU CALL NOW, WE'LL ADD IN A PHILOSOPHER STONE OF ANY COLOR OF YOUR CHOOSING, ABSOLUTELY FREE! BUT YOU GOTTA CALL NOW!