Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Board => Archive => Void => Topic started by: Zero on August 11, 2010, 12:07:16 PM
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Portals began to open all over the planet as out of them came warriors clad in various latex garments along with furs and other garments. In short these were warriors that had been created from magic.
“Take us to your leader.†demanded the warriors. Leading them happened to be Jake Ateris. If he could not have Earth back from Legion then he would take this planet and make it like earth with his magic and transform it into a new earth.
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The residents, who were currently in the middle of a planet wide orgy, didn't stop what they were doing and merely pointed towards a giant, golden, dildo, which they worshiped as their leader.
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The Great dildo spoke
Dildo- Cum my child...and join in!
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Suddenly, another PORTAL opened and a voice came from it.
"This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
(Chorus 1)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
(Chorus 2)
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.
(Chorus 3)
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive
Still alive."
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All of the sudden i started to rain sploosh
Dildo- My Orgians...It is time to bang the new-cummers
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Suddenly, Will Smith appeared.
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The Diant dildo restained teh newcommers with his maigc Tenticals of Rapeness. A power only God himself could match.
Dildo- Cum my Brothers..and Be happy in our Millineum long orgy
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And Will Smith began singing.
"But than my mom got scared, she said,
"You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Take Me."
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The Dildo Rapes Jake alteris
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Michael Jackson came out of nowhere. It was time he had a visit to Take Me, and made a song named, 'Take Me'. The album would be called, 'Take Me'. He then began to make up this song and sing it, as well as dance with it. The awesomeness of Michael Jackson pwned the dildo.
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Dildo- MJ...Go take care of this little boy
It points to Jake
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MJ dances and sings Jake to death with his awesome music and dancing.