Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Goof Off! => Topic started by: UnStellar on September 17, 2010, 03:11:55 PM
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...Come on. You saw it coming.
Setting: A dilapidated, infinitely tall apartment complex with rooms tailoring to everyone's needs.
Rooms:
Room 12 Portal Suite, 3rd Floor: UnStellar
Room 666 Nexus Suite, top floor: Orpheus
Room 21 Luxury Suite, top floor: Lyoko222
Room 15-K Cyber Suite, 13th floor: Nisorin & Kerion
Roof (In an infinite space vortex. Don't ask how hard it is to get up there.): Hiro Dark
Basement Owners Suite: Hikaru
Custodial Closet, 1st floor: Zai
Room 999 Abyss Suite, top floor: Zumi
Let's do this folks.
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Top floor, The Nexus Suite - Orpheus
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Top Floor- Luxury Suite: Lyoko222
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13th Floor: Cyber Suite: Nisorin & Kerion
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Entire-Floor-Above-The-Top-Floor:Hiro Dark
Words cannot describe how HARD it is to get up there. XD
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So...You live on the Roof?
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Nope. Its as more of a floating floor or something just above the top floor. Its not too big though.
But it IS higher than you guys. :3
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Floor below the base floor, very bottom floor, Owners Suite : Hikaru
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First floor, room 1
Custodial closet, Zai.
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And in comes UnStellar, dressed in blue jeans, an unkempt button up shirt, black tie and bowler. His Converse Rawson's squeak on the ground as he approaches the old desk, ringing the bell. Tucked in his arms is a paper grocery bag stuffed with Portal Cubes, Spheres, and Pyramids.
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Orph took my number sooooo, 999, Abyss. (: Top floor.
I call dibs on basement as well, no?
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Lyoko222 runs through the lobby firing a paintball gun at one of the other residents... "Oh, Shit!", He dives behind a couch
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Orpheus was rather busy, fucking around with the very intricate and complex elevator system..fucking around may be to complex of a term, he was in fact hitting the panel with a wrench out of sheer boredom.
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Orph took my number sooooo, 999, Abyss. (: Top floor.
I call dibs on basement as well, no?
Basement's taken. Sorry, I automatically assigned him a room number.
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Zai was seen sweeping the marble floor with a rather large broom, dressed in a custodial uniform.
He was working for money since no one else would hire him.
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OF COURSE Hikaru has the basement lawl I didn't see it. I can have 999 Abyss right?
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Fa sho, Zumi
UnStellar repeatedly hit the bell, waiting for the pink-haired owner to show up.
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Lyoko yells from behind the couch, "Dude, I dont think Hik is here!". Paintballs fly across the lobby from the second floor Platform...
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... But somehow every time somehow every time somehow every time I'm broke
I can't get money
No matter how hard I work
the paychecks just dodge me
and even though, I asked for payment
the manager just laughs and yells.
I work as fast as I can
but during the next employee review I was helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll clean the apartment halls for as long as I can...
Sung the tune almost endlessly as he was sweeping the halls, ear phones playing songs at full blast.
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Hiro got up out of his bed, and yawned. Something went through his mind, but in his tired state he didn't know what it was. He walked to his fridge in the small, apartment-sized floating floor, got his cereal from on top of it, got some milk, and had cereal for breakfast. The words 'door' and 'dont' and 'open' scrambled through his head, but he didn't pay attention to them. After he ate his cereal and put it back away, he got dressed in his usual cloak, and walked to the front door, opened it, and took a few steps out of the floor he lived in.
"Kinda drafty, they should get someone on th-Oh, NOW I remember what I was thinking of! I dont have a hallwa-Ah damn."
He then proceeded to fall down to the ground from his excessively high floating floor, muttering with a annoyed look on his face,"Damnit, why does this always happen? Now Im gonna need to get back up there to close my door so my stuff isn't stolen..."
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UnStellar spins around, throwing a red Portal Pyramid at him. "Stop with the damn paintballs!"
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"Oh, Fuck...", He shoots it out of the way and gets capped by a paintball in the chest. "God Damnit!!!!", He throws his Mask down. "Alright. 17-19...Ready for round 37?"
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Ino walked into the room just as the paintball flew by. It was going so fast that it actually made her hair follow it's path, causing it to flow away from her face as she stood there, her eyes slits as she glared with all her might at Lyoko. "How...DARE YOU!?" she yelled, her hands curled into fists as she slowly made her way towards Lyoko.
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UnStellar looks surprisingly at the new member of the room.
"INO?!"
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Hiro fell onto the ground.
"Ow! Pain!" He said, before twitching for a little bit and getting up. He dusted his dark cloak off before walking into the lobby nonchalantly, as if nothing unusual happened.
Actually, that was normal anyway, so it wasn't unusual.
"Hey, all! Whats up?" He said, not even reacting as a paintball went past his head.
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Zai took one look at the paintball stains all across the place "Dammit." He muttered, and goes back to the custodial closet to get the proper materials to clean up said paint.
"Just dammit."
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"Yes?" Ino turned towards the person that called her name, and when she realized who it was, her eyes got wide. "STELLA!?"
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Lyoko Sees Ino, "Oh shit....Hey Ino!". He waves, thinking, "Dont kill me"
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And suddenly a voice spoke out of nowhere on the loud speaker, harsh and demanding. "Paintballs are now banned! Residents can all thank Lyoko222 for this new rule. As punishment he must take a week to clean as Zai's apprentice. thank you and have a good day at the SP Apartment Complex. Oh and do watch yourselves, because .... I'm watching you." Then the speaker cut off, Hikaru laughing from her desk chair down in the basement.
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"Sweet." Orpheus muttered as the elevator reached the lobby, pulling out a small paintball gun he fired it into the groin of the nearest person, mainly a random passerby that had little to no personality, the more popular of the tenants have given them a nickname. NPCs.
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Ino turned and glowered at Lyoko, her eyes slits once again as she glared at him. Then, suddenly, she sighed with resignation before she headed out into the hallway, passing by the elevator before turning back around and getting inside it once it was clear. Frowning, she punched the button for the floor her number was on and waited as the elevator slowly made it's way up the shaft.
And then it stopped. The power stopped working on the elevator, and for the upper half of the building.
"What the fuck?" Ino felt very claustrophobic suddenly, her eyes adjusting to the sudden darkness, her ears become sharp as she listened for anything, a sign for someone coming in to eat her. "Hello?"
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He yells, "FUCK!!!!" at the top of his lungs... "Hey Ino, Wait up!". He runs into the elevator
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Walking out of a wall that led to seemingly nowhere, Hikaru catches the elevator before the door closed, joining Ino and Lyoko. In her hands was a bucket with a sponge, a towel, and several other cleaning utensils along with a uniform that looked cream-white and had dark spots that closely resembled blood crusted on it. "Not so fast, Lyoko." She grinned, then held the bucket out to him in the elevator. "You're assigned as Zai's apprentice. Starting now. This is your punishment for messing up the place with paint balls, any more, and it'll be worse. Oh and.." Hikaru rolled her eyes, "Sorry about the uniform, we've gone bankrupt, you'll have to wear the last custodians. He was executed last year for not upholding his job, I hope you'll decide to not follow his path. We wouldn't want to lose another one."
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Ino still felt the walls close in on her, especially when she had Hikaru and Lyoko in the small cubicle with her. It drove her insane, the way it felt so jam packed and tight, which was only increased when the lights went out and everything was so dark. "I'm scared."
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"Oh Bonjour Mademoiselle Hikaru, Vous semblez beaux comme toujours aujourd'hui.", He smiles. Thinking, God Damnit! how does she do that!!!!
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"Wait a second, you there!" He chased down Hikaru. "You're Hikaru right?"
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The custodian was last seen in the lobby, resting on the comfy sofas the apartments had laid out. Little did everyone in the apartment complex know that Zai was so good at his job he cleaned the airborne bacteria and virus' out from the air.
With a shoe.
Anyone breathing the air could swear they were breathing in fresh, clean air, like they would in the mountains. The best kind of air.
"My paycheck raise sense is tingling!" Zai realized, his attention turning to the elevator doors on the first floor. He dashed over to them and pressed the button. Nothing happened. "There's more than one way to fix a TV..."
Zai just flat out kicked the doors. With a ding, the doors rolled open showing Hikaru, Lyoko, and Ino, all in a dark elevator. "You gotta kick it sometimes." He mentioned, as the lights in it came back on.
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"WHAT THE FUCK!? I go through all that effort to come down here to see what the ruckus was and you guys all run away.." Orph began to mutter to himself as he walked towards his own private elevator, it was locked, defended by a energy shield, a void of nothingness that made things into more nothingness, a dragon, and a single mime. You want to know which was the scariest out of all of those? The mime. Don't ask, but it's the reason why Hikaru had to keep hiring new receptionist. And getting Zai to clean the old ones off the ceiling.
Walking past the defenses with what seemed to be minimal effort Orph just sighed as he continued to mutter obscenities at the various individuals in the room, pressing the button as his "elevator" closed it's doors. Truly it wasn't an elevator, but it was another door that led to Orph's wondrous suite, the Nexus. It wasn't something that truly was in the apartment complex, to be honest it was literally everywhere, it was the Nexus of Reality, a point outside of existence where all of existence meets and forms a small bubble of omniscient viewing. In the Nexus one could see all of creation, that is if their head didn't explode from looking at it.
Grinning a little as he looked upon Space and Time, grabbing a can of soda from his own fridge he opened it up and took a small drink. "They'll hopefully call if the mime gets out of hand again, I'd rather not have it kill Hikaru..then like Tom would be the owner..and he's to strict."
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Ino had a bag with her, which she was carrying around because it was full of things to do when she was downstairs, so she didn't have to keep walking back and forth between her room and the "living" room. Since she was the social butterfly, she pretty much stayed on the bottom floor for most of the day before she would go upstairs and pass out. There were very few days and reasons on why she would avoid the downstairs areas, and one of those reasons was beginning to fade to her, so it was pointless to let it keep bothering her.
So, seeing as she had a bag of goodies, Ino dug out a pile of magazines and began sniffing the perfume samples.
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Hiro, noticing nobody said hello back, hung his head in disappointment. "Aww...Nobody wants to say hello?" He said, walking to the elevator. He saw Zai, and said,"Yo, dude, wassup?"
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"I filtered the air. With a shoe." Zai managed to speak, his voice almost trembling from over work. And if it wasn't already obvious, the air seemed to be changing to a more salty, fresh sea breeze sort of smell as Zai's baggy eyes became more apparent.
"Cleaning this place is so nice." He stretched his lips to something that looked like a grin, but the overall look of him being overworked seemed to counter it. "A penny an hour..."
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"Hi." Ino waved slowly at Hiro, her eyes never leading away from the magazine she just pulled out, sniffing deeply.
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"I see. Well, keep up the good work!" Hiro said, oblivious to the overwork-ness of Zai. He saw Zumi, said "Yo" to her, and after contemplating it for a bit, decided that closing the door to his floating floor could wait. After all, there were people down here!
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(WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR, THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND THE POWER IS OUT. GAWD).
Ino sighed as she tried to keep the fear out of her system.
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(WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR, THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND THE POWER IS OUT. GAWD).
Ino sighed as she tried to keep the fear out of her system.
http://shatteredplanes.com/index.php?topic=2048.msg20878#msg20878
COUGH COUGH
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YOU RUINED THE POINT OF THE LITTLE PLOT I HAD!
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34th floor, Room 1407 Sothoth suite- Ra' Kath and Sam.
Ra' Kath and Sam walked out into the lobby arguing as usual. "And I say that a flat tax doesn't pay for the wealthy" Sam said, dressed in a red duster his katana hanging from his back and his pistols in their holsters on his hips. "You're really going to stand there and look at me with a straight face while you say that?" Ra' Kath asked. He was wearing his best sunday suit even though he was pretty sure it was Thursday and he was holding his most Pimptastic walking cane.
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YOU RUINED THE POINT OF THE LITTLE PLOT I HAD!
Make that apparent while you're complaining/repeating it endlessly about being in it then.
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(Stop being such a prick).
Ino waited as the elevator slowly made it's way back up the building and once the doors open she left without saying a word, getting towards her room within five minutes, unlocking the door with palm identification and eye sensory before she went inside and slapped the door, locking it.
Her room was huge, like a penthouse. When you walked in, you were in the office/art part of her "room". You would find her room where she did a lot of homework at, where a small TV was located and a fold out couch with the typical furniture of a living room. Another "office" was a library, and then another had all of Ino's art supplies and what not scattered about the room in such a fashion only Ino could understand. Dead center of all these rooms/offices was wooden stairs, which if you walked up to you would face a wooden door with glass panes.
Once you made it past the door, you could turn right or left. If you turned right, you would be finding yourself down a short hallway before it opened up to the right only; on the opposite output wall there was a door for the bathroom; if you turned a little to the right you would face her "bedroom" where her bed was located dead center and a large plasma screen TV was hung on the wall, facing the opening of the hallway. (Basically, you turn right and there was be walls on both side but on the right it opened up to her bedroom and there was a door closer to you where the bathroom was...I dunno how to explain it). If you walked further into the room, her closet was on the right side and took up the entire wall and even part of the wall directly in front of you. There was a large surround sound stereo located in the farthest corner. Her closet itself was an entirely different thing as well, as it was a huge ass walk in closet that seemed to go on forever. There was a small opening, but that was to be described later.
If you turned left, you would go down another short hallway like on the right and you would come to her living room. The entire opposite wall was filled with game paraphernalia. Another large screen TV was on the wall with a large entertainment system built around it, filled with tons of games for XBOX, XBOX360, Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, DS, Dreamcast, Gamecube, and even computer games. While in her room there was a small and white Toshiba laptop resting on the circular bed, this room contained a large screen computer with smaller screens around it, implying it was where she did heavy gaming or photoshop works. In front of the large TV was a couch, red and suede feeling, and a love seat that matched that was next to it, it's back facing the entry; together they made a 90 degree angle. In the middle of the two was a coffee table with glass panels on the four corners, a candle in the middle, lit, and with coasters littering the top. Venturing further into the room you was see the kitchen to your left, raised on a platform with wood flooring. The fridge was right there and after that the counter started, going all the way to the corner and then across the opposite wall, where it met another fridge. The oven was a few 'counter tops' away from the first fridge, the dishwasher was on the counter top set facing where you are standing. A bar was on the right side of the kitchen; the part where you ate at was raised so there was a little counter room there. Two stools were on the other side, though they were hardly used. The raised level, which was the kitchen entirely, wasn't taking up half the room. There was a sliver of the original floor behind the stools, where you would see the closet that contained her washer and dryer and all that stuff.
(This is an actual room, though I dunno if I did well explaining it. My grandpa stayed here when he was fighting with my grandma lol).
Ino sighed as she reached her office area, then glared around at how dark it was. She dropped her bag near the stairs before she walked to her right and opened up the curtains, revealing psuedo water glass, making the room light up entirely. Then she headed up the stairs, her bag in tow.