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Title: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Orga the Strange on October 24, 2010, 04:57:41 PM: http://www.cracked.com/blog/20-japanese-robots-probably-intent-on-murdering-you/
http://www.cracked.com/article_16364_science-dick-5-most-evil-robots-ever-invented.html
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-real-robots-built-to-love-you-to-death/
http://www.cracked.com/article_16462_the-7-creepiest-real-life-robots_p2.html

THIS IS WHY I FEAR THEM!
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on October 24, 2010, 04:58:44 PM: As you rightly should. Damn batshit insane Japs.
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Orga the Strange on October 25, 2010, 11:43:50 AM: Don't bomb them! They'll just come back in greater numbers!
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on October 25, 2010, 01:18:10 PM: Yeah, they have reserves.
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Gaserlake on October 26, 2010, 06:18:10 AM: I have my ways.
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: UnStellar on October 26, 2010, 03:59:54 PM: Even if you destroy them... You'll face the fury of a million American Japan enthusiasts. Like me :D
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on October 27, 2010, 08:02:59 AM: You crazy bastard. THEY ARE INSANE!
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Orga the Strange on October 27, 2010, 06:09:26 PM: They must all be destroyed! Get Godzilla to do it!
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on October 27, 2010, 08:11:17 PM: No, Godzilla has been converted to their likeness... We must use a different, more powerful force than what Godzilla could ever be.

POWER RANGERS
TRANSFORMERS
CHUCK NORRIS

GO! FLY TOWARDS VICTORY
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Gaserlake on October 27, 2010, 08:37:00 PM: No. Gordon Freeman is a better solution. He can kick Chuck Norris' ass with a crowbar.
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on October 28, 2010, 08:07:45 AM: How the hell is he going to kick someone with a crowbar? O_O
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Orga the Strange on October 28, 2010, 09:00:22 AM: Chuck Norris understands that in order to kick something you have to use your foot.
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: UnStellar on October 28, 2010, 01:43:03 PM: Quote from: Gaserlake on October 27, 2010, 08:37:00 PM
No. Gordon Freeman is a better solution. He can kick Chuck Norris' ass with a crowbar.
(http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/orannis62/SamVsGordonDemotive.jpg)

Sam Fisher FTW.
Title: Re: This is why I fear Japan...
Post by: Gaserlake on October 29, 2010, 02:38:19 AM: Eh... Time to be a smartass... That only shows the MIDDLE of the fight. Apparently, Gordon has the damn crowbar. PLUS, he has been in that situation before, where he has been head-locked. At the last minute, tables can be turned. But other than that, that was pretty good.