Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
Afterlife => Spirit Realm => Topic started by: Queen Bright on November 12, 2010, 11:23:28 PM
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(This is a sort of a joke, and also because I'm bored.)
Due to the attack Kurai put on the planet of Aralia, which caused it to go boom. Fido, the Aralian war dog, found himself eating kibble and bits in the court rooms of the Spirit Realm, waiting to be judged. Of course, since they say, all dogs go to heaven, it was pretty damn assured where this dog would find himself. But first... being the dog Fido was, he decided to howl for attention.
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A blue girl saw the dog's beg for attention, and came over to pat the dog. She held out her hand so the dog could sniff it.
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"So sorry!" a quarky voice shouted out throughout the chamber as the White Judge appeared in his bench with a glass of tea in his hands. "The tea shop next door closed down, so I had to visit the Mortal Realm to find a glass. It took me FOREVER, but dear me, I am rambling."
He sipped his tea and a look of pleasure came upon his face. "Ah, it's been so long, old friend... Oh, yes. Next case, then," he looked down at his papers, "State your... Dog?"
He looked up at Fido, a look of curiosity on his face. "Um... Well, dear me, this is an anomaly. Pets always go to Heaven, they usually never come to the Spirit Realm first."
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OOC- I'm taking up the black judge position. No one was doing it anyway.
"Ah you're finally back" What appeared at the other bench would have been a surprise to the White Judge. A different and new black judge. He was slender and wore a completely black suit. He still drank dark coffee though.
"The old judge went MIA. I'm his replacement." He sighed, looking down at the... Dog?
"My first case... Is a dog. Wonderful."
The Black Judge took a sip from his coffee and placed it down "Why is there a dog in the courtroom? The rules tend to state auto heaven no?"
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"Give the dog a chance to speak!" the White Judge interjected, "Go on, Mr. Puppy."
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Fido licked the girls hand thankful for some attention after days of nonstop howling. When the judges appeared Fido barked aloud, his bark being about as loud as a mastiff or doberman. Fido was a dog, an Aralian War dog, but still a dog, and thus couldn't speak. In his mind, however, he was picturing gnawing on the leg of that lawyer he had met back on Aralia before is unfortunate death.
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"Yes, yes," the White Judge replied, writing something down, "Can you spell that, please?"
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"Is this a joke?" The Black Judge sighed "It's a pet. Send it to heaven."
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Fido barked again. He then proceeded to lift his leg and scratch a few fleas off.
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"Heaven!" he replied, pounding his gavel as a white, Heavenly light surrounded the dog and took him away.
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Naralia paused for a second then asked them, "Me too?"
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The White Judge looked down at Naralia, nodding his head. "I vote for your departure to Heaven as well. You died at the hands of Heartbreak."
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"Thank you," she said.
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"Heaven." The Black Judge banged his gavel