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Title: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 15, 2011, 04:31:17 AM
Magical Rights Management.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 15, 2011, 11:03:53 AM
wha-
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 01:52:55 PM
THIS IS THE MAGICAL RIGHTS MANAGEMENT! WE'RE TAKING OVER! GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
NO! THIS IS THE TECHNOLOGICAL INVESTIGATION UNIT! YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH AN INVESTIGATION!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 01:59:38 PM
/me Shows interdimensional enforcement badge.

WE'RE OVERRIDING THE INVESTIGATION! EVERYONE WHO USES MAGIC IS UNDER ARREST!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
/me shows interdimensional enforcement badge

YOU'RE ASSAULTING AN INTERDIMENSIONAL AGENT! THIS CASE IS OUT OF YOUR AGENCIES JURISDICTION! STAND DOWN!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:16:30 PM
/me Shows Smith badge.

EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY JURISDICTION! YOU'RE RESISTING ARREST! STOP RESISTING!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:23:38 PM
NO  U!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
/me Arrests Sage Three K2323.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY USING MAGIC, CIVIL MISCONDUCT, AND RESISTING ARREST!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:35:17 PM
/me arrests Smith.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY ARRESTING!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:40:02 PM
FUCK! WE ARRESTED EACH OTHER TO EACH OTHER!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Queen Bright on February 16, 2011, 02:40:53 PM
/me takes the handcuffs on both and handcuffs them together.

I PUT YOU BOTH UNDER ARREST FOR UHHHHHH DISTURBING THE PEACE!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:42:50 PM
WELL I ARREST YOU FOR HANDCUFFING ME TO THE GUY I ARRESTED AFTER HE ARRESTED ME
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
!!!!!!! :angryface:
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:43:58 PM
SHIIIIII- /me Manages to use Houdini techniques to handcuff Hikaru to K2 and himself while already handcuffed.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR- OH SHIT! WE'RE ALL INTER-ARRESTED! FUCK!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:44:58 PM
WELL YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING A DUMB.. WAIT....... MY PHONE'S VIBRATING.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:46:45 PM
SHIT! WE CAN'T USE OUR HANDS! FUCK! OH SHIT! I NEED TO GO! SOME FUCKING MAGES ARE RIOTING! AH SHIT! I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS! HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS?!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:48:01 PM
WELL I'D USE MY MAGIC BUT THESE STUPID CUFFS OF YOURS ARE ANTI-MAGIC.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:49:41 PM
AGH! SHIT! COME ON! WE'RE ALL GOING TO MY POLICE CAR! /me Pulls the two to the police car.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
FUCK THIS HURTS STOP DRAGGING ME!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:53:23 PM
NO! /me Sits on the driver's seat.
 FUCK THIS! I'M GONNA DRIVE ANYWAY! YOU TWO ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DRAG!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:54:43 PM
WAIT PULL OVER ITS AN ICECREAM MAN!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:56:37 PM
FINE! BUT YOU'RE PAYING! /me Pulls over.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 02:58:30 PM
WAIT WHAT KIND DO YOU GUYS WANT?
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 02:59:54 PM
I THINK THIS CHICK LIKES STRAWBERRY, OR WHATEVER FLAVOR COMES WITH HOT PINK! I WANT CHOCOLATE! HURRY UP! THE RIOT'S GETTING WORSE!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:16:43 PM
OKAY... I WANT SOME OREO ICECREAM... WAIT. THEY DON'T HAVE OREO ICECREAM. WHAT KIND SHOULD I GET?
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on February 16, 2011, 03:18:26 PM
*gets popcorn and watches, then takes a sip out of soda, before telling the Ice Cream guy that he's late for the next neighborhood to get him to speed off*
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:20:35 PM
HEY THE ICE CREAM MAN! HE'S GETTING AWAY! AFTER HIIIMMM!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 03:24:31 PM
AGH! SHIT! /me Corners the icecream man in a dead end alley.
 GIVE US THE ICECREAM! NOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RIOTERS THERE ARE IN THE TRAFALGAR SQUARE?!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Queen Bright on February 16, 2011, 03:24:51 PM
OH JOY. I'M HANDCUFFED TO IDIOTS! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on February 16, 2011, 03:25:28 PM
*watches Hik screaming, then ponders just leaving her cuffed to them*
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 03:25:52 PM
SHUT UP, WOMAN! WE'RE GETTING ICECREAM HERE!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:26:43 PM
GUYS I STILL CAN'T DECIDE WHAT KINDA ICECRE- OH WAIT. THE ICE CREAM MAN RAN AWAY. I GUESS THAT MEANS THE ICE CREAM TRUCKS ON THE HOUSE.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Queen Bright on February 16, 2011, 03:27:19 PM
I THOUGHT COPS LIKE DONUTS? KINDA BREAKING TRADITION THERE K2!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 03:28:55 PM
I'M TOO FAT TO EAT ANY DONUTS! ANYWAY, FUCK THIS! /me Drives the police car, dragging the two on the ground.
 OH SHIT! I GOT TO TAKE A PISS!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
I'M NOT A COP I'M A FEDERAL AGENT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE....... SOMETIMES. ANYWAY WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS ICE CREAM TRUUUU- PULL OVER! THIS HURTS!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Queen Bright on February 16, 2011, 03:37:34 PM
JUST REVERSE HOT WIRE THE CAR? AND WHY ARE WE YELLING?
/me rolls eyes and goes to work pick-locking the handcuffs.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:45:38 PM
BECAUSE THIS IS THE STAFF FORUM AND WE ALWAYS YELL HERE. DUH. WAIT, WHERE DID YOU GET A LOCK PICKING KIT?
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 03:51:15 PM
SHE GOT IT FROM THE GLOVE BOX! HURRY UP WITH THE LOCK-PICKING, BITCH! I'M NOT PAYING YOU FOR NOTHING! FUCK! I THINK I WET MY PANTS!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:51:58 PM
WAIT YOU'RE PAYING HER?
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Queen Bright on February 16, 2011, 03:54:07 PM
IT'S CALLED A HAIRPIN. WE COULD ALSO USE A SAFETY-PIN OR A PAPERCLIP OR YOUR MANHOOD. TAKE YOUR PICK.

/me goes back to picking the handcuffs and finally gets free.
/me then swallows hairpin used to lock pick and leaves K2323 and Gaserlake handcuffed.

WELL! IT'S BEEN FUN!
/me jumps out of car and runs off.
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on February 16, 2011, 03:55:21 PM
*summons a tree in front of Hik's car while its going at super-high speeds, then eats more popcorn and watches the carnage*
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: Gaserlake on February 16, 2011, 03:57:08 PM
AGH! SHIT! I HIT A TREE! FUCK! WE'VE GOT 5 SECONDS BEFORE THIS THING EXPLODES! /me Drags K2 out with him.
 SHIT! WHERE'S MY GRENADES?! OH SHIT! HIKARU!
Title: Re: MRM
Post by: K2 on February 16, 2011, 03:57:26 PM
/me uses mah awesome NET abilities to NET to an ice cream parlor. Also, NET.
/me chases Hikaru with some ice cream.

GET BACK HERE DOLL!