Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Topic started by: Gaserlake on February 15, 2011, 04:31:17 AM
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Magical Rights Management.
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wha-
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THIS IS THE MAGICAL RIGHTS MANAGEMENT! WE'RE TAKING OVER! GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!
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NO! THIS IS THE TECHNOLOGICAL INVESTIGATION UNIT! YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH AN INVESTIGATION!
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/me Shows interdimensional enforcement badge.
WE'RE OVERRIDING THE INVESTIGATION! EVERYONE WHO USES MAGIC IS UNDER ARREST!
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/me shows interdimensional enforcement badge
YOU'RE ASSAULTING AN INTERDIMENSIONAL AGENT! THIS CASE IS OUT OF YOUR AGENCIES JURISDICTION! STAND DOWN!
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/me Shows Smith badge.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY JURISDICTION! YOU'RE RESISTING ARREST! STOP RESISTING!
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NO U!
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/me Arrests Sage Three K2323.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY USING MAGIC, CIVIL MISCONDUCT, AND RESISTING ARREST!
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/me arrests Smith.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY ARRESTING!
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FUCK! WE ARRESTED EACH OTHER TO EACH OTHER!
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/me takes the handcuffs on both and handcuffs them together.
I PUT YOU BOTH UNDER ARREST FOR UHHHHHH DISTURBING THE PEACE!
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WELL I ARREST YOU FOR HANDCUFFING ME TO THE GUY I ARRESTED AFTER HE ARRESTED ME
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!!!!!!! :angryface:
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SHIIIIII- /me Manages to use Houdini techniques to handcuff Hikaru to K2 and himself while already handcuffed.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR- OH SHIT! WE'RE ALL INTER-ARRESTED! FUCK!
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WELL YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING A DUMB.. WAIT....... MY PHONE'S VIBRATING.
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SHIT! WE CAN'T USE OUR HANDS! FUCK! OH SHIT! I NEED TO GO! SOME FUCKING MAGES ARE RIOTING! AH SHIT! I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS! HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS?!
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WELL I'D USE MY MAGIC BUT THESE STUPID CUFFS OF YOURS ARE ANTI-MAGIC.
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AGH! SHIT! COME ON! WE'RE ALL GOING TO MY POLICE CAR! /me Pulls the two to the police car.
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FUCK THIS HURTS STOP DRAGGING ME!
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NO! /me Sits on the driver's seat.
FUCK THIS! I'M GONNA DRIVE ANYWAY! YOU TWO ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DRAG!
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WAIT PULL OVER ITS AN ICECREAM MAN!
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FINE! BUT YOU'RE PAYING! /me Pulls over.
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WAIT WHAT KIND DO YOU GUYS WANT?
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I THINK THIS CHICK LIKES STRAWBERRY, OR WHATEVER FLAVOR COMES WITH HOT PINK! I WANT CHOCOLATE! HURRY UP! THE RIOT'S GETTING WORSE!
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OKAY... I WANT SOME OREO ICECREAM... WAIT. THEY DON'T HAVE OREO ICECREAM. WHAT KIND SHOULD I GET?
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*gets popcorn and watches, then takes a sip out of soda, before telling the Ice Cream guy that he's late for the next neighborhood to get him to speed off*
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HEY THE ICE CREAM MAN! HE'S GETTING AWAY! AFTER HIIIMMM!
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AGH! SHIT! /me Corners the icecream man in a dead end alley.
GIVE US THE ICECREAM! NOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RIOTERS THERE ARE IN THE TRAFALGAR SQUARE?!
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OH JOY. I'M HANDCUFFED TO IDIOTS! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME!
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*watches Hik screaming, then ponders just leaving her cuffed to them*
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SHUT UP, WOMAN! WE'RE GETTING ICECREAM HERE!
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GUYS I STILL CAN'T DECIDE WHAT KINDA ICECRE- OH WAIT. THE ICE CREAM MAN RAN AWAY. I GUESS THAT MEANS THE ICE CREAM TRUCKS ON THE HOUSE.
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I THOUGHT COPS LIKE DONUTS? KINDA BREAKING TRADITION THERE K2!
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I'M TOO FAT TO EAT ANY DONUTS! ANYWAY, FUCK THIS! /me Drives the police car, dragging the two on the ground.
OH SHIT! I GOT TO TAKE A PISS!
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I'M NOT A COP I'M A FEDERAL AGENT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE....... SOMETIMES. ANYWAY WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS ICE CREAM TRUUUU- PULL OVER! THIS HURTS!
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JUST REVERSE HOT WIRE THE CAR? AND WHY ARE WE YELLING?
/me rolls eyes and goes to work pick-locking the handcuffs.
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BECAUSE THIS IS THE STAFF FORUM AND WE ALWAYS YELL HERE. DUH. WAIT, WHERE DID YOU GET A LOCK PICKING KIT?
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SHE GOT IT FROM THE GLOVE BOX! HURRY UP WITH THE LOCK-PICKING, BITCH! I'M NOT PAYING YOU FOR NOTHING! FUCK! I THINK I WET MY PANTS!
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WAIT YOU'RE PAYING HER?
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IT'S CALLED A HAIRPIN. WE COULD ALSO USE A SAFETY-PIN OR A PAPERCLIP OR YOUR MANHOOD. TAKE YOUR PICK.
/me goes back to picking the handcuffs and finally gets free.
/me then swallows hairpin used to lock pick and leaves K2323 and Gaserlake handcuffed.
WELL! IT'S BEEN FUN!
/me jumps out of car and runs off.
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*summons a tree in front of Hik's car while its going at super-high speeds, then eats more popcorn and watches the carnage*
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AGH! SHIT! I HIT A TREE! FUCK! WE'VE GOT 5 SECONDS BEFORE THIS THING EXPLODES! /me Drags K2 out with him.
SHIT! WHERE'S MY GRENADES?! OH SHIT! HIKARU!
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/me uses mah awesome NET abilities to NET to an ice cream parlor. Also, NET.
/me chases Hikaru with some ice cream.
GET BACK HERE DOLL!