Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Canned Spam => Topic started by: Kira on February 23, 2011, 05:27:20 PM
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Follow the teachings of God and receive his blessings, and so it shall be that the seas will again become bountiful, and the raging storms will subside.
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Today, at approximately eleven a.m., a thirty-two year old man was found stabbed to death in his apartment in the city of Yokohama, Kanagawa prefecture.
Kanagawa police are treating this case as homicide.
In other news. Today's suspected murderer, Naoki Kokujo, was arrested in the district of Shibuya, Tokyo.
He is being held in custody facing a murder charges for the brutal slaying of his common law partner, who was only twenty five at the time of her death.
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Day in and day out..
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The same news on permanent repeat.
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This is all so ridiculous.
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This world is so rotten.
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May I ask the point of this topic?
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May I ask the point of this topic?
FOR JUSTICE!
Ahem....... Death note? As in a notebook of death?
Hmmm. How to use it.
"The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die."
Hm, it's pretty lame, not to mention twisted.
It's really not that different from one of those chain letters you get. The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die? C'mon.
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Yes, most of us here have seen Death Note... personally it seems like someone made 2 accounts and double posted but, Meh.
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There must be something wrong with me to even consider it.
"This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his /her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. "
"If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen. "
"If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack. "
"After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds. "
So, depending on the person you have in mind, you can either kill them easily or painfully, huh?
This is pretty detailed for a prank, I'll give them that.
So, I write in a name and that person dies...
Like anyone would believe that.
Wait. On the off chance someone really dies, would that make me a murderer?
Yeah, right. It's completely impossible.
The same assailant who attacked six people at busy shopping district in Shinjuku yesterday has struck again, taking eight-people-hostage at this daycare center.
His captors include both children and teachers. The police have now identified the suspect as forty-two-year old Kuroh Otoharada, currently unemployed. We expect negotiations to begin immediately.
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Hmmm... a heart attack in forty seconds. We'll see.
At the present time, that's all the police are telling us.
You can't help but feel concerned for the safety of those hostages.
You're absolutely right. We'll continue to monitor the situation from here.
Thank you for that report. What do you make of this, Mr. Hashimoto?
Well, one can only hope for a quick resolution to this situation.
Looks like the notebook doesn't work. Oh, well. I didn't expect it to, anyway.
Wait. We are seeing something here. Looks like movement at the front entrance.
The hostages are coming out. And they all look to be unharmed!
The special forces are taking action, they are moving in!
We don't know if the suspect's been arrested.
Huh? Yes? OK, we now have confirmation.
The suspect has been found dead inside. I repeat, the suspect is now dead!
Dead?
The special forces are denying allegations that they shot the suspect.
So it's quite possible he was feeling cornered and decided to commit suicide?
According to the statement of the hostages, the suspect just suddenly collapsed.
A heart attack?
No way. It's coincidence. This has to be a coincidence.
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I know this is the spam forum, but may I ask that you refrain from double posting?
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This is K2323 bro.
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Wtf kaleb.. way to make me look like an asshole.
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lol bro its fine
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Light! It's already six thirty, you know. Don't you have cram school tonight?
Yeah. I'll be ready in just a sec.
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Death note. It's unlikely but if by chance this thing's for real? I have to test it one more time.
In which case, it should probably be another criminal.
But...if he's too well-known, that'll be a problem.
If he dies, there's a good possibility that news of his death would be covered up.
I need to see results right away.