Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Contests and Games => Topic started by: K2 on April 15, 2011, 09:52:19 AM
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This game is
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So way awesome
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and I post
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K2 is gay
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only not really.
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Notice the cross
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Bob the yeti
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Like's the Spaghetti
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and the cross
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In the beginning
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was only Arnold
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Who thought this
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was the time
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for some pain
8)
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So he stabbed
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some pink-haired
*whistles quietly to self*
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raped a duck
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cows named Dave
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Threw a fit
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About his cheese
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was eaten by
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freaking bad grammar.
OOC: Let's stay consistent to general sentience structure this round shall we?
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He blamed Thunder
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for sending daleks
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to his house
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to EXTERMINATE! the
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poodle infestation that
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Lay inside the
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coffin of wood.
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Bob the yeti
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told Thunder a
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fat person joke
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. He then laughed.
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Bob ate Nik
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with a side
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of fish sticks,
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And taco kalimari.
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He had severe
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gastrointestinal problems that
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caused Taco Shits.
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It hurt like
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shitting a taco.
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So he went
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,got a burrito,
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after the Doctor,
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stuck a needle
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in a pie.
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So as to
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get some ADAM
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for his beehive
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all this so,
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Orga would die
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In 8,000,000 years
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his body would
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stay awesome and
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be a holy
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relic for Dakka
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and enshrined in
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holy elephant dung.
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He would then
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conquer the ugly
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Nikolas Ultra, the
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mother of peril
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slept with Humphry
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Bogart, while he
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Smacked the dog
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, Nik, into hell
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and back. Satan
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, Sweet Monkey Jesus,
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sat drinking tea
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While this happened.
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Jim, said he
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had a gun,
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called Bob the
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Zak Slayer. He
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did not know
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why he named
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his son McBad@$$
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it was narmy
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Who said to
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Eat fried turkey
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and then kill
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a lonely frog
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because the demented
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With a curse
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that made one
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hell of a
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psychadelic rainbow of
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DEATH! Things would
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be so much
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better with spleens.
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"Why is this?"
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asked Bob as
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he died on
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a train on
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the toilet and
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while wearing a
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unzipped taco outfit
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made of rubber.
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He gasped for
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air as his
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lungs collapsed from
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a disease known
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as saint kaleb's
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disease. When news
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of a large
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asteroid reached the
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core of the
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train, they panicked.
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and shat themselves
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so hard they
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almost died. Pandas
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Love to eat
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cats. They are
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adorable as hell.
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(even though they eat cats D:)
Butterflies would soon
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explode in midair
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With a pink mist
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(DAT'S FOUR WORDS)
and candy canes
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that were
(I'm compensating)
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made up of
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presidential cows. However