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Title: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on May 19, 2011, 10:17:01 PM: Yes, I am aware we already have that one but I decided to make a new one because the other is old and ended at a very..impromptu bitch post.

So uh if this goes against anything then go ahead and delete it lol.

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Don't Blink, They Won't Even Miss You At All

I said I'd never let you go, and I never did,
I said I'd never let you fall, and I always meant it,
If you didn't have this chance, then I never did

Ino fiddled with her closet a bit, kicking things aside and throwing clothes over her back and forming a large pile behind her back as she kneeled on the ground. The song that was currently playing made her look around and glare at the innocent white laptop sitting at her desk. She hated this song now which is why she got up to change it quickly and even though the next song could be viewed as worse, she kept it and sang along.

"Heeey sweetie, well I need you here tonight..." Ino murmured. "And I know that you don't wanna be leaving..." If she had a guitar she would probably play along with the acoustic since basically the song consisted of that type of guitar playing. Ino's voice managed to harmonize with some of the bits though most of the time she was about a key below the actual singer's voice.

When the song ended "Blow" by Kesha came on and immediately Ino was jumping on her bed and throwing her entire weight down on the ground. This song put her in the mood to piss people off and Hikaru was her first target. Said song had the opposite effect of "Friday Night Bitch Fight" which got her wanting to curb stomp people.

"Oooooh Hikkie!" she called out as she jumped off her bed and bolted for the door.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on May 19, 2011, 10:31:27 PM: Lyoko was walking by her room when he heard ino yell. "What in the hell?" He stops and moves closer to the door.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on May 19, 2011, 11:04:49 PM: A lone figure with a mop, forcefully wiping the floor of the marble-clad floors of the complex with a blue uniform and headphones that almost looked like they had swallowed his ears could be seen at the end of the hallway. His music was actually turned up pretty loud, and anyone that had walked by him had given him a cold stare, more than likely thinking 'stupid youngsters killing their ears. Why back in my day...'
Of course, since their attention was mentally making fun of the only janitor of the apartment complex, they would fail to notice the 'wet floor' sign and would then slip on it. This, in Zai's mind, was the perfect way to give payback for mentally insulting him.
Wait, how did he know he was being mentally insulted? ... I'll get back to you on that.

"Take a melody... simple as can be..." Zai was singing very softly, just under his breath along with the music that he was playing. Strangely, it was a nice, slow and happy tune, completely unlike anything else that other people listen to.

Give it some words and,
Sweet harmony.
Raise your voices,
all day long now
love grows strong now
sing a melody of love.

Unknown to anyone, this janitor was part of the 'Zai humanitarian Movement,' completely made up of one member and growing! ... The only requirement for really joining it was actually knowing about it. Sadly, no one knew about it. The young janitor took a bit of pride being the only person in it, but saddened no one else was in it.

"Oh, I need to wet it again..." He complained, stopping his soft singing and dipped the mop in his nearby mop bucket, making sure not to knock over the 'wet floor' sign. Which he did. With a sigh of annoyance, he took only a step and a half over, set it back up, and resumed his mopping.
"At least I'm finally being paid minimum wage now..."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on May 19, 2011, 11:20:12 PM: Hiro woke up, yawned, and crawled out of bed. Midafternoon, you say? Well, to be honest its probably still too early for Hiro anyways.
He did his usual morning routine, you know, eat some cereal, comb his hair, decide he doesn't like the way its combed and puts a hat over it, gets his awesome cloak, ect. He then walked around, sure he was forgetting something. He shrugged, and walked out his door, saying,"Well, I guess it must not be import-Ah, damnit, not again..." as he realized that he'd forgotten again that his suite, while its own entire floor, flew above the actual hotel itself.
Really, a typical day anyways.
As he dropped past the floor they were on, he said through a open window near them,"Hey L-Rage, sup Taylor." as he plumetted to the earth.
He finally landed with a thud, got up, brushed himself off, and walked inside...Unknowingly tracking in with his shoes...DIRT...
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Zero on May 19, 2011, 11:22:19 PM: Getting out of bed about 3 Pm in the afternoon Zero walked over to the fridge, pulling out the sub way sandwich he had bought the night before. Groaning since he was still tired, in account of the annoying dogs Hiro owned he walked over to the microwave putting the sandwich on a plate and in the microwave for about 3 minutes, going and changing out of his normal sleep attire into a business suit and grabbing the baseball bat he had in his apartment. Today he was going to shut up those mutts. "I'll deal with those mutts." With that once his meal was eaten he put on his combat boots, the heavy gloves he had and a helmet of a foot ball player for good measure being sure to grab the tazer, a variety of knives and tranquilizer darts and some poisoned kibble. He walked towards Hiro's room with all that equipment.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on May 19, 2011, 11:25:42 PM: OOC:I dont have dogs in my SP apartment...Hik would kill me!
'Sides, Im not the biggest fan of dogs anyways. XP
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Zero on May 19, 2011, 11:29:47 PM: (Just roll with it Hiro)
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on May 19, 2011, 11:31:58 PM: All of a sudden, 3 paintballs hit Zero. It was Lyoko up to his paintball antics again... this time with his Desert eagle paintball pistol.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on May 19, 2011, 11:32:40 PM: (Nein. I have no favor with dogs. ><)
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on May 19, 2011, 11:35:54 PM: Little did Zero know, the dogs had been planted there by none other than owner of the complex, Hikaru herself. As a way to cause DRAMA. As she had been in a bored and depressed mood as of late, she had bribed a pack of garbage eating, rabid street dogs with promise of a nice juicy filet mignon later, if they would setup camp within someones bedroom. Hikaru at the time, hadn't cared who.

Well as luck would have it, that room had been Hiro's, and now Hikaru (hidden from sight) got to sit back and watch the drama unfold.

(There, that work?)
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Zero on May 19, 2011, 11:36:59 PM: A baseball bat would be hurled in the direction of Lyoko222, to knock him out. Zero had no patience for idiocy like that of Lyoko222 today. Someone had animals in this hotel that needed to learn to pipe down and he was going to teach those animals the lesson. The poisoned kibble, tazer and knives would be more than enough to handle those mutts. He walked down to the manager to get his room moved away from that of Lyoko. Hearing the dogs bark again he went to his room, got out a shot gun and walked to Hiro's room with said shot gun in his hands.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on May 19, 2011, 11:38:14 PM: The bat had missed and nearly hit Regina... "That all you got Mike?" 7 more paintballs flew towards him.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on May 19, 2011, 11:42:00 PM: Unfortunately for Hawk, Hiro's room flew. Sure, he could walk up to the roof(assuming he could get through Orph's penthouse), but then he'd find no way up to the floating floor owned by Hiro.

MEANWHILE...
Hiro walked by Zai, tracking yet more dirt through the once-pristine hotel floor. "Hey Zai, whats up?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Zero on May 19, 2011, 11:44:27 PM: Zero walked over pulled out his cell phone and called Hiro. "Get your room down so I can deal with some animals in it that won't shut up. If you don't so help me this tazer is going to be used on you." With that he headed towards his armory and pulled out a metal tazer staff/lightsaber combo and walked up to the roof, bypassing Orph's room by taking the elevator.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on May 19, 2011, 11:44:42 PM: "... This hallway's done. I think that takes care of my rounds for today." Zai muttered, putting up his mop in the bucket and, unsurprisingly, carried the bucket with said mop in tow. He didn't have one of those fancy carts most apartment janitors had, what with all those cleaning materials. It wasn't something he was provided. He had to get all of his equipment from the janitor's closet. Which was Zai's apartment by the way. Luckily for him, it was in the lobby where he got to see everyone's smiling faces whenever they came in. Plus he treated the lobby furniture as his room, with the massive sofa and randomly assorted chairs within the living area. Being near the free breakfast area was a added bonus too, along with the lobby TV.

Why did no one complain about this? Because no one uses the lobby. Duh, anyone knows this. Zai would actually make the lobby his room, but then people would steal his stuff, and that was no good. Therefore, the closet for him.
Hiro greeted him.
"Oh, uh... Hi. Nothing much, just cleaning. I'm finally being paid minimum wage too~" Zai replied, not too soon before he noticed...

DIRT.

"... did you track that dirt in?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on May 19, 2011, 11:57:41 PM: "Ah, thats great! Hik's actually finally treating youlike a human being!" Hiro said, patting him on the shoulder. Then Zai mentioned the dirt.
"Huh? Oh...Er...Sorry about that...Yeah...I fell again..." Hiro said, as his new Ibox DS rang. "Oh, er, gotta take this, you know, uh, later!" He said, dashing away and tracking more dirt everywhere as he answered the phone.
"...What? Hawk, how the hell am I supposed to move my floor!? It doesn't work like that. And psh, you even try, and I will calcutaze you. I know a copaccountant, he gave me his calcutazer, and it works!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Zero on May 20, 2011, 12:01:04 AM: Zero called again. "Either shut your mutts up, or I will shoot you." Headed to Hiro's current location blessing the inventor of GPS, he had a mace in his hands and a dozen guns, and more knives belted and hidden throughout his clothes and he even had a grenade to deal with those mutts if they were vicious.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on May 20, 2011, 12:02:28 AM: "Hey Hawkeye!!!", several more shots came up and hit the wall infront of him making the letter "L" Lyoko leans up against Taylor's door twirling his weapon.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on May 20, 2011, 12:03:13 AM: "... But the minimum wage is going to be raised two dollars next week..." Zai muttered under his breath as Hiro left. He takes another look at the dirt and sighs. Someday, I'll get a real job. And then I'll actually have decent pay! I won't have to live in a Janitor closet!

No you won't.

The 4th wall statement towards the apartment Zai made him freeze there for a second. He felt he had been contacted by the gods themselves. But then his head fell, looking towards the ground in sadness. "More mopping for me..." He mumbled, placing his bucket down still filled with water, and resumed his mopping.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on May 20, 2011, 12:14:09 AM: "...The hell? I hate dogs! They're always bugging the cats..." Hiro said, as he went by the corner Hawk had turned when L-Rage paintballed him, then immediately(and casually) calcutazed Hawk before hanging up his phone, seeing the paint L, and giving L-Rage a thumbs up.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Zero on May 20, 2011, 12:16:09 AM: Recovering from being caluca-tazed, Zero pulled out a PDAzer and zapped Hiro with a million volts of electricity, and started to drag him up to his room so he could shut up the dogs.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on May 20, 2011, 04:53:59 PM: Ino seemed to be in her own little world as she skipped down an abandoned hallway, her long hair flowing behind her and bouncing with each hop and skip. "You can go to hell, girl! You better watch yourself!" Ino cried as her mind flashed through her mental music player. It decided to play a different song and it got Ino dancing down the hallway. "Right right, turn off the lights, we gonna lose our minds tonight!" Ino sang at the top of her lungs before she barreled into Hikaru's room.

"WHY SO SERIOUUUUS?" Ino sang before she tackled Hikaru, grabbed her hands, and started skipping around.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on May 20, 2011, 05:28:30 PM: He grins and puts a thumbs up at Hiro for tazering Hawk. "I wonder where Regina is?", he looks around and sees Taylor running down the hall. "Well, she beat me to my idea....", he looks around once more. Hawkeye, No i already fucked with him today. Hiro? No. Taylor? No. Zai? Maybe.... . He thinks, but fails to find someone to mess with. He walks back up to the Top floor to the Luxury Suite Room 222 and walks out on his balcony. He would have had a great view of SP City if the fucking complex wasn't so fucking big!!!!!
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 08, 2011, 03:07:53 PM: UnStellar walks in with a bowler on his head and Rawsons on his feet carrying a cardboard box of... Things. He rings the bell repeatedly, awaiting service.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 14, 2011, 10:17:17 PM: Getting annoyed with the constant ringing noise Ino burst through the door and shouted "WHAT WHAT WHAAAAT!?" before she glared evilly at UnStellar.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 15, 2011, 04:29:31 AM: At this point, Jeebus brushed past Unstellar; Holding his own bags "Sup Ino. Left my fiancee. Coming to live with you guys again. My old apartment still good? Yes. Yes it better be." He muttered, trudging up to the old apartment that he just kept paying the rent for while he was away.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 15, 2011, 03:38:16 PM: "Jeebie!" Ino cried in sudden joy as she sprinted after the English fellow in preparation of a ginormous glomping session. "I haven't seen you in forevererererererer!" she cried before she lept up and tackled the male.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 15, 2011, 06:32:48 PM: After attempting to slip past unnoticed, Jeebus had just been tackled by Ino. "FU-" He blustered as he fell to the ground under the girl "I...Yeah, hey and shit" He laughed, while he was struggling it was fun to be around these guys again.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 15, 2011, 10:27:19 PM: Sam woke with a start, bumping his head against the top bunk as he bolted upright in his bed. He'd just had the weirdest dream about a- ZZZ'QZY-YZZ!. The horrific noise cut through the small apartment with all the power of a bull elephant on steroids in mating season that just got a surprise enema*. Sam leaned over and looked up, his father, Ra' Kath, had just started snoring. He was absolute horrific. Slimy tentacles sprouted from his fac- no, tentacles were his face. Huge wings sprouted from his back, they were somehow slimy and leathery at the same time. And he was green. It was as if someone had taken a man shaped thing and placed bat wings on it and replaced it head with an octopus. Some people found it painful to look at him, others' heads simply exploded. Sam just thought he was annoying. He banged his fist against the side of the bunk and Ra' Kath bolted up right "Phn'glui mglw'nafh?!" he always spoke some odd eye bleedingly awful language in the early mornings. "Wake the fuck up! We got to go meet the other tenants and get breakfast." Sam said as he got out of bed and began getting dressed, a black t-shirt, jeans, and a red duster being his normal out fit. "Ium'up!" Ra' kath replied as he tossed the covers off of him. He was wearing striped pajamas and an also striped nightcap. Sam tossed Ra' Kath's black robes at him. "Then get dressed!" with that he walked out of the apartment and into the chaos.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 15, 2011, 10:41:54 PM: The next time someone saw Zai, it was not on the floor.

It was on the ceiling. He was actively defying gravity with some odd set of shoes, as they gave off a hum sound as the underpaid worker... scrubbed the ceiling with a rag. And right beside him was a bucket of soap water. And how the hell the soap water wasn't falling was beyond anyone. "No one bothers to look at the ceiling. ... But I do." Zai murmurs under his breath, still continuing to make the ceiling that hangs over everyone shinier than a diamond.

Maybe this will get me a raise! Zai thought optimistically, a smile creeping on his face.

NO, IT WON'T

The fourth wall statement boomed in Zai's mind, as his head drooped dow- ... er, up, in disappointment.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 15, 2011, 11:30:44 PM: "MALPRG OIAD world, NIIS OLANI GEMEGANZA arise. OLANI OAI OIAD DRILPI destroyer, OLANI OAI OIAD fallen. OLANI OAI God." Orph mumbled in an odd mixture of his native language, and modern English. Still half-asleep, and half-drunk as he slowly opened his eyes. Rubbing the sleep from the corners of his eyes as he sat up in bed, looking around his pit of a room. A nearly empty bottle of Jack next to his bed, and a nameless woman at his side. A sticky note attached to her forehead with the word "Alexis" written on it, obviously his work due to the terrible handwriting.

Slowly taking it off he stood to his feet, grabbing the nearby pad of notes next to his bed and a pen he wrote a small note thanking her for her time, and telling her to get the hell out..in a more polite way of course. Sticking it to her bare breasts he grabbed a pair of pants off the floor and headed out into the hallway.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 15, 2011, 11:42:31 PM: Sam walked down the hall some ways and spotted Zai cleaning the ceilings. Ever delighting in the man's torment Sam caused a torrent of mud,shit,crushed bugs and toher rather nasty things to come into being and coat the ceiling that Zai had just finished cleaning. "Missed a spot!" he said with a devilish grin full of wickedly sharp teeth. He continued his walk don the hall and to the lobby where he could get some breakfast, muck dripping down onto the carpet and walls. Ra' Kath came rushing down the hall a few moments later, hastily pulling a black cloak, his circular tatoos breifly showing, when he found Zai and saw the mess. "Wait for me! YOU BETTER NOT EAT ALL THE PECAN SANDIES, really Zai you call yourself a janitor?, AGAIN YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" he said without stopping as he rushed after his son.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 15, 2011, 11:53:43 PM: Orph's eyes were half closed as his bare feet made contact with the mess Sam had recently conjured, his eyes instantly opening as he felt insects crawl over his toes. "Sam again?" He muttered groggily as he looked up at the janitor and close friend, the mess began to slowly pull itself from the wall and group into a single sphere right in the palm of Orph's right hand.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 16, 2011, 12:05:52 AM: Ino raised her fingers and wiggled them deviously as she straddled Jeebus. Her face pulled into an evil grin as she tried to tickle Jeebus. She wasn't quite sure if he was ticklish but she was willing to try and tickle him.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 16, 2011, 09:42:04 AM: Jeebus narrowed his eyes and physically picked up Ino. "No tickling, child." He grinned as he carried her around "Now. Where should I put ya?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 16, 2011, 10:03:00 AM: "Yeah, it was him." Zai murmured, not bothering to look... uh... 'down' at Orph as he still continued to scrub the ceiling. "Could you throw that ball of mud in the incinerator? I'd throw it outside, but then I'd be kinda forced to clean the ground outside too. The incinerator is in the Janitor's closet in the lobby." Zai asked, still hard at work.

"... THIS FUCKING STAAAAAAIN!!" Zai shouted in despair, scrubbing as hard as possible on a stain on the ceiling that just wouldn't come off.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 16, 2011, 01:22:32 PM: "Eh, fuck it." Orph mumbled as the mud began to solidify far quicker then it should, turning into a solid rock of muck. "I'm just going to go hit him with it." The party loving member announced as he headed down the hallway, holding the rock in his hand with a dangerous gleam in his eyes.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on June 16, 2011, 05:33:23 PM: Hiro woke up from wherever he'd fallen asleep-It happened to be one of the lobby couches-And started walking. He looked at the display between Ino and that new guy he didn't know, and shrugged, before moving on. He saw Ra'Kath, blinked twice, then remembered Ra'Kath was a tenant he'd known for however the hell long. "Sup?" He said, before walking past them and in whatever direction he could to get away from them. Due to living in the same building as the duo for so long, and the little-known fact that Hiro was, in fact, made purely out of data(because screw YOU laws of physics, and also how the hell else would he survive falling from his room up above the top of the building otherwise?), he was pretty much immune to Ra'Kath's effects on people's brains, though it did cause a slight corruption in his programming. He'd sort it all out later, it was only slight bugging after all, no the main reason he was walking away from them was that Ra'Kath was just annoying about Pecan Sandies this, Pecan Sandies that. You'd think he'd eat more seafood, having a ~~octopus~~squid for a head, but no, aaaaalways the Sandies. In any case, he moved on, stopping when he saw Orph with the rock. "Sam again?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 16, 2011, 05:42:54 PM: A completely ignored UnStellar pulls a giant wooden mallet from hammerspace and starts hitting the bell with it.
"Bitch, please! I need a room!" He shouts over the racket.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 16, 2011, 05:49:54 PM: "MY PLACE HAS A SPARE ROOM. GAWD." Jeebus threw a spare key to Stellar and also threw Ino his way "We're 38B, name's Jeebus. We will rap battle later, for now I have 30 year-old scotch to enjoy." He retreated to his apartment, completely as it was when he left and poured himself a glass of old, expensive scotch.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on June 16, 2011, 07:32:45 PM: Lyoko222 swiped his card to the staff lounge and looked at the commotion before sighing and walking in. He found the mini bar and poured himself a drink before walking over to the couch.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on June 16, 2011, 08:50:55 PM: But someone was already on the couch.

"Damn. You found my hiding place," Hikaru muttered from her place on the couch, a large chapter book in one hand, a cup of coffee in the other, with her laptop on the table nearby, next to her nook and phone. "So much for relaxation." Hikaru placed the coffee down and dog-eared the page of her book, closing it and placing it on the table. Her gaze turned to Lyoko as she jumped up. "So what happened? People pestering the janitor again? Zai wants a raise ?Orph's dragging in strange girls? Ino is disturbing the peace with her singing?" Hikaru listed off the random antics the tenants did on a day to day basis as she scowled at some of the more obnoxious ones.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on June 16, 2011, 08:58:11 PM: He looks at her and shrugs before sitting next to her. He was kinda glad she didn't mention hos constant paintball wars. "Well, we are in the SP cluster fuck complex..." he says before he takes a drink. "But, hey... at least only a few of us have the key cards to the lounge."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 19, 2011, 02:47:13 AM: UnStellar throws the mallet away, shattering a window somewhere.
"Great! We get to be room mates." He follows Jeebs to the room. "What's so special about 30 year old scotch?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on June 19, 2011, 09:36:38 AM: Hikaru nodded in response and unhooked her own keycard from its usual place on a lanyard that hung around her neck. She looked down at it and scowled. It doubled as her admin pass and therefore resembled a your usual VIP pass. Only one problem. It was green. Green with black lettering on it that read "Leader." Hikaru grumbled, "I just wish Nisorin would have stuck with red, like your usual admin colors. Green just screams moderator! And what kind of staff members is called leader? I mean come on!" She growled, "Can't he stick to tradition?!"

"Anyways. May as well see what kind of trash Orph dragged in this time... Last one he had turned out to be a con artist wanted for serial murder."

Grabbing the laptop off the table and pocketing the phone, Hikaru left the nook and coffee. "Oh and enjoy the special privileges while they last.." Hikaru stopped near the door and turned around, "Don't think I've forgotten about your little paintball escapades. One more offense like before, and you may just wake up one morning to find that key card gone. After all. We don't exactly need an event staff." With one last smirk, she was gone, having left the room.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 19, 2011, 09:44:54 AM: "What is so nice about 30 year old scotch?!?" Jeebus' eyes widened "Good sir. I am disappoint." He poured Unstellar a glass "The older the scotch, the richer the taste. It's just better" After finishing his glass he replaced the bottle and brought out a cheaper, younger brand "I've limited myself to a glass a day with the good stuff."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on June 19, 2011, 10:13:11 AM: He looks at her for a second, then back down at his Yellow key card... "Event Staff" it read. He shakes out of his trance and glares back at her again. "In my defense...", he pauses, "Um... I... uh..." he lowers his head. Damnit... she's fucking right., he thought.

He stares at the ground and thinks... Why am I event staff? They never keep me in the loop. but looks back up. That bitch. That's what she wanted to do... fuck with his head. He smirks at her and leans back in the couch pretending that it didn't bother him. "Ill see you soon too madame Richards."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on June 19, 2011, 11:49:16 AM: Hiro shrugged, seeing as how Orph'd probably just walked past him in his quest to clobber Orga, and made for the Staff areas. To be fair, seeing as he was a viral data construct, he could go anywhere he wanted in the building almost instantly, EXCEPT for the Staff areas which Hik had protected with those damned Firewalls, which meant he was walking if he wanted to get there. Last time he tried to hack those, he was sent into standby by the anti-hacking measures put in place, and Hik nearly reprogrammed him to act as Zai's errand boy. Still, he had his Staff Card-Technically he couldn't NOT have it, since he installed it into himself in order to stop Sam and Ra'Kath from stealing it like they used to, how they got to his apartment Hiro had no idea-So he figured why not go relax?
He finally made it to the Staff lounge. He materialized his blue Moderator's Key-Card, showed it to the door, and dematerialized it once it was opened, confused by L-Rage's-He knew the guy's name was Lyoko222, but hiro always called him L-Rage anyways-content look on the couch, before seeing Hikaru and immediately freezing up. "I-I-I used the Key-Card this time, I swear, please dont turn me into a coffee machine!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 19, 2011, 12:37:40 PM: UnStellar reluctantly knocks back the glass of scotch, swallowing it in one gulp and stumbling slightly.
"Whooooaaaa that was YUMMY."

UnStellar does not handle alcohol well.

(OOC: True fact.)
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 19, 2011, 05:40:19 PM: "Yeah." Orph mumbled as he walked down the hall with the rock in hand, spotting Sam from across the room he chucked it, and halfway through it's path a portal appeared, right in front of the rock, with it's twin right above Sam's head. A smirk on his face as he pulled a green card out of his back pocket, the word Leader was scratched out and replaced with Whimsical Tyrant. Swiping it and opening the door into the lounge he flicked the back wall, a door faded into existence, opening it and walking into what appeared to be an empty void, closing the door behind him. A second later the door opened again, and Orph walked out in a tailored executive's suit carrying sandwich baggy full of a green plant like substance, and chocolate milkshake from a nearby burger joint. Stuffing the baggy into his inside chest pocket he smiled and patted it a few times before realizing there were other people in the room, the door slowly melted into the wall. It was Orph's personal little nexus. "Don't worry, you'd make wonderful coffee Hiro. I'd even put actual coffee in you this time, instead of dirt and pineapple cores..boy was that a night." Orph laughed as he scratched the back of his head.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 20, 2011, 02:44:16 AM: "Eeee!" Ino cried as she latched back on to Jeebus's back like a sloth. Her arms were wrapped tight around his neck and her legs around his stomach as she butt raped him from behind (that's what it looked like anyway). "DADDEH."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on June 20, 2011, 03:13:14 AM: "Orph is tha-?" Hikaru backed up from her place just outside the door and back into the staff lounge, her eyes on the bag in Orph's hand. Promptly slamming the door shut and swiping her card to lock it, she turned back around to stare aghast at Orph and what he had just hid. "Are you out of your mind?!!" Hikaru shouted, "Marijuana? Here?! You're going to have us all busted for drug dealing. They're already monitoring us you know." As she said this, Hikaru crossed her arms and glared. "Oh that's all we need! It's not enough that we have cops hiding out there in the damn bushes. Now you're going to give them a reason to get a search warrant and bust through the door!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 20, 2011, 05:42:22 AM: "Well, 10 minutes into moving back and i've got a new roommate and a daughter. Sounds about right" Jeebus laughed, having a couple more glasses of cheaper scotch before stretching, Ino still on his back "I'm gonna go check out what the deal is with everyone these days, see if I can't still break into the staff room and suchly" He grinned "Make yourself at home. Name's Jeebus." The Scottish man briefly introduced himself before wandering on out of the room, his 'daughter' still upon his back.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 20, 2011, 08:30:42 AM: "I wanna ride a pony." Ino complained as she tilted her head back and opened her mouth wide to let out a particularly large burp before she clutched even tighter around the older male. A smile was plastered on her face as Jeebus walked around the Complex and every now and then she would randomly start to bounce and sing along to a random song that either filtered through open door ways or was in her mind somewhere. "Ooo, what's that? Ooo and that." Her ADD suddenly coming to a full on blast. "So shiny..."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on June 20, 2011, 11:34:44 AM: Lyoko jumped up at the sound of the word... "What the fuck! And you didnt even offer to share!?" He stops himself and looks at Hik. "Er... I mean, think of the children?" His eyes dart from one side to the other. He tries to inch over to the door to try to escape.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on June 20, 2011, 11:51:13 AM: Thank you Orph for creating a distraction! Probability of Hik reprogramming me into a kitchen appliance has hopefully been reduced by 50%! Hiro thought, before hearing L-Rage's words and immediately facepalming. "L-Rage, you've doomed yourself, you know that, right? Im afraid I cant help you in such a matter."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 20, 2011, 01:46:19 PM: A slightly tipsy UnStellar glances around the apartment curiously, deciding he'd already had to much of the scotch. It was pretty cool that he suddenly had a Scottish room mate. He'd always loved Scottish people. He stumbled into the spare room with his big paper grocery bag and starts removing dimensional cubes storing his stuff.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 20, 2011, 02:10:52 PM: "Don't worry, I used the Nexus. They can't bust me for buying illegal substances in a dimensional nexus..it's considered interplaner territory. As for possession, well..I have diplomatic immunity." The staff member replied as he rummaged around inside his jacket, pulling out what looked like a very high caliber hangun..hell it was practically a cannon. The words "diplomatic immunity" were engraved on the sides. "And of course I'll share, it's pretty much weapons grade ganja." He smiled as he stuffed the gun back into the holster hidden inside his jacket. "And stop acting as if this is the first time you've witnessed me doing something highly illegal and immoral. It's me we're talking about after all. I'm to be shot on sight in France and Sweden for things I will not mention..fuck the French and Swedish." Orpheus informed nonchalantly.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 10:42:23 AM: An instant before the rock made contact with Sam's head it burst into dust that landed everywhere, well everywhere except for on Sam. "Nice try Orph, but no dice" he muttered to himself as he poured himself a Nukem (with real uranium!) and rank it all in one gulp. "HAIL TO THE KING!" he exclaimed loudly. It was at this point that Orga woke up inside Sam's head, causing the boy's eyes to glow an even brighter blue. He yawned and stretched himself (metaphorically) and took notice of the dust on the floor. "Orph again?"
"Yah. Bastard tried to hit me with a rock, heh, you think he'd be more creative"

Meanwhile, Ra' Kath was attacking the Pecan Sandies Display* with much vigor. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for how he ate. He started off be slathering the cookies in weird digestive juices that oozed from his tentacles then he lifted his head up as creepy little arms came out of his lamprey like mouth and began pulling the cookie goo into his mouth, a look of utter ecstacy on his face. Several of the people that witnessed this vomited from their eyes.

*Before Sam and his father took up residency in the SP complex, there was no PSD, due to the general consensus of Pecan Sandies being absolutly awful. Then people began having weird dreams, and seeing triangles with more than three corners and octagons that tesselated perfectly. After a rather horrific occurance in which a multi-galactical....thing, attempted to enter this world through Hik's toilet, one was quickly built.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 11:50:38 PM: A random Kaleb appeared, dazed and confused.

"Another Apartment Complex topic?" he muttered to himself.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 22, 2011, 12:52:29 AM: Turning and flicking the wall once more, Orph entered the door and literally walked through an invisible doorway near the PSD. "Dude. That's gross." Orph muttered as he looked at the event with nothing but cold disgust. Seemingly unaffected by the monsters ability had making people vomit from the wrong orifices.

"And an Sam? That dust is actually a large amount Enochian inscribed micro-beads. If you don't stop breathing in the next few moments your lungs are going to be banished to the Seven Dimension." Orph grinned as the dust started to shine rather faintly.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 23, 2011, 02:10:34 AM: Against his better judgment, UnStellar slams another glass of scotch, a much bigger glass then before. The result was a very, very drunk fifteen year old boy in a bowler meandering around the complex opening any door that wasn't locked.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 23, 2011, 10:25:47 AM: Sam pointed and laughed at Orph.
"HAH! Your first mistake was assuming I cherished all my vital organs!" he exclaimed as his lungs went wherever the fuck Orph sent them off to. He then went back to drinking uranium.

Ra' Kath finished his meal burped loudly and walked off to go lounge on a couch.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 24, 2011, 10:31:48 PM: "Well I like to keep my internal organs on hand, they pay good money on the black market for em..and that's where I just sent your lungs, my wallet was feeling empty. Thanks bro." Orph laughed as he gave a thumbs up, checking his pocket as a few hundred hundreds.

"Sweet."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 25, 2011, 01:17:37 PM: Three quarters of the money Orph had pocketed flew into Sam's hand. "Thanks, this should just about cover the finders fee" he said as he pocketed the cash and regrew his lungs. He then walked off to find Hiro.

Meanwhile Ra' Kath had finally found Fah sleeping in the only Laz-Y-Boy in the Lounge, a newspaper on his lap. He stood next to him for several moments impatiently tapping his foot on the ground. "WAKEUP!" he shouted at the armored guard after he grew tired of waiting. "HUH whuh?!" he startled as he sat up, the newspaper falling to the floor. "You were sleeping on the job Ra' Kath replied cooling, looking at Fah with disdain. "What, no, I would..NEVER sleep on the job. Ever. I was just...FIGHTING THIS CHAIR!" he exclaimed, attacking the chair with much vigor. "Take THAT, and THAT foul fiend!" he cried as he ripped the chair apart. Ra' Kath clapped slowly, a complete lack of expression on his face. " Yes, thank you very much Fah, I'm certain that the chair will never threaten anyone ever again. Now if you would be so kind as to bring our clothes down to the laundry room, it's they be washed"
"Again?", Fah inquired nervously.
"Yes again."
"Aaaaaw" Fah excalimed as he left to go wash the master and son's clothes.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 25, 2011, 01:24:40 PM: "Next time I'm going to use a bigger rock..maybe a small planet.." Orph mumbled to himself as he started to look around; someone very special was due to arrive soon. And she would need at least some sort of protection from the madness that thrived here.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 25, 2011, 02:37:17 PM: "OH REGGIE KINS." Ino chirped as she sprinted down the hallway, her bare feet slapping the tile with a loud thwack and thumping on the carpet with dull thuds as she ran. "I'M GONNA FIND YOOOOU!" she cried as she turned the corner and dead sprinted down that hallway too.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: UnStellar on June 26, 2011, 11:32:31 AM: Running straight into a drunken UnStellar and knocking both of them over.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 26, 2011, 01:39:17 PM: "Stellar! Good to see my scotch didn't kill you." Jeebus laughed, walking towards the people on the floor "Because that'd suck, having a roommate will be like fun and shit. What's your opinion on bacon?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 26, 2011, 02:58:23 PM: "IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS!" Sam and Orga replied angrily as they stormed past the group, intent on finding Hiro. That bastard owed them fifty bucks and five metric tons of heroin.

Fah, however, was carrying Ra' Kath's and Sam's clothes in a large basket to the laundry room. It was something he dreaded having to do. Ra' Kath rarely washed his clothes (like twice a year tops) and as such usually wore the same clothes over and over everyday. And although he may have hated him, Sam was nothing if not his father's son. So on the rare occasion that they did have them washed, their clothes were always incredibly filthy. Thats still not all that bad though. When their clothes came into contact with both cold water and Dawn horrible things came from them. Things Fah, and sometimes others, would have to defeat*. Naturally Fah asked his masters if he just wash them in something other than cold water and dawn. Both of them said no on the grounds that cold water and Dawn preserve color^ better and they didn't want to wear faded clothes.

* Many people still remember The Terror of '010, in which it took Fah and all of Hiro's Mercs to fight back tide of monstrosities that poured forth.
^ An outrageous falsehood.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: King Jeebus on June 26, 2011, 03:05:13 PM: "GOOD MAN!" The Scottish man replied, he had no idea who those people were but if they liked bacon they were OK with him.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 26, 2011, 10:15:31 PM: Unknown to everyone in the apartment complex, Zai was carefully vacuuming.

The side of the building, that is, with his antigravity boots on. The loud noise from the cleaning device echoed all throughout the area, as Zai was humming to a tune he was listening to on his earphones.

And then, the Vacuum cleaner stopped working. Zai looked down at it suddenly, and followed the looooong cable with bajillions of extension chords, all the way to where it was plugged in at. "Son of a..."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 03:22:33 PM: Ino had, unaware, loosened the plug on the vacuum cleaner and had in the end unplugged it. Of course, that didn't mean she hadn't tripped on it, just because she was unaware. "Eeep!" she squealed when she fell to the ground. "I'm sorry!" she called out and then when she saw Zai she froze, her blood running cold. "Gah!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 04:23:29 PM: Rowan walked up to the building and took a deep inhale of breath. She was unacustomed to moving in with people she barely knew, but someone close to her told her that it would be fine. It took a bit to convince her, but here she stood with her bags of clothes and her pet marten staring at the apartment complex. "Let's just hope things aren't TOO chaotic, eh Cernunn." Her only reply from the red furred weasel was a small *Chu* sound and a lick of her cheek. "Okay, here we go." Rowan walked up to the door, rapping her fist against the door.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 04:28:08 PM: "NEWCOMER." Ino chirped as she pointed at the person walking in through the front doors. "YAY!" she cried happily as she bolted from the floor towards the newcomer, her speed gaining momentum as she prepared herself for a glomp.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 27, 2011, 04:28:57 PM: The door opened nearly instantly, the whimsical tyrant was standing there with a very wide grin on his face as he looked at the female in front of him. "How was the trip lovely?" Orpheus asked as he grabbed her hand and pulled her into a tight hug.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 04:37:43 PM: She brushed herself off from the glomp she had recieved and hugged the male back, "Twas lovely, I got to ride in the back of the plane cause they wouldnt let Cernunn in the front. No seat belts though, very scary." Rowan looked over to the girl that had tackled her and smiled "Ullo!" She thrust out her hand. "I'm Rowan, and this little weasel of mine is Cernunn!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 04:40:53 PM: "NEWCOMER FEELS LOVE." Ino chirped as she tackled the new girl and even Orph. "HI. I'M INO." she practically cried out at the girl below her, her eyes squinty as she grinned cheerfully at her. Reaching over, Ino gave the small fox-like creature a loving pet before jumping off the ground and sprinting back down the hallway in squeals of joy as she waved over her shoulders.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 04:44:01 PM: "Well isnt she a bowl full of energy?" She asked, giggling to herself as she turned to Orph. "How've you been, dearest? Cernunn's missed you. Nags me every night before we lay down to sleep." *Chuu!* The japanese marten jumped onto her shoulder.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on June 27, 2011, 04:45:44 PM: "Keep that up and anyone new is going to think we're more of an asylum than an apartment complex." Hikaru had been walking down the hall having finally escaped the mass of people that had decided to all invade the staff room. Now she had barely managed to avoid being ran over by her best friend Ino who right now resembled the roadrunner in those old loony toon shows.

"Anyways! Oh Ino dear, we've got a problem. Have you seen Zai?" Hikaru glanced to Orph and the newly arrived guest before grabbing Ino by the shirt and whispering in her ear, "Don't let it get around but we've got Bedbugs and I think Orph's many hooker friends are the cause."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 04:49:09 PM: Ino made a strangling noise as her air was cut off from the sudden pull on her shirt and Ino landed on the ground with a thud, all the oxygen knocked cleanly from her lungs. "Zai? ZAI. SHIT, he's gonna kill me!" Ino cried out suddenly as she tried to pull away from Hikaru before she froze again. "BEDBUGS!?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 27, 2011, 04:49:32 PM: "...Not the reaction I was expecting. Was thinking more chainsaws and less hugs." Orph mumbled as he laid on the ground, a grin on his face. "Oh, it's been good. And I've missed the little rascal myself, my keys have been far to easy to find the last few weeks." The staff member said before he scratched behind the animal's ear.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 04:52:20 PM: Rowan grinned at them both before looking where the two females were, "Did they say bedbugs?" *ChuChuuu* Cernunn crawled up Orph's shoulder, looking around the ground as if to look for said bugs.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on June 27, 2011, 04:55:59 PM: "SHUT UP!" Hikaru gave Ino's shirt a sharp yank before continuing, "Yes, bedbugs. Do you know how hard it is to get rid of those?! People end up throwing all their furniture out! Their beds! Their couches! Everything! Even then they end up sleeping in their kitchens, cars, or even renting a hotel room just to have sleep for the night. If people find out we're ruined!" Hikaru released her hold on Ino's shirt, "So DON'T go announcing it to the world!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 27, 2011, 04:58:17 PM: "Yeah, I paid a bunch of hookers to roll around in their beds while they were out one night..teach them to look at me in that tone of voice." Orpheus smiled wickedly as he turned his head to get a better look at Cernunn. Kissing the weasel on the nose. "Me and you are going to raise some hell around here, oh and Rowan can come too."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 04:59:15 PM: "BUGS." Ino cried as she folded her hands into her chest and then jumped on top of Hikaru, wrapping her arms and legs around her as she crawled up her back, hugging her head like a small child. Ino then looked down the the pink haired female below her and bolted from her shoulders and down the hall to avoid the killing. Rounding a corner everything was silent.

Ino popped her head back around the corner and looked at Rowan and Orph down the hallway. "NICE MEETING YOU NEWCOMER ROWAN. And by the way, Orph, the hookers were in your bed. Not mine, I'm not a lesbian!" she cried cheerfully before taking one last look at Hikaru and sprinting down the hallway.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 27, 2011, 05:00:26 PM: "THOSE WERE HIGH-CLASS ESCORTS! YOU GUYS GOT THE HOOKERS!" Orpheus yelled back.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 05:02:24 PM: "NEVER." Ino cried back from down the hallway as she literally threw one of said hookers down the hallway. "LOOK, THERE SHE IS." Ino squealed before she yelled something like "EW, COCKROACHES."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 05:05:57 PM: Rowan looked at Orph with a sweet smile, "hookers, eh?" She looked down the hall seeing the one coming down the hallway. Without thinking, she let out a giant laugh. "yeeeah, she seems high-class!" She patted his cheek playfully "You can do better, luv."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Queen Bright on June 27, 2011, 05:08:07 PM: Hikaru picked herself up off the floor. Ino's weight had been too much for her and she had gone down the very second Ino had jumped on her. "You're going to pay for that.." Hikaru growled as she took out of her pocket a katana, sheath and all. Don't ask how it fit in there, it just did. This katana always had special effects of bending all laws of physics. "Orph! I don't care how they got there." Hikaru unsheathed the katana with her eyes on Ino's movement. "They're in every room now INCLUDING yours! The place is infested and your damn harem is to blame!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 27, 2011, 05:10:56 PM: Ino wiggled around teasingly down the hallway as she taunted Hikaru to come get her. "All that matters is that now we have bedbugs and we have fucking cockroaches!" Ino cried as she stomped on something that the others couldn't really see that well from where they were. "Disgusting!" she shouted as she waved her hands up and down before dancing away and around a corner crying, "Come get me Hik!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 27, 2011, 05:15:57 PM: "Alright, I'll go get the fumers." Orpheus caved as he winked back at Rowan before bending down and kissing her on the forehead gently, setting Cirunn on her shoulder instead of his. "And I'll make sure to use the right gas this time..lost a whole floor of residents last time." Orpheus muttered to himself as he flicked a nearby wall, a door appeared a few seconds later.

O's gadgets

Disappearing into the door, before exiting with what looked like a bandolier of silver discs. Closing it before flicking it again the door melted back into the wall.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 05:25:54 PM: Both Rowan's and Cernunn's eyes seemed to widen aat the sight of the gadget. "What does that do?" She asked curiously.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 27, 2011, 05:30:51 PM: "Releases a highly toxic nerve agent, I had it specialized so it only effects insects, but every-now-and-then I get em confused with my other fumers..and I accidentally set one off that has humanoid agent in it. Lots of people die." Orpheus shrugged as he pulled two gas masks out of his pocket, and threw one towards Rowan, and put the other on himself. He stopped for a second before he brought another smaller one out of his pocket, one that looked like it was made for a weasel. He threw that to her too.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 05:39:06 PM: Placing both of the masks on her and Cernunn, she giggled "Aww he's no cute!" She did a little happy dance before turning to Orph, giving him a thumbs up. *Chu*
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on June 27, 2011, 05:43:23 PM: Hiro linked to near Orph; basically a cluster of what looked to be files of data and both visual and audible static coming out of the electrical devices around and merging into a humanoid shape before morphing into him. All in all, it took about a second of time. In essence, what he was doing was traveling through the cyberworld created by the various electronics around then reforming himself where he wanted to be, which worked for everywhere except the Staff-Areas(damn firewalls...). Pretty much only he could do this, of course, seeing as how he was the only resident of the complex made entirely out of computer data(at least, as far as he could tell).
"Hey Orph, just wanted to let you know that I think one of Ra'Kath's demons is trying to turn part of your Nexus into a pecan sandie again. Either that, or its some kind of extradimensional clam. Whozzat?" He asked, frowning at the new person. "Didn't think we were getting any new arrivals today, and I dont THINK she's one of your...Ah...'Guests'..."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 06:01:16 PM: She waved rapidly to the new person, walking over to him with her weasel still on her shoulder. Like before, she thrust out her hand for a handshake with a bold smile under the mask. "Ullo! I'm Rowan! This is Cernunn!" the speach was muffled, though was still able to be made out clear enough. "No i'm not a whore. He couldn't afford me even if i was." *Chu* the weasel called.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on June 27, 2011, 06:29:26 PM: Hiro shakes her hand, his own arm coming out from his cloak, before bowing and saying,"And I am Hiro Dark, the first sentient, and for the matter physical, computer virus. I am also the Golbal Moderator of the complex, just underneath the admins in rank, and so if you have any problems concerning other residents, I shall help if I can." He rose from the bow after the first sentence, then thought for a moment and said,"As a precaution, unless the good tyrant here is able to give you some form of protection, I'd advise against conversing with two residents by the name of Ra'Kath and Sam Yuto. Ra'Kath has some form of subconscious ability that can cause disruptions in brain activity, eventually fatal in a rather gory display if one is near him for too long. Sam, on the other hand, is simply annoying, though I think he has some of his fathers abilities. You should be able to tell who Ra'Kath is by looking at him; he has a cephalopod for a head and some form of leathery wings. Sam, however, well, you'll know him if you meet him."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Hadderfox on June 27, 2011, 08:10:55 PM: "Oh, so he's like Cthulu-sama? Very interesting! But I will take you're word for it and come to either you of Orph if i were to need anything." She bowed quickly, attempting to show as much respect as he did. "I thank you for accepting me here!" She smiled kindly, and giggled as Cernunn *ChuChuu*d. "He said 'Thank you kindly'."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: DESTRUCTION on June 28, 2011, 10:30:24 AM: "Kinda..just a bit less egotistical." Orph mumbled as he flicked the wall again, a dark black door with a crooked white sign that said "Nexus" on it appeared on the wall. "Excuse me, I gotta go kill a demon. Be back in a jiffy." The tyrant wearing the suit announced as he closed the door behind him, and with that the door melted into the wall.
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 28, 2011, 10:54:03 AM: Sam exploded through a wall near Rowan and Hiro. "SOMEONE SAID MY NAME WHO WAS IT?! Hiro! You little bastard, you owe us money and heroin!! " he said, his eyes shining blue, and his teeth sharper than a dragon's. His sword was drawn. Half a second later the floor seemed to fall away as what looked like a some kind of flower made of flesh grew from the floor, it opened up and Ra' Kath stepped out of it. "SOMEONE SAID PECAN SANDIES, I WANT THEM!" he shouted, two NPCs dying of ECD*. He looked at them for a few seconds. "Zai's gonna need a lot of bleach"

*Explosive Cranial Decompression
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 28, 2011, 02:50:24 PM: Ino wailed suddenly as she hugged herself again and then curled into a ball before she started to roll down the hallway and up and down the corridors. When she came back she popped out before running around in circles and shaking her hands like a madwoman. "ZAI IS GOING TO KEEL MEH."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 28, 2011, 09:03:44 PM: Meanwhile, outside the building...

Zai had finally finished walking all the way down to the bottom of the apartment complex, following the super long vacuum cord to ensure it was still plugged in. Sadly, it was not.
"... Why is 'vacuuming the outside walls of the apartment complex' a duty anyways? Doesn't the wind already do it--"

Zai's janitorial senses were tingling. "I have the sudden urge to keel someone."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on June 28, 2011, 11:49:42 PM: Ino froze in midstep of her walk to the ginormous kitchen; something was off...something dangerous. "Oh, shit..."
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 30, 2011, 07:20:25 PM: The kitchen's window lit up only part of the room, the sunset-like light rays cast themselves into the middle of the room with floating bits of dust that could clearly be seen in the illuminating rays.

And then, the window broke. Zai, the Janitor, stood there with a mop in hand. And within moments, he pointed at Ino. "I WILL CLEAN THE SOUL OUT OF YOOOOOOOU!!" Zai screamed, and just before he was going to.. uh.. stab Ino with his mop, he stopped. "... oh dear, I've made quite a mess. This window will probably come out of my paycheck too... and ugh! The air is so dusty in here!" Zai complained, and immediately started sweeping up the broken glass with a brush and dustpan he got out of nowhere.

"... Oh hi Ino. Need something?"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Ino on July 01, 2011, 03:32:38 PM: Ino's eyes were the size of saucers and her mouth was drawn in a tight pucker face like expression; one leg was raised up as she stood on her toes of the other and her arms were pulled back as well. "Uhm..." Ino blinked a few times before she bolted from the room shouting "Nothing!"
Title: Re: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on July 15, 2011, 07:18:43 PM: Zai shrugged his shoulders before he went back to sweeping.

"It has been forever since we last met, Janitor."

The voice was unforgettable to Zai. It was king bed bug, the king of all bed bugs. And he had came to the apartment complex. Zai slowly turned around to witness his sworn enemy.

"King Bed bug. So you did survive our last encounter." Zai spat, holding his broom with both hands, ready for combat.
"I was brought into this complex by humans who wish to pay me beds." The King Bed bug replied a generic video game line from a game made by Konami.
"Beds?! You steal human's sanitation, and make them your slaves!" Zai shouted back.
"Perhaps the same could be said of all insects..." King Bed bug mused, but Zai took a step forward in frustration and anger.
"Your words are as empty as your tiny insect soul! Humankind ill needs of your filth in our beds!"
"What is a human?! A miserable little pile of lies! But enough talk! Have at you!" The King Bed bug finally snapped, and unsheathed a silver sord, coated with insect guts and dirt. It hadn't been cleaned in the last million years, but it was sharp.

Zai held forward his broom, as a calming blue light shot through the ceiling and hit the clean tool's very bristels! They were being charged with the energy of janitors from all over the cosmos, to give Zai himself the power to defeat the king of all bed bugs!

Suddenly, his broom turned into a massive machine broom gun, featuring fully automatic firing of over 1,562 million brooms per second, complete with-
No, janitors don't get cool weapons like this.

Suddenly, his broom... had turned into insect killer.

"NOOOO! Not insect killer! I can't stand that!" King Bed Bug shouted, as Zai held it up.
"This Complex... and all the people living here... they expect it to be clean! They expect it to be free of filth like you! My duty is to make this place a shining shelter for the clustering minds of Shattered Planes!" Zai shouted, starting an epic inspirational speech.
"But you're so horribly underpaid! Why the hell do you go through so much trouble?!"

Silence. The King Bed Bug just killed whatever mood he had set.

Zai just sprayed the damn bug and killed it, and all the bed bugs abandoned the complex by losing their leader.