Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Goof Off! => Topic started by: Zero on May 19, 2011, 11:33:18 PM
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Dear Anrufe
Leave our territories, men and technology alone. For the last time, call off your stupid overzealous AI.
- Black Guard
Dear Gregory Falzone
10011010018320931908109243809120483019031290312 translated "I shall destroy you."
-Oblivion
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Dear Microsoft,
Stop fucking me over!!!!! Ive payed to god damn much money to be treated like this! OMG.... Bill Gates, i swear to God almighty. When i find you, you WILL die.
-Enraged Customer
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To whom it may concern,
'Shall' implies both a willingness and ability to carry out the intended, which you obviously have neither or you'd not send a death threat. My good sir, Im afraid you know nothing about the element of surprise, or proper manners.
-Gregory Falzone, Machine King.
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Dear Gregory Falzone
Please accept the enclosed.
Enclosed
EMP bomb
- Oblivion (Approve me already Pokemon Master Red or I shall rain doom down on your chars)
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Dear Gregory,
I just made up this hilarious joke about how idiotic narikians and the black guard are... For certain reasons, i must say it in our language.
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XD. Get it?
-AI Delta
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Dear AI Delta
Wait until I tell the BG what your joke was. They won't be too pleased.
PS : I already did.
- Rogue (Approve me already staff of SP)
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To whom it may concern,
Oh, Im afraid I couldn't possibly accept such a gift! Im afraid I really must return it to you. Perhaps you might wish to open the box itself, though, and check it?
-Gregory Falzone
To Delta,
Aaahhh, yes, very clever. I'd have never thought to link such concepts to the BG, very amusing indeed. Here's one of my own, as well. Hope you dont mind the accent, though, I haven't spoken in our language in a good while.
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Best regards,
-Gregory Falzone
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What was- Oh, right...
Dear everyone,
What was wrong with the last topic?
Signed,
Zai
PS. I swear, if it's K23's post stretching it that you're annoyed with, you didn't look hard enough for the post button.
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Dear Zai
Try to reply to that topic.
-Zero
Dear Gregory Falzone
190-02-342i0-012904o309109890432091290342909012099230091290439720094321 Translated. : Die Scum!
-Anonymous
PS : Tick Tick Tick, Boom! EMP bomb detonated near you.
Dear Lorcar King
Get out of SP
- Narrikians
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Hawk,
I already did. Two times. And I posted SUCCESSFULLY.
Sign,
Zai
PS. So it WAS that!
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Dear Gregory,
Classic! They are indeed. Here another... Whats a Monkey, a pile of feces, and a redneck mixed together? A Narikian!!!!!
-AI Delta
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Dear AI Delta
What is an inferior code, a virus, and a germ combined? You.
- Rogue
Dear Gregory Falzone
Please accept the enclosed.
Enclosed.
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http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=1186.msg31483#msg31483
And that makes it a third time.
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Dear rouge,
It makes me laugh at how little you know about technology... Germs arent even a computer term... but i do congradulate you on being able to say a 4 letter word... thats quite an accomplishment for your race.
-AI Delta
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Dear Ai Delta
Take this present. I insist that you take it.
Enclosed,
Black Hole.
- Rogue - Cyborg/Technological Organism.
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Dear "Narrikian Empire",
Dont message me again or I'll fry your innards in trans fat and eat them as snacks. I have stuff to do, species to eat, and messages by people I dont know distract me. -_-
-Delton, Lorcar Brood King
To whom it may concern,
I must've misspoke, Im sorry. I meant earlier that I literally couldn't accept that package as it was screened out of my mail and sent back. Terribly sorry.
-Gregory Falzone
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Dear Delton Lorcar Brood King
Here is a present
-"Anrufe."
Enclosed was a bomb filled with a lorcar toxin mist.
Dear Gregory Falzone
Here.
Enclosed was the corpse of Carl Dolos, mutiliated pretty badly, the face burnt beyond recognition and the mark sticking out of his chest in a grotesque fashion.
-Rogue
PS- I will do that to all your organics.
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Dear "Narrikians posing as "Anrufe"",
Why the hell would you think a bomb would work just because its in a package? We're psychic, morons.
Also, that might've worked to turn as against this Anrufe, but postal companies always leave return adresses. It was the same one.
-Delton
PS: Dont bother evacuating, you'll just end up giving the civilians false hope. I will be eating your innard-fries before the night is out.
TWIMC,
Im sorry, I never viewed the package. However, it seemed according the report to be some Narrikian, badly mutalated. So...I dont know, do you want broken computer boards or something to creep you out? I've heard of worse.
-Gregory Falzone
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Dear Delton
IF you can even reach us. Which considering the defenses of our world, would take a miracle.
- Narrikian Empire
PS : Here.
Anti Lorcar toxin would waft all over the Lorcar world.
Dear Gregory Falzone
That was Carl Dolos. One who you entrusted the mark to. Now you are next. I don't want this to be too easy, but I've locked you in your current body. Feel free to bring whatever weapons you want to a one on one duel if you want the key code.
- Rogue
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Dear 'Narrikian',
You ain't the only one to have defenses before. What do you think we use our Psychic power for, tea?
Also, yeah, you made it smell bad as far as we're concerned. We've got our own self-made plants which process toxins...So those are pretty inneffective.
-Delton
TWIMC,
Well, now I do know you're either demented, or just an idiot. Do you really think that these machines are made so thats even physically possible? Please, get over yourself.
-Gregory Falzone
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Dear Red,
Please poast, my Solstici feels ronery.
Sincerely,
Zai
PS. Everyone be a man and try to post in the other topic!
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Dear mortal and pseudo-immortals,
I'm coming for ya!
- Abaddon