Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Board => Archive => Void => Topic started by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 06, 2011, 08:26:04 PM
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I'll just post up links to the live videos on G4TV and other stuff.
Here's Sony's Conference. It's done and over with.
http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/Sony/95/
Dammit Sony, show the damn NGP! .. Oh, Sly Cooper, haven't seen you in a while- Wait, no! Go back to Sly Cooper! You bastards! ... Oh, Eve Online on PS3, yeah, that's nice, whatever. Star Trek.. I'm not a trekkie. Just.. y'know.. give me NGP already- WHOA WHAT SSX AWESOME. What, no footage? Damn you Sony! Need for speed? Move on already! Oh, Battle Field 3, hiya. ... I don't care for the battlefield stuff. .. Finally! NGP Tiem~~~ ... wait, Playstation suite? What? Shut up Kaz and get the guy with NGP on the stage already- Oh! NGP! YEEAAH!! Wait, it's PS Vita now? What? That... uh... I'm fine with this actually. Go on, go on... Okay, you got cameras a la DSi. Keep going. Oh, AT&T is doing the 3G stuff. Meh, I'm just going with the free Wifi NGP- er, vita. Near? That's nice, but uh... can we get some.. uh.. games? Like Monster Hunter? Oh yes! Gaming experience stuff! Get that Scott guy out already! ... Oh, great, another uncharted game, how swell. Can we stop getting these uncharted games already? Finally, something else. Monster hunter tiem? ... Oh, Ruin. Whatever that is. Action based Role Playing? AH HA HA HA AH WHAT A JOKE AH HA ha ha... uh... Let's see what this guy has.
.. Wait, make your own dungeons and go to other player's dungeons? Playable.. on the PS3? This.. this looks nice. I think I like this. Nice Modnation stuff and littlebigplanet, but uh, can we get some other stuff? Like... MONSTER HUNTER? Or not. Street Fighter X Tekken looks pretty nice... Cole from Infamous is in it too? How the hell? Whatever. Nice looking games that are coming out, but... Monster Hunter? WHAT? NO MONSTER HUNTER?! IT'S NOT A PSP SUCCESSOR WITHOUT MONSTER HUNTER. JUST... WHATEVER. MOVE O- Wait, WHAT?! $250?!?! Holy shit that's... that's AMAZING. It's like... a miracle has just occurred! This is astounding news! Even I can buy it!
... Still kinda pissed there's no Monster Hunter...
If you're like me, you probably missed everything else before this (I just realized E3 was actually happening.)
Ubisoft also.
http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/ubisoft/98/
Alright, let's see what you guys got. Please don't let this be entire about Assassins Creed, Rayman, and some other FPS' no one cares about... Great, starting with Rayman. I can already see I'm not going to like this conference... At least they're getting him out of the way first... I guess it looks nice, but can we get another game up now? Kay, new announcer. ... And I already hate him. Goddammit, enough Charlie Sheen and move onto games already! Hurry! GO GO GO. No! Stop with these stupid gaming pick up lines and get to the games! MOVE ON. Gaming is adventure? That's nice, but uh, can we just, oh, I dunno... LOOK AT SOME GAMES. Finally, the guy's off the stage. ... Einstein's definition of insanity moving onto drowning? Let me rephrase what I said earlier. Can we get some interesting games all up in here? .. the annoying announcer is back. Heya Gearbox software! You guys... please don't give us a FPS. Pleeeaaase. ... Seriously? Another WWII game? No. No more. Move on.
Hollywood? Talented? ROFL. I'll believe that when I see it! .. Okay, stop talking about a game and show us- Oh, there it is. The Adventures of TinTin? Looks nice, I suppose. ... Seriously, Ghost Recon? No more FPS stuff! Seriously! .. wait, it's an isometric viewpoint? I am suddenly not pissed anymore. I approve of this. .. wait, real thing? What? That.. that wasn't the actual... Ubisoft, I fucking hate you. In their defense, it's technically TPS, but I'm tired of all these shooters. Okay, done with Ghost Recon, moving onto... More Ghost recon? ... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
The annoying guy is back. Next person now. Go go go go go. ... oooo, Trackmania! I had loads of fun with that a few years ago! I simply loved it! Nice to know we're getting a 3rd. 8D ... Oh, the annoying guy is back. And- Wait, another Raving Rabbids?
Ubisoft. You are seriously pushing my patience. Seriously. No one liked Rabbids as far as I know. And now we have more dancing games. Just Dance 3? Let's Just move on (lol I made a joke.). ... ... ... Guitar hero with actual guitars? Interesting. Very, very interesting. I approve of this. Joy, another fitness game for Kinect. Dunno how to feel about this. I dun care for these games. and looks like we're stuck with Annoying guy for the rest of this conference. Side scrolling Assassin's Creed? I.. guess I approve of this? I dunno. I miss Altair (getting tired o' Ezio.). ... wait, that was a joke too? What.
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/me facepalms out of the severe frustration he is feeling right now out of Ubisoft's sheer stupidity.
Well, here comes more Creed. Meh. Dun care too much- Did I just see Altair in that trailer? Suddenly, I am interested. Of course, the rest is Assassin's Creed Gameplay. ... I am displeased.
... wait, that's it? No stunning new amazing games aside from that guitar game? Ubisoft, you're the first gaming company to have made me hate you from your E3 Presentation alone. Let's.. Let's just move onto the other conferences.
Here's EA.
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/53261/ea-e3-2011-press-conference-video/
Alright, let's get some EA all up in here! It's probably going to be a buncha sports titles with Mass Effect and some other stuff thrown in the mix, but I guess we'll see. ... Starting off with Mass Effect? Nice! Awesome choice! There may be hope for you yet EA! And.. do my eyes deceive me? Mass Effect 3 gameplay footage?!
/me is mindblown with sheer happiness.
We.. we even get a trailer with more stuff! EA, I am very, very pleased with you thus far. Please, do not screw this up. ... And we're moving onto Need For Speed? Uhh... I dunno how to feel about this. The entire game depends on how well you do against others? I... I don't like this idea. That's some nice driving gameplay though. But those on-foot scenes... I was kinda hoping for free running, not 'press x button at y point in time,' but whatever. And- Star wars the Old Republic?! YES. YEEEES. I cannot wait for this MMO to come out~~ Okay, moving onto... SSX? Didn't Sony show this? Technically, EA shown this first, sooo I guess SONY was just mentioning it again. Well, I like snowboarding games along with SSX. Though it's a sport, so I better chalk this up on the EA Sports game counter.
Sports counter = 1. I'm expecting this to be over the 100s by the time this conference is over.
Next up iiiis... FIFA. Soccer? Ehh... Dun care. Better chalk up on the counter again.
Sports counter = 2. We're getting there!
... That's a lot of FIFA. Can we stop.. uh, talking about FIFA now? Oh great, a trailer for a... Football game. Joy. I have nothing else to say about it other than this: Nice graphics. But nothing else.
Sports counter = 3.
Oh, Sims for... facebook. ... erm... I dun like Facebook. Interesting though, I might try it out. Minus all the, uh, dating thing inside a Sims game. Moving onto.. Reckoning? Same guys as Morrowind? RPG? This I like. And from the trailer, it looks amazing. Insomniac is next? 8D'' A new Ratchet and Clank?! .. Oh, Overstrike. Looks real nice. Though it'll probably be an FPS, which really concerns me... Anyways, moving onto BattleField 3. Another FPS. Yawn. ... In fact, FPS gaming may as well be considered as a sport. There's too many of them, and people only care about their multiplayer anyways.
Sports counter = 4. Yeah, I just totally went there.
And the rest is BF3 gameplay. Yaaaaaawn.
Anyways, that looks like the end of the EA conference. They really surprised me though, and they've probably impressed me the most out of the other conferences. They didn't piss me off like Ubisoft at least. ... Oh yeah, let's look at the sports counter.
Sports counter = 4. ... Wait, only 4? It's not in the 100s? This is impossible. This is... This is very surprising. I guess EA Sports didn't have too much to show this time.
Konami. I'd do a funny overview quote of this, but it's not really a conference. It's entertaining to watch all on it's own.
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/53216/konami-e3-2011-press-conference/
Oh hey Microsoft!
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/53259/microsoft-e3-2011-press-conference-video/
Nintendo's show is done and over with. They pissed me off too.
http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/nintendo/96/
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Am I the only one that watches E3 anymore? Everyone I talk to apparently doesn't care.
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I mostly read about it from Gameinformer. I dont normally get the chance to watch.