Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
Saeculum Galaxy => Tefillin => Topic started by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on June 13, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
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The most well known rap group in teh empire, Dem Lakeside boyz, put out a new song on the ZarethiNet (Internet FTW!!!)
It was a miraculous video, in honor of the Zarethian Hand's contributions to the Zarethian Empire.
3 Rappers each disguised as a prominent person respectively as , Decadea, Mann, and Hermitage.
The man dress as Decadea steps up first.
"Look, look, look, look...
These politics man...
they makin me sick.
All hail the council's
Zarethian Hand.
We coming right around,
we hangin in your town,
we buggin all yo shit,
i bet you wanna frown...
Frown, and with out a sound,
you will try to find me,
but you'll the one who gets found,
So move out da way, cuz the best commin through!
Here comes Eric Mann.
We fighting for you!"
The Rapper dressed as Eric comes in...
"I am the big dog...
Director Mann.
Numero Uno!
Move out da way,
cuz im the illest shit you know.
I got my buddy Herm,
He's teachin while you learn,
Betta watch out!
cuz he coming up yo stern.
Vote Mann...
The will of,
the council's hand.
Fliest dawg you seen
Lustre you a bitch...
Not meanin to be mean.
Regis come on up,
Im running outta shit.
but all hail Mann,
stay away Lustre you bitch."
Finally the Rapper dressed as Hermitage walks in
"You see me walking down the street here in richmond city...
Cause in the 8-0-4 baby its so pretty.
5-9-9-Zero 1-2-3.
Call me up, and ill take in the street.
WE jack this shit.
Mann is It
walking down his street
with his 4 star swag!
Killin all them hoes.
Bitch you better know.
Go against Mann,
and you ready for the show.
We'll take you out.
We'll shoot you down.
We'll fuck yo bitch,
and you sister too!
So lay back!
Relax and chillllllll
Tell me how it fucking feels!!!
Bitch we'll take a fucking trip to the Lake side lair.
Come alone bitch! If you motherfuckin dare.
We'll leave you there...
Without a care.
I swear.
I'll fuck yo bitch and pull back her hair,
make yo nose bleed.
We'll do it to her there.
We'll throw you in the basement leave you gaspin for air.
Cuz this is Eric! So say yo mother fuckin prayers!!
Im the newest guy in the Hand.
They call me R-Herm.
When i take yo girl out,
ill make that stupid bitch turn.
Mann will fuck yo bitch, and take yo money,
Take you to da honka burger like my nigga doug funny.
See, we've had alot of problems and i finally got a solution.
Get the fuck out the way, its the "Teh" revolution.
They say, that we be a joke...
Better shut the fuck up before you get choked, bitch..."
[All rappers finally come in and say...]
"FUCK ASERON!"
The video went viral within an hour of its release, and became on of the most viewed on the Net.
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OOC: LOL... woooow....
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But it was taken off the internet due to the rules of the election.
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OOC: Not against the rules. Public media.
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OOC: I still demand that the whole election should be done through rap battle.
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OOC: Demand denied. Only in da funny chats or goof off.