The Hub => Hangout => Canned Spam => Topic started by: K2 on June 16, 2011, 11:00:47 AM
Title: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 16, 2011, 11:00:47 AM
Spam bots are attacking SP.
In other news, I want a pizza...
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 16, 2011, 11:06:28 AM
Hello, this is Papa Johns. Can I take your order?
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 16, 2011, 11:47:52 AM
Yes, I'd like two large pizzas. One, pepperoni and bacon. The other.. uh.. Let's see. How bout a beef and chicken? Yes, thank you. Carry out. Yes, that's my address. Yes, that's me. Alright. Appreciate it. Hm? Oh. Cash. Yes, thank you. Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Queen Bright on June 16, 2011, 11:48:42 AM
I'll take a meat lovers. ;D
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 16, 2011, 11:54:23 AM
You're paying for that one. That's an extra ten dollars.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 16, 2011, 12:00:13 PM
Hello, this is Papa Johns regarding your order. It seems you were ordering from.. 'The Shattered Planes.' It will cost extra to deliver your pizza across space and time and throughout the dimensions. Is this okay?
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 16, 2011, 12:07:02 PM
Yeah, that's no problem. Just, when you get through the dimensional vortex, watch out for giant planets made of pudding.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Queen Bright on June 16, 2011, 12:09:14 PM
And the reason you can't just teleport it to us is?
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: King Jeebus on June 16, 2011, 12:10:23 PM
GUYS WAIT I WANT CURLY FRIES.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Queen Bright on June 16, 2011, 12:10:53 PM
Papa John's doesn't have curly fries... That's Arby's.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 16, 2011, 12:21:07 PM
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on June 16, 2011, 12:43:29 PM
We're a Papa Johns from the Planet Earth in 2011. It will more than likely be a century or so before we develop such technologies. Please be patient with us while we deliver your pizza.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 11:01:22 AM
"I'll twenty-five big macs, twelve orders of fries, two shakes, eight large drinks, fifteen double cheeseburgers, and a diet Coke please"
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 01:07:30 PM
That's a lot.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Imma big boy.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 01:09:41 PM
That could take like an hour to cook. XD
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 01:13:30 PM
You better cook fast then, or I'll just settle for eating you. *Grabs knife and fork*
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 01:16:04 PM
I don't even work here.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 01:26:16 PM
DO IT!
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 01:27:07 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 01:30:44 PM
Um...because.....you're attacking my planet and therefore owe me?
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 01:32:15 PM
But I'm attacking everybody's planets.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 21, 2011, 01:37:46 PM
....You're gonna be making alot of food.
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: K2 on June 21, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
B-b-ut...
The rest of the staff approved of the event!
Title: Re: Take cover!
Post by: Orga the Strange on June 23, 2011, 10:15:21 AM
Fool, I am not staff! I am the all-powerful,
EVERYMAN!
It is I that makes all decisions then pulls crazy dream shit to make you think you decided it!