Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
Milky Way Galaxy => Terra Solar System => {Destroyed} Earth => Topic started by: K2 on January 31, 2010, 06:43:09 PM
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A giant asteroid suddenly appeared in the solar system Earth was in on a direct path towards it.
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Vailen sensed the asteroid and decided to help the earth by destroying said asteroid before it could even reach the planet. He then decided on an oldy but goody spell he knew to handle said destruction. He was angry that a meteor would awaken him from his slumber. He then said "Timia Averticus Aroricus. " A huge whirlwind appeared in space and redirected the meteor away from the earth. He had no time for such nonsense as the meteors were annoying.
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(Isn't Vailen dead?)
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(Where would he have died, K2?)
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(No. I was merely refraining from using him for a time while I thought abot a few things. )
Vailen upon seeing the cursed asteroid finally reduced to dust smiled inwardly. He had done earth a big service by getting rid of that meteor.
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OOC:I have a small problem, though...How does wind go about in a massive, empty void with nothing to truly be blowing? Wind implies some sort of gas being moved in some direction or another...Space is literally a massive Void.
Although considering the giant rock's headed toward Earth, I suppose I shouldn't be complaining about the Meteor's oblivion, but...It must be destroyed with PROPER physics!
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Vailen sighed. His whirlwind idea hadn't done much damage. He knew what would do a hell of a lot of damage to that accursed meteor though. He then focused on the magic within himself and imagined a particle beam laser rifle in his hands. One appeared though sustained by his magic. He then made a spell to where he could breathe in space. After succeeding at accomplishing that he blasted the Meteor to tiny fragments with the rifle. Man was Vailen angry at this moment. He was so angry that he let loose a summoning spell intent on pulling Hikari to him.
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The fragments of the asteroid now seemed for some odd reason to be covered.. in blood. And they began to dissolve now. The asteroid bits, which spread out all over the globe, was bleeding, and the blood began to fall to the Earth below in great quantities. As the blood fell to the Earth, the moon seemed to be angered at Vailen as water shot out from its craters, floating through space at top velocities, to try and drown him.
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Vailen seeing the water and the blood used magic to completely shield the planet and himself from the attack. He was getting angry and so he thought of a simple way to deal with all his problems at once. He conjured up a magazine he liked to read but didn't look at it. He held it out facing the blood and the moon and muttered a charm. Tendrils came out of the book.
(1/5 charge)
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The blood and water simply teleported to the other side of the shields and continued their path.
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OOC: A small rifle couldn't take down an ENTIRE ASTEROID. God you're fucking dumb.
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Vailen then used the teleport's energy and redirected it to where Pluto used to be. He was beginning to get mad. He then held out the porn book and the pages began to glow with energy. By concentrating his anger he formed a huge divine hammer of fire to strike the blood and water like a golf club would hit a golf ball. He was beginning to lose patience.
(2/5 charge)
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(OOC: What happened to Pluto?)
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Vailen then closed the porn book. He was now very pissed off. When he was pissed things tended to go boom. He focused on pluto as the thing to go boom at this moment in time since it was uninhabitable. Once it had gone boom it was a simple matter to reform the planet using magic. After that was done he then redirected the water and blood to the new pluto which was a paradise like world. It wasn't he decided with anger going to be inhabited. He then waited to see if his spell would work.
(3/5 charge if Spell failed)
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Vailen then closed the porn book. He was now very pissed off. When he was pissed things tended to go boom. He focused on pluto as the thing to go boom at this moment in time since it was uninhabitable. Once it had gone boom it was a simple matter to reform the planet using magic. After that was done he then redirected the water and blood to the new pluto which was a paradise like world. It wasn't he decided with anger going to be inhabited. He then waited to see if his spell would work.
(3/5 charge if Spell failed)
(OOC: That doesn't count, I didn't post IC yet.)
But the water and blood wrapped around the golf club and re-teleported itself into Earth orbit, swinging in to hit the Earth.
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Emily appeared in a cloud of black smoke behind Valien. She stepped through the water and blood that was strewn across the ground to him. She withdrew her pistol, and in one swift move, wrapped her arm around his neck and pressed the pistol up against his neck. "If you plan to undermine the authroity of Emily Corluka and the USSR, bring a bigger army." She whispered into his right ear sinisterly.
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OOC:I think he's in space...Besides, even if not, from what I can tell, he's a Angel...He'd be flying.
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(He can't fly unless he creates his own wings using magic. His angel wings and halo were taken when he left Heaven.)
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OOC:Oh? Hm...Was it Vailen Hiro was fighting in that one topic made by Hawk, what with the trying to destroy the Island of Cursed Objects?
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(Yeah. He does have magic, so if he needs to he can create temporary wings.)
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OOC:Hrm...Makes sense...I guess. But about the flying house he made...XD
That made NO sense.
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OOC: So...should I recan my post...or...what?
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Vailen scowling as he sensed the damn water and blood transcending where he had sent it to originally decided to try something new. In theory said technique should work and so Vailen then let his hand have divine magic once more. He then rather than attempt to foolishly banish the water or blood took control of the water and increased the hydrogen in it. It was no longer water now. It was a gas, not a liquid. Once the water had been dealt with, he did the exact same thing to the blood.
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OOC; Did you just disregard my post entirely?
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(Yeah, he did. Bad Hawkeye.)
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Vailen noticed Emily and with much irritation he said to her "Be gone insect. There are far more important matters for me to attend to than listening to you. I am currently repulsing something from earth and therefore I donot have time to listen to your senseless prattle. " He then focused on the water and blood once more and took the oxygen out of the water and blood causing it to cease existing. He had enough crap for one day thank you very much and he wasn't about to take any from a human sage. "If you leave now I promise you that the USSR will survive the wrath of the Sage I have just sensed.
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(Taking the oxygen out of the blood and water would do practically nothing, seeing as the water would just become hydrogen and the blood would just become non-oxygenated blood. AKA Blue blood.)
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And the deformed water/blue-blood mixture of a golf club hit.. The Earth was swung out of orbit. Any humans left on the planet would be instantly.. killed.
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(Called on Godmodding)
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(Not godmoding; you didn't actually stop the swing.)
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When the swing hit however Vailen was quick to exert a great deal of magical energy to pull Earth back into orbit before any human lives could actually be lost due to this accident. He had no desire to continue after exhausting his usually infinite supply of magical energy. He had used it all up and if someone attacked him magically, he would be killed due to the lack of energy he had.
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However, it had already been knocked out of orbit. By the time it could be brought back in orbit, Earth's speed had greatly decreased. Most, if not all, humans would have been killed instantly, and those who were not would die due to the extreme heats now existing on the planet.. And with the planet's population gone, a flag rose on the planet.. A flag of the Anrufe.
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And the flag imploded upon itself, as Abel and much of the population of the USSR had survived. Not to mention
Legion and Emily.