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The Hub => Hangout => Contests and Games => Topic started by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on July 14, 2011, 12:53:17 AM

Title: The Motto Game
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on July 14, 2011, 12:53:17 AM: Basically how this works is you pick a company/product/whatever and create a new slogan for it. Heres a few examples.

Microsoft... fucking the everyday man.

Encyclopaedia Dramatica... explaining the shit no one else wants to.

SP... where killing hawks is our specialty.

now you try!
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: DESTRUCTION on July 14, 2011, 01:07:13 AM: Trojan..because fuck children.

Facebook..why talk to people?

4chan...oh god why?!
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on July 14, 2011, 01:15:43 AM: 4chan... the asshole of the internet, and home of trolls.

Lyoko222... epic... nuff said.
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Post by: Ragnar the Red on July 14, 2011, 11:55:24 AM: McDonald's... ...That wasn't chicken...
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Post by: Orga the Strange on July 15, 2011, 11:38:30 AM: Kittens...cause what else are we gonna eat?

Spiders...Because seriously, fuck you.
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Post by: UnStellar on July 15, 2011, 12:51:05 PM: Wisconsin... It's too cold to be sober.
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Post by: Ragnar the Red on July 15, 2011, 04:51:35 PM: Plastic Food for Display... As Pointless as it Sounds
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Post by: Orga the Strange on July 23, 2011, 10:17:54 AM: Godzilla... Because Japan doesn't have enough problems.
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Post by: King Jeebus on July 23, 2011, 10:19:44 AM: Jeebus- You need it.
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Post by: Ragnar the Red on July 23, 2011, 06:39:22 PM: Newark- RedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlue
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: Zero on August 10, 2011, 01:26:32 AM: Niwa Nights

You mess with the bull, you get impaled by the horns.
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on August 10, 2011, 01:50:37 AM: Well on the note of mottos, mine's in my sig(more of a challenge than a motto, but it works for me). Anyways.

Shattered Planes-
Because who gives a fuck about understanding how something works?

The Mechera Empire-
Because if you dont join us, we'll turn you into our slaves using your own TVs.

The Lorcar Horde-
We'll rip out your entrails, deep fry them, and serve them as fast food. You will ~~have no chance~~be quite delicious.

Hiro's Mercs-
Yes, our boss' ego is indeed quite large.

Elmora-
Who WOULDN'T want to live on a planet with a eternal, continent-sized fireball on it?
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on August 20, 2011, 04:45:51 PM: Grunder Industries... fueling the wars of tomorrow, today.
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Post by: Ragnar the Red on August 20, 2011, 08:30:30 PM: Heliphlein- Luckiest wimps in the universe
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Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on August 20, 2011, 09:28:20 PM: ZPAA: If you want to kick someone in the nuts and have their back's explode, you've come to the right armor.
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Post by: Ragnar the Red on August 20, 2011, 09:38:34 PM: Shattered Planes- Where the Death Star would be sevierly underpowered
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Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on August 20, 2011, 11:17:59 PM: Chase Hanson Escorts LLC... no, That isnt a rocket.
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Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on August 20, 2011, 11:54:59 PM: Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on August 20, 2011, 09:38:34 PM
Shattered Planes- Where the Death Star would be sevierly underpowered
Nik, you think too small.

Shattered Planes- Where Super Tengun Toppa Gurren Lagann would be scrapped in a instant.
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: Orga the Strange on August 21, 2011, 09:02:34 AM: Shattered Planes- We already have Tengun Toppa Gurren Lagann
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Post by: Ragnar the Red on August 21, 2011, 11:09:28 AM: Shattered planes- where some people don't know what the heck that is
and where Hiro never posts in Maltruse
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Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on August 21, 2011, 12:34:43 PM: Aser: The OCD fucker who never shows up.
Addler: Most bad-ass babysitter ever.

The Zarethians: The most polite badasses you will ever know.
Title: Re: The Motto Game
Post by: Ragnar the Red on August 21, 2011, 05:44:40 PM: Rednecks- 2x politeness of Zarethians and .5x common sense
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Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on August 21, 2011, 05:54:10 PM: The Internet... Because who likes social interaction anyway?

Roleplayers- "To the left, you can see the most terrifying creature in the universe. It has been deprived of sunlight, Social interaction, and even the touch of a woman. Feel free to throw shit at them."