Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Contests and Games => Topic started by: Queen Bright on August 01, 2011, 01:41:28 PM
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You're stuck in an elevator with everyone. However, the first sentence must start with the next letter of the alphabet.
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"An elevator? WTF?! Of everything to go wrong today, I get stuck in an elevator!"
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"Be quiet, bitch, I'm beginning to get a headache from your bitching. Bitch."
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"Can ya'll shut the fuck up?! Crazy crackas always 'plaining 'bout elevatas."
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"Damn bro, you said it all. Why the fuck do I have to get stuck in a damn eleva- Wait, did you call me a CRACKER!? AWWW HELL NAW."
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"Everbody ALWAYS be getting pissed when I calls them a cracka. It's the truf ain't it? Shit."
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"Fuck you. I happen to be older than you, so DO NOT boss me around!" *glares*
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"Gosh, I'm sorry! Apparently I forgot to tell you that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"
*Glares down at Hik*
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"Hmph. How are we getting out of here anyways?"
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"I could open that top hatch thingy, climb out of it, climb up the cable and then go get help?"
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"Just press the alarm button, and wait for help."
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"Keep up the good ideas, guys."
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"Lift me up!"
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"Maybe we should send that bitch over there instead, her bitching is giving me a headache."
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"Now look who's complaining!"
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"Oh, shut up."
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"Please calm down!"
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"Quiet down, guy, Im watching the argument, and its getting interesting!"
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"Right, you want us to get quiet but keep arguing."
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"S'not that, I want YOU to keep quiet so THEY can keep arguing."
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"THAT'S RACIST!"
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"UR RACIST!" *punches Nik* "Now shut up!"
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"Vile brute!" Kick's Orga in the groin. "Stop making more chaos! We're already in a freaking elevator trapped with seemingly no escape, why not help instead of fueling augments and starting fights!"
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"Why should we stop? Making chaos is fun, heh heh heh!"
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"Xilephones played by alibaminators!" Nik swore. "I don't think you get the seriousness of the situation. If we all fight, the thing might shake, we fall, and we die."
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"Ye should prob'ly realize by now that I dont quite give a damn. Way too much fun to pass up."
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"ZAH!" *Orga cups his crotch then backhands Nik* "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
(So, do we just start over at the beginning of the alphabet again?)
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"And I can dish out a lot worse," Nik said to Orga. "And, Mr. T, I hope you die first."
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"UR RACIST!" *punches Nik* "Now shut up!"
(I clap for you, Orga. That was great.)
"Bollocks, this is ridiculous!" Zak said, climbing out onto the top of the elevator.
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"CLIMBING IS FORBIDDEN, I DECREE!" I yell, pulling Zak back into the elevator by his foot, and pulling hard.
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"Dear God." *face palms* "Hiro this isn't the Work Cube! Let him go!"
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"EVERY CONTAINER MUST BE THE WORK CUBE! ALL OF THEM!" Hiro yelled maniacly, before saying,"More 'er less I just dont want him getting help 'cause then we cant watch arguments."
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"FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" Zak cried, holding onto the railing and kicking at Hiro.
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"Great," Nik said. "I really don't like to do this." Nik the kicked Hiro in the bollix.
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"Hik, K2? Perhaps one of you would like to give us hand here?" *begins furiously choking Nik*
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It wasn't the smartest move. Nik simply kicked him again in the same place, and struggled free. "You guys keep messing each other, I'll be on my way," he said while climbing up Zak.
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"Just wait a second! Stop touching me!" Zak cried, struggling and pulling himself out the elevator. He accidentally aimed a kick at Nik's face in the process.
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"KILL THEM BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!" Hiro said. When Nik had kicked Hiro, he turned and at the same time backhanded Nik hard in the face, intending to catch him on the nose. He then saw Zak getting away, and attemptted to grab him again to pull him back, biting the guy's leg if necessary.
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Laughing hysterically in pain, Nik was thrown the rest of the way out of the elevator.
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"MOTHERFUCKA!" Zak shouted, pulling himself out of the elevator, likely with an attached Hiro clinging to his leg.
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"NO!" Nik said while hitting Hiro in the head with a conveniently placed crowbar.
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"Our business has not been concluded!" Orga half climbs out of the elevator and grabs Nik's leg then drops back into the elevator, pullign Nik in with him. "Fuck you!" he cries as he begins punching Nik in the gut fiuriously.
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"POOOWWAAAAAAAAAAA! ULLLLTIMATE POOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Zak cried in a good impression of a deceased emprah as began climbing up the elevator shaft.
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"Quit it!" Nik said now hanging from the top. He hit Orga in the head with the crowbar, then pulled himself out again.
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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Hiro yelled, clinging in his deathgrip, before kicking and flailing to prevent Zak's escape. In his flailing, because he was higher than Nik, he 'accidentally' kicked Nik in the face, knocking him back into the elevator.
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"SHUT UP!" Zak yelled, having pulled himself up, he began to beat Hiro with a crowbar.
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Truthfully, I forgot about this topic.
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"Urban headless doughnut!" Nik yelled before joining Zak in the beating
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"VERILY!" half roared as he tackled Nik, wrestled the crowbar from him, and began beating him senseless with it. "NEXT TIME THE PUNCHMASTER PUNCHES YOU, YOU STAY PUNCHED!"
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"What the heck?! That's mine!" Nik said and then began beating Orga with the crowbar.
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"XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" *Orga then punched Nik so hard that he went rocketing out the bottom of the elevator. Xtreme*
Fun Fact: If you yell 'Xtreme' as loud as you can immediatly before doing something, whatever you do next becomes awesome.
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"Yo heck no!" Nik said. "XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEM!" Nik yelled before hitting Orga so hard that the elevator rocked further, and one of the cables snapped.
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"ZWAHGARBLE!" Hiro yelled in surprise of the elevator rocking. He then got a idea.
"XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" He yelled, kicking the elevator while still grabbing Zak's legs, the force of it destroying the brakes entirely, which would cause it to fall from whatever floor it'd been stuck on straight to the bottom, likely enough force to kill everyone on board. "Bet'cha wish you stayed in the Work Cube, dont'cha Zak!? MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"About that!" Nik yelled in mid fall. "XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" He then grabbed Zak in one hand, and the cable in the hand with the crowbar: watching the rest fall down down down.
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"Bitches, they always run. XTREME!" The elevator crashed on the bottom floor killing everyone on board. Everyone that is, except Orga. He rose from where he was kneeling just as the doors opened with a ding. Because of the Xtreme spell, he was also wearing a red trench coat and blue sunglasses. "FUCK yeah"
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"Crap," Nik said while hanging. "I think they're dead."
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"Dammit, Nik. I knew I shouldnt have run to gamestop for that wireless adapter!" Zak muttered, swinging slightly. "I blame you."
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"Eh, FIIIINE then. Have it your way." Nik then dropped Zak.
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"For what reason did I end up here?"asks a navy blue cat.
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"GHAH!" yelped a very startled Nik just before grabbing Zak for dear life.
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Well what did you expect! I mean, he had been hanging there for months on end!
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"Hello..."the cat mewed, feeling entirely awkward.
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"Is this any way to treat people hanging in an elevator shaft for dear life?" Nik asked the cat.
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"Jove disagrees about this elevator falling infinantly. Are we in Tartarus?"was all the cat said.
(Jove is one of two roman names for Zeus lol. Aaaand I didn't wanna say 'just')
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"Kill...you..." Nik said. "NO! WE ARE NOT IN TARTARUS! WE ARE IN VALHALLA!"
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"lawl yeah right. We're totally in Tartarus"
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"Mish-mosh! Just look out the window!"
Outside the window were bearded Viking warriors, struggling for the bacon.
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"Nah. That's just the figments of your imaginat-- OH GOD WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER BACON? Salmon is much tastier"
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"On the contrary. Sausage is the best!" (Not really)
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"People can't tell what kind of meat is the best. Leave it to the original carnivores"
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"Quit arguing with me. Original omnivores have opinions too. More often right opinions."
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"Riiiight..Say want you want, reds and greens don't mix"The cat said.
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"Sure they do! How do you think you get browns?"
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"The hell?"in Orga says in surprise, his red trench coat flapping in non-existent wind and his blue sunglasses shining brightly. He then catches sight of the Vikings. "Oi! My bacon!" and tackles them.
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Unfortunately there is a plexiglass window in the way, and everyone is still hanging in an elevator shaft.
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"Very smart Orga..."The cat sneered
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"WWWWWOOOOOOOW!"Nik said in exclamation. "I can't believe you just did that!"
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"XANA's behind this, I know he is..." Hikaru muttered, having been silent most of the time. "Elevator problems? Physics laws broken? Electrical issues aimed to kill us all? DEFINITELY a virus bent on destroying humanity."
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"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh........Who's Xana?" Nik asked stupidly.
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"ZERO-POINT-MEGALO-ILLOGICALLY-NAMED-KIIIIIIIIIIICK!" Hiro yelled out, appearing out of nowhere to smash Nik's face in with a kick. "How can you NOT know who Lord XANA is, you fool!? He's only the lord and master of all viral-data based lifeforms! Speaking of which, I would like to inform you that the Scanner room has currently been sabotaged, and 'unfortunately', you shall have just a -bit- of trouble getting to Lyoko to stop his plans! Have a nice day! Well, what's left of it that you'll survive, anyways."
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At that, Nik paused for a second, then asked, "Who's Lyoko?"
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Baffled, Hiro looked at Nik for a couple of seconds before saying,"Not who, where. It be a virtual world, within which Lord XANA is currently imprisoned."
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"Code Lyoko... it's a show." Hikaru glanced to Nik. "Good god you're stupid if you don't even know what that is."
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"Dont be stupid" a voice called out as Lyoko222 stepped into the light. "Its a way of life."
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"Eh... Why is this not surprising that one person doesn't know about Xana and his ghostliness?"
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"FUCK!" Orga shouted as he made contact with the wall. He slowly slid down the glass, before jumpign back off and attacking it with that crowbar he still had. "THE BACON IS MINE BY BIRTH RIGHT!"
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"Goodness gracious Hikaru! How stupid do you think I am?" Nik said. "Everyone knows what a show is! It's a musical!"
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"How... A musical?"The cat facepawed and then watched Orga amusedly.
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"Is there another meaning to the word? " Nik said cluelessly.
OOC: The funny thing is, a stage musical is referred to as a show professionally (think show-tunes)
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"Jesus christ..." Lyoko said as his face went into his left hand and he sighed at Orga's ignorance of what Code: Lyoko was.
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"Kill me now..." Hikaru proceeded to bang her head against the nearest wall as she attempted to get over the stupidity of the predicament she was in.
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"likely to happen when the elevator crashes"the cat said
OOC: Lyoko, it's Nik not orga lolol
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"MINE!" Orga shouted as the crowbar finally broke through the window. He then smashed some more glass out and proceeded to attack he vikings.
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"No way.. I thought there would've been a force field to stop him from escaping..."
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Orga would find himself flung back away from the Vikings, and into the elevator shaft again. Unfortunately for everyone, he would break it, and everyone would begin plummeting to their probable deaths.
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"Powerful throws, those vikings have. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKY DIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING~"