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Title: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on August 22, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
Post in two seperate lines

In the third line you post a situation for a the next character to run into

In the first you react to the previous

In the middle you post the name of the character you will  be using in your next post. And before you ask, you can use other people's characters as long as you don't offend anyone.

Examples in quotes:
Quote
Bob beats the banker up and takes the donuts

Salgren Keflavik
Runs into the IRS
Quote
Salgren says, "Skrew you, I'm not an American!"

Sean Green

You get attacked by Monty Python and the Holy Grail's killer rabbits
Quote
Sean screams like a girl

K

Is forced to join a break-dancing competition

I think you all will come up with better situations than I, so let's get going.


K

Your charracter is forced to join a breakdancing competition, or marry Whoopee Goldberg.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on October 16, 2011, 12:42:12 AM
K would do both, get drunk, and think of what the hell happened that night.

Mei li

You're dared to jump into a volcano crater, without ropes.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on October 19, 2011, 09:47:58 PM
OOC: Pssst, I use K. You just pick whatever for your first character and in line 2 choose the character you will be using next.

K flies away.

Reykjavik

Steps on a mouse.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on October 20, 2011, 09:49:45 PM
(lolhasbeenclarifiedfurther)

Mei li squeaky screams and runs in circles?

Nebiulae

Sees a bomb
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on October 21, 2011, 10:38:26 PM
Yells, "Heck yeah!" and shoots it hoping to disarm it.

Upsilon

Someone runs up, kisses your character, says "I love you!" They then slap your character and yell, "Why didn't you return my calls!"
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on October 30, 2011, 06:57:26 PM
Nebiulae stands there blank faced

Fang

Someone smacks the shit outta your character, screaming "I LOVE YOU SO MUUCH!" (kagura sohma ref)
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on November 04, 2011, 05:22:26 PM
If girl: blushes embarrassed and vanishes trying to forget what just happens
If guy: smacks him twice as hard then vanishes

Calto Rubian

At a dance, a random man comes up and starts grinding on your character's hips.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on November 13, 2011, 10:26:46 PM
Kills him by biting his neck >>

Iluq

A random drunkard kisses you in the face and then falls asleep on you. (derp)
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on November 19, 2011, 11:33:55 PM
Sits there, shutters a bit, then shakily leaves.

Liam Wilson

Is caught by their lover/crush watching hardcore porn.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on December 15, 2011, 04:44:58 PM
Iluq is a goat, soo porn doesn't do much?

Miku(lul)

Looks in the mirror and finds a ghost
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on December 16, 2011, 12:29:09 AM
Rubs his eyes and goes to bed.

Naralia

Is discovered by King Kong and treated by a young blond lady.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on January 16, 2012, 12:05:54 AM
Stares blankly and runs off to sing in her concert.

Avalanche!

Is split in half emotionally
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on January 16, 2012, 12:09:11 AM
 Smiles, and keeps going in life, not understanding what happened.

Sir Leroy

Passes gas inappropriately in a quiet room filled with spiffy businessmen.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on January 16, 2012, 12:13:21 AM
Silly <Anon>, Avalanche can't pass gas anywhere!

Blacklight Rizu

Sees your worst fear and is stuck with run or fight
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on February 01, 2012, 04:30:31 PM
Shouts, "HUZZZAAAHHH!!!!!" and after pulling out a greatsword plunges into battle.

Leilanad

Forced into a public shower filled with old guys
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on February 12, 2012, 07:35:15 PM
Rizu's blacklights malfunction and shocks the old guys to death.

Felinas

A box captures your character!
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on February 14, 2012, 06:03:32 PM
"Ah! What the hell? Get me the fuck out of here!"

Ivilantar

Meets Cerberus...With an appetite!
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on February 26, 2012, 03:31:30 PM
Felinas hugs the cerberus thinking it's a puppy, and gives it dead gaiz to nom (lol)

Arachnid

Finds a Helix
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on February 26, 2012, 03:45:12 PM
Stares at it cautiously, unsure weather or not to try to communicate.

William Benesque

Meets a group of spider enthusiasts.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on February 26, 2012, 08:54:25 PM
Causes a rampage, assuming that these aracnoholics are trying to insult him.

Iluq

is in an applecore war
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on February 27, 2012, 08:43:43 PM
Says he's not going to do it anymore, but does it anyway.

Upsilon (Y)

Is asked to go swimming in a hot spring near a volcano.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on February 27, 2012, 11:01:49 PM
Says"Fuck that." and runs towards the slushy, snowy goodness

Sees a dinosuar

Cardonis
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on February 28, 2012, 08:46:46 PM
Looks at it in all of it's beauty!

Iradiel

Runs into a hoard of Irea heart plushies (Google it before you answer)
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on February 28, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
This? (http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.206847764.jpg) HAS PLUSHIES OF CARDIAC MUSCLES :{D

Venloknir

Sees a creature made of rainbows prancing towards you (lomylfacebookprofileimagederp)
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on March 03, 2012, 05:12:44 PM
No. This creepy freaking thing.
(http://www.globaltextiles.com/html/images/upload/tradeleads/521/520113.jpg)
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on March 03, 2012, 11:14:32 PM
aww....PSSSSST NIK, Y U NO POST NEXT PART
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on March 03, 2012, 11:22:31 PM
You need to react to the heart! It's super creepy. It better be good.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on March 04, 2012, 09:41:27 PM
I like the other one
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on March 04, 2012, 10:20:30 PM
Cardonis. Huggy heart monster. Now.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on March 05, 2012, 09:40:15 AM
._.

Caronis would rip them up and kick them into a firepit.

Blueprint

Sees Avalanche
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on March 12, 2012, 12:17:24 AM
Kill it! Kill it with fire ice!

Desperado

Is killed in Halo and tea bagged.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on March 12, 2012, 09:55:06 AM
Plans to kill the guy later and goes to eat cake. :P

BlindSight

Sees a cheesecaek nomming cake.

(Jeez nik, you're so nice to Avalanche...)
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ragnar the Red on April 30, 2012, 05:17:33 PM
If Cheesecake is on his list, goes over to her/him and runs them through with five or six glowing magical blades that appear out of nowhere. If not, then he just walks on by.

Alexander Damian Johnson

Goes deaf.
Title: Re: Awkward Sitch
Post by: Ghost on April 30, 2012, 06:20:20 PM
Will kill anyone that relates her to Helen Keller.

Aesia(purple Balisk)

Finds Godzilla's remains.