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Title: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Ragnar the Red on November 11, 2011, 04:21:19 PM
...for bringing his exacto blade to art class. And yes, my school is still an Arts magnet.
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Admiral Regis Hermitage on November 11, 2011, 04:52:20 PM
Shaking my fucking head...
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Beware Ye Who Enter Here on November 12, 2011, 10:59:14 AM
*stares at words with mouth gaping and facepalms*
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Ghost on November 13, 2011, 10:23:20 PM
Eh, the junior high I went to here in Washington had so many issues. Someone was arrested for bringing a gun, two were arrested for knives or daggers, one to the hospital from a seizure derp

Crazy shit.. .Crazy shit
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Embodiment of Cringe on November 13, 2011, 10:54:52 PM
It's a blade! They could hurt someone with that!

*Googles Exacto Blade*

... oh, well. Uh... how dare they!
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Ghost on November 14, 2011, 03:05:41 PM
You use those to cut cardstock :/

Cardstock is a thick and stiff kinda paper for cardmaking.

No one's been arrested for bringing the needle tool to school though. Those needles are sharp and used in pottery/ceramics

lolol wow things just get weirder for student arrests
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Nisorin on November 16, 2011, 10:10:29 PM
Hell, not that long ago they were passing out pocketknives for kids to use at my middle school for some of the art classes.
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Ghost on November 17, 2011, 03:17:53 PM
Hell, not that long ago they were passing out pocketknives for kids to use at my middle school for some of the art classes.

Well, at least the students there aren't serial killers(I hope) :/
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Ragnar the Red on November 20, 2011, 12:41:42 PM
...You can kill someone with a pencil. Easily. Hammerfist it into the neck.
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: @Pokemon Master Red on November 20, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
Even easier, actually. Eyes are much softer than the neck, I should think, and if ya drive it down far enough, you'll probably hit their brain. Plus, if you DO this method, there's no chance of the person being saved and making a full recovery; at the very least, they'd always be missing an eye.
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Nisorin on November 20, 2011, 05:00:26 PM
All you need is one hand and you can kill someone. Get the right angle with a palm strike, and you can send the bones in the bridge of the nose into someone's brain.
Title: Re: A kid at my school got arrested...
Post by: Ghost on December 03, 2011, 08:39:13 PM
"No wepaons in school" Mmmmk guys. Kill the students. Limbs can be used to hurt someone, and even without em, they can still bite.

Loopholes->Suspended/Expelled/LSA students

*LSA-> School where kids are Forced(Yeah, forced) to go to school until they're 20/21 years old. They're the kind who skip school for more than half the year or have soe issue with school. My bus driver told us about some girl in LSA who punched her teacher out of the room twice. Not sure if you guys have LSA.... Buuut yeah....