Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
Saeculum Galaxy => Tefillin => Topic started by: Ragnar the Red on December 12, 2011, 09:41:58 PM
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It was a beautiful day on the beautiful world of the Zarethian's. Everyone was having an at least mediocre day. That is, until it fell from space. The beast was about eight feet long and about six high. It had eight purple eyes and a hide covered in leather. This, was a cow. Well, maybe it wasn't a cow per say, but it was something of like similarity. It was a piece of alien livestock that had fallen from space with a big KER-SPLAT! right in the street in front of Heart of the Council. After about three seconds there was heard a loud, "MOOOOOOOOOO!"
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The cow had, of course, made quite the impression upon the concrete paving in front of the Heart of the Council. The guards, sitting at their post, sat up in surprise and hurried over towards the commotion, scanners checking for hostile life whilst they pulled out their pulse rifles and aimed at the thing. "HALT!" One shouted.
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The giant puddle uttered nothing but a scratchy, "MOOOOOO!"
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The guards looked at each other and sighed. "How is that thing still alive?" One asked, using magic to freeze the puddle.
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The cow let out another moo, but hiss time it was different. It cut of for a split second like a broken record. Maybe the guards had imagined it?
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The guards looked at one another and shrugged before continuing with freezing the puddle.
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The cow mood again, two split second freezes this time.
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Once the puddle was completely frozen, they propelled it back into space.
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OOC: What?
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OOC: The puddle of cow. I froze it over. And sent it into space.
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As the cow was shot into space, the guards failed to ask some really obvious questions. Where had the cow come from? How did it pass through the Zarethian automatic defense systems? Why did it fall from space at all? What was going on? Why was...