Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Canned Spam => Topic started by: Zero on February 01, 2012, 03:43:37 PM
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Another renedition of letters of the dictators.
Dear AI Delta
Burn and be deleted.
- Neo Narrikian Empire
Dear Anrufe
Vacate Setus Prime or die
- Neo Narrikian Empire
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Dear Talar Belt Pirates,
The belt is gone, and a Sphere is around your star. We wish you the best wherever you are now.
Mysterious Invasion Fleet.
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Dear Mysterious Invasion Fleet
We will soon have our base back.
- Talar Belt Pirates, Galaxy Blasters.
Dear Treena
We are taking earth.
-NNE
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Dear Jay,
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Love,
Kurai
=P
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Dear Kurai,
I've had better
Yours,
Jay
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Dear Jay,
I lied about not having SPACE AIDS, you forgot to use a condom :p.
Love,
Kurai
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http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=1130.msg10513#msg10513
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Dear Zere...
I, uh, kinda.... um.... Yeah. I fucked your Granddaughter. Sorry.
-DELTA AI
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Anrufe,
The Captain of that Corvette you send? He sends his regards, you know because he doesn't have any arms or legs anymore. Actually he is kind a blob of mass tissue. This cancer life support system is working magnificently, not that it cures cancer, just stops it from killing you. However it does also as a small side effect, increase the division rate of cancer cells. Just tell me when you want him.
Best Regards,
Sliph
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Dear Unknown Fleet
We shall soon have back what is ours.
UPA-Galaxy Blasters.
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Dear Talar Belt Pirates,
The belt is gone, and a Sphere is around your star. We wish you the best wherever you are now.
Mysterious Invasion Fleet.
Dear Mysterious Invasion Fleet,
If there was a like button on this forum your letter would have gotten a like from me.
Always yours truly, until the day you die by my fleet, The Facebook Fleet.