Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Canned Spam => Topic started by: @Pokemon Master Red on February 15, 2012, 08:34:29 PM
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Yes, that's right, we want the best, the worst, ANY SP related joke you can think of! Whether its IC, OOC, Meta-C or whatever else, bring them all and lay them out for all to see!
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Knock Knock
Delton "Who is there?"
"Doom."
Delton "Doomwho?"
"Doom with extra anchovies on the side..."
:D
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Hawk, you've shattered the record for corniest SP related joke!
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Hawk, you've shattered the record for corniest SP related joke!
See, what nik said was funny.
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Why did the zhicken cross the road?
The get to the other side of the zarethian zighway :D
We could make a whole topic of Zrethian generic names.
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Let's see...
Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar
XD
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Let's see...
Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar
XD
Dontcha mean Zunztellar?
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Let's see...
Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar
XD
Dontcha mean Zunztellar?
You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;
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D: OH NOES!
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Avalanche walks into a room(bar) with people drinking weird liquids(alcohol) and ends up getting drunk after the first bottle. She collapses and falls asleep on the floor.
A guy walks in and asks "what's that lyin' on the floor?"
Bartender says,"That's not a lion it's Avalanche"
[insert two random birds laughing like crazy]
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/me is shot for "walk on the wild side" ref.
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Let's see...
Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar
XD
Dontcha mean Zunztellar?
You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;
Aaaaaaand Zorga! {;,;}
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Let's see...
Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar
XD
Dontcha mean Zunztellar?
You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;
Aaaaaaand Zorga! {;,;}
Blame Zunderzcreamer.
He also forgotted Zeebus!(lolsoundslikezbrush)
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An Aralang walks into a |.
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An Aralang, a Zarethian, and a human were out for a day of fishing. After getting into the boat they had just pulled away from the dock when the Aralang said, "Stop the boat, I forgot the coffee!" The Zarethian who was driving the boat said, "I will turn around and take you back to the dock" and the Aralang said "oh no need I will be right back".
The Aralang quickly jumped out of the boat and ran across the water to shore and then to his car to fetch the coffee and then ran back across the water and got back in the boat.
Well the Human not wanting to be shown up by the Aralang said "oh my I forgot the sandwiches!" and quickly jumped out of the boat to attempt running across the water like the Aralang but instead sank quickly to the bottom of the lake.
With that the Zarethian looked reproachfully at the Aralang and said "you really should have told him where the gravity manipulators were."
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I sure hope that human knows
that Sea monsters live there how to swim
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Let's see...
Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar
XD
Dontcha mean Zunztellar?
You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;
Aaaaaaand Zorga! {;,;}
Blame Zunderzcreamer.
He also forgotted Zeebus!(lolsoundslikezbrush)
Awe snap, I also missed Zapzeno
Anyway, I bring you this one Swift pulled on facebook. All you need to know is her dog looks like a bear cub.
Swift
she runs off like a nut case
and after a few laps around the house
tries to tackle me
methinks I need noms
Me
Eat bear
muhuhuhaha!
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Swift
Chow was delicious
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That should be on funny chatlogs >>
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(http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/2/1/0/1210998/pics/_c978356_image_0.jpg)
Ponies invaded the universe, your event was post-ponied
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Lolol
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Lolol
/me double facepalms
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/me facepaws
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That should be on funny chatlogs >>
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(http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/2/1/0/1210998/pics/_c978356_image_0.jpg)
Ponies invaded the universe, your event was post-ponied
TWILIGHT AND SPIKE!!!! THAT IS AN AWESOME PICTURE!
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That should be on funny chatlogs >>
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(http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/2/1/0/1210998/pics/_c978356_image_0.jpg)
Ponies invaded the universe, your event was post-ponied
TWILIGHT AND SPIKE!!!! THAT IS AN AWESOME PICTURE!
I just googled "MLP Star wars" lol
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Lolol
/me double facepalms
*Thunderscreamer Triple Facepalms
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Nik, were you infected by Arachnid? :0
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Captain America: You're just a man in a suit. You take that away and what are you?
Iron Man: STARK naked!
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Redacted meets arachnid, Arachnid and REDACTED infect each other.
But if Arachnid has an exoskeleton, and Redacted's virus infects bones, what's the result?
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Oh no...
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Depends; by bones do you mean any sort of calcium based skeletal structure? Viruses cannot infect any sort of structure just because it's that type of structure. You'd have to take into account the molecular makeup of the exoskeleton, and how the virus infects it, or if even can.
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Depends; by bones do you mean any sort of calcium based skeletal structure? Viruses cannot infect any sort of structure just because it's that type of structure. You'd have to take into account the molecular makeup of the exoskeleton, and how the virus infects it, or if even can.
I know this, it was a general question to riddle the mind. :/