Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)
The Hub => Hangout => Goof Off! => Topic started by: Ghost on September 20, 2012, 05:33:58 PM
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Name: White Nutella
Class: Fighter
Type: Ummm... It's a round ship made of Nutella. Because Space has no real temperature((it's fuckin cold out there in that vaccum), it's dehydrated and "frozen". Technically a limited food supply and will melt near heat. Metal plates cover the areas where rockets/missiles are lauched, fuel containment, and the areas that release the fuel. Windows are made of rock candy because rock candy is magical. Control panel is a bunch of levers and buttons. Control panel Radar represents Galaga(lololol). That's all I got :/
Intended Use: Random sugary distraction for Locars? :D
Size: F16
Alliance: N/A
Misc: It was a dare from Hikaru. I'm not expecting this to be approved. But if it is, LOL and I'mma request cheesecaek to throw a party in a prison lolollolol. OH YEAH. Name came from this meme where your underwear color+the last thing you ate was your ship name.
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Apparved
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Denied. Nutella is, of course, a Earth invention(created from byproducts of plants naturally occurring only upon Earth no less, peanut butter and chocolate being the primary ingredients I believe) and as Earth itself currently exists in a un-dimension of sorts, the existence of something made primarily from such a product would be a statistical impossibility.
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Denied. Nutella is, of course, a Earth invention(created from byproducts of plants naturally occurring only upon Earth no less, peanut butter and chocolate being the primary ingredients I believe) and as Earth itself currently exists in a un-dimension of sorts, the existence of something made primarily from such a product would be a statistical impossibility.
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1.You have no sense of humor >:I
2.It's made of Walnut and Chocolate.
3.You're a butthole for denying this :I
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Denied. Nutella is, of course, a Earth invention(created from byproducts of plants naturally occurring only upon Earth no less, peanut butter and chocolate being the primary ingredients I believe) and as Earth itself currently exists in a un-dimension of sorts, the existence of something made primarily from such a product would be a statistical impossibility.
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Unless the product was liked so much by a visiting alien race that made it their god and started a cult around it creating everything using it.
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*Clears throat*
Um, since we're apparently making a ruling that recreating earthlike flora and fauna is a statistical impossibility, this actually means that no humans on SP would have a source of nutrition (since the same logic would apply to any of the multitudinous complex strings of amino acids and hydrocarbons it takes to make your body function), and as such, any humans on the board who have lived longer than, let's say... 25 weeks, assuming you're really fat (http://www.reference.com/motif/health/how-long-does-it-take-to-starve-to-death), should be dead.
Equally, the same principle should be applied to parallel technology curves making cross-planet technology incompatible (and as such rendering most universal communications useless, along with 99% of any trading that could possibly happen), and I'm sure I don't need to point out how it applies to linguistics. Perhaps this is one of those areas where we brush over the statistical probabilities in favour of good roleplaying? Hm?
Also, Hiro, be aware that I am more than happy to read over every request you've ever made and find every scientific inaccuracy you've left in them. >=D
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Also, Hiro, be aware that I am more than happy to read over every request you've ever made and find every scientific inaccuracy you've left in them. >=D
This.
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!move Goof Off!
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*Clears throat*
Um, since we're apparently making a ruling that recreating earthlike flora and fauna is a statistical impossibility, this actually means that no humans on SP would have a source of nutrition (since the same logic would apply to any of the multitudinous complex strings of amino acids and hydrocarbons it takes to make your body function), and as such, any humans on the board who have lived longer than, let's say... 25 weeks, assuming you're really fat (http://www.reference.com/motif/health/how-long-does-it-take-to-starve-to-death), should be dead.
Equally, the same principle should be applied to parallel technology curves making cross-planet technology incompatible (and as such rendering most universal communications useless, along with 99% of any trading that could possibly happen), and I'm sure I don't need to point out how it applies to linguistics. Perhaps this is one of those areas where we brush over the statistical probabilities in favour of good roleplaying? Hm?
Also, Hiro, be aware that I am more than happy to read over every request you've ever made and find every scientific inaccuracy you've left in them. >=D
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