Dear Warrior of Light,
I would like to personally invite you to the 1st Victory Over Plex Celebration on Pleasure Planet. Enclosed is a VIP ticket to Club Starlight, where the event is being held. Please allow us to show our gratitude to you for your brave actions on that day. This will be one of the most fabulous parties on the mortal plane.
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Or, to put it simply, there will be more booze and puss then you've probably seen in your entire life.
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We hope to see you at this celebration.
Sincerely,
Angelino Zelini
CEO of Verias & Zelini Industries
Owner of Club Starlight
Proprietor of Pleasure Planet