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Alchemy Lawsuit
« on: July 24, 2010, 02:28:58 AM »
Faote walks into a courtroom, charging various individuals for use of Alchemy when he himself was using it since the OK. He has stated that he would be suing for 599 US dollars.
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 02:43:03 AM »
Tepper walks in with a long line of lawyers
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 03:06:20 AM »
"Tepper? Why are you here? You don't even use Alchemy." Faote questioned, as he did a quick read-through of his profile and L_Rage's posts. Why? Because he was in Goof Off, and could pull off this rule breaking stuff.
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 03:22:24 AM »
Tepper pays the judge 5 million credits for the charges to be droped and walks out
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Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
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Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
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Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 04:12:11 AM »
Credits? The currency had no relevance in this courtroom. In fact, the judge had no idea whatsoever what credits were. Indeed, the only thing that mattered here was the 599 US dollars.
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 05:42:22 AM »
Tepper Shoots Faote and promptly leaves
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 12:45:51 PM »
This would normally be a huge deal. But not for Faote, as he made sure that the construction plan for the courtroom including a God circle underneath the whole design! The bullet stopped in mid air, as Faote flicked it away.

"Judge, please summon the copyright infringing bastards."
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2010, 12:51:46 PM »
Edward Elric walked into the courtroom, struggling past security guards who claimed he was too 'short' to enter. His lawyer, Armstrong, entered behind him.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2010, 12:56:13 PM »
Faote takes a look at Edward and tries to stifle in his laughing due to Edward's shortness. Unfortunately, it utterly fails and the entire courtroom is filled with Faote's laughing. Hell, even the judge, the audience, and the entire jury was laughing their asses off. My, it seemed they were too busy laughing to even bother with Edward's case.
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2010, 12:59:31 PM »
Elric busted out in anger, "HEY ASSHOLES! WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?"
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2010, 01:03:36 PM »
They just wouldn't stop laughing, as the entire room laughed even harder once they heard Edward's voice. Because, for some reason, hearing a short person talk is hilarious. The laughing continued until the Judge stopped laughing. He grasped at his chest, as he gasped for air. His eyes shot open in bewilderment, trying to grab for something off in the distance. He seemed to have saw a person outside of the courtroom.

"Ki... ra...." The judge gasped out, as he died with a heart attack. A crazy laugh was heard from the back of the courtroom, increasing in volume as the person emerged into the room laughing, pointing at Edward. "SHORT PERSON IS FUNNY. HA HA HA HA" Kira laughed his ass off with his crazy laugh, and exited the room.
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Re: Alchemy Lawsuit
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2010, 02:39:07 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2010, 10:18:10 PM »
Suddenly, none other than Bob The Builder appeared, having been the judge the whole time. "Lol hey kids, this courtrooms pretty fucked up. Can we fix it!? Help me out, Obama!"

From the back of the crowd of scared pedestrians in the court room, Obama stood and yelled with great power in his voice, "Yes we can!"

Suddenly, the rapper Will.i.am stood and applauded Obama, writing a song after his words.
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