4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Addler looked at the invitation in dismay. He really, really, really didnt want to go to some stupid dinner where he'd be asked about Zarethian politics the whole damn time. He went back to reading his novel.
Jay didnt very much want to go the dinner either and continued trying to find more people to train as Templars.
Lucien sat alone at his table, his food layed out, for over four hours waiting for his guests. Finally, in a disapointed rage, he threw a fireball at his table and set his house on fire.
9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Isaac walks into Kallen's command center nonchalantly. "Hey Kallen do yo-"
"No." Kallen replied, even looking up at him as she hurriedly turned off the TV
"You didnt even let me finish." Isaac replied, slightly disapointed but not too suprised.
"Yep."
"But-"
"No. Just no."
Isaac sighed. "Well, youre no fun." He said, walking out.
Kallen sighed and went back to watching Pirates of the Caribean.
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Kallen looked at Isaac. "You were trying to get me to go to a strip club?" She asked, her voice dangerously quiet.
Isaac smiled and scratched the back of his head. "Eheh.... noooooo...."
You need to stay at a friends house for a night. Who do you choose? 1 or 6?
Zak dialed Haseo's number and sat there waiting as it rang.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Haseo, old buddy old pal... Can I stay over for a while?" Zak asked.
"... Sure. I was just making enchiladas." Haseo replied.
"On second thought..." Zak said, hanging up. He'd go with Skye.
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"Sorry, man." Zak said to Haseo. "I just dont like enchiladas."
2 and 6 are making out. 10 walks in. What is their reaction?
Skye and Ezra were making out on the couch, oblivious to their surroundings. Rezick walked in, took one look at the couple and sighed. He walked back out. He wanted to watch TV, dammit, the two had been there all evening. He was wondering when they would just go to their room and let him watch the Terrorist Channel in peace.
3 falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens?
Addler and Skye were in the living room, cuddled up together and watching a romantic comedy. The door bell rang. Sighing, Addler got up and went to the door lazily. He opened it up to find only a cardboard box occupying the doorstep. He shrugged and brought it in, shaking it and hearing a muffled rumbling inside it. He closed the door and plopped it down on the kitchen counter.
"Addler? Who was it?" Skye asked from the living room.
"Someone delivering a box." Addler replied, magicing it open. Inside was a package of explosives with a timer on it, set to one second. The timer hit zero and Addler flinched, before noticing it didnt explode. Instead, out popped a little note.
Hey, Addler, its Jay. I bet I gotchya didnt I? Sorry, couldnt resist. Anyways, good luck with Skye. Just, dont hurt her or Ill send a real one of these, okay? Again, best of wishes,
Jay.
Addler read the note carefully and nodded, smiling.
Skye walked up behind him and put her arms around his waist and rested her chin on his shoulder. "Everything alright?" She asked.
Addler nodded and kissed her forehead. "Yeah. Just some well wishers. Lets get back to that movie." He said. And with that, the happy couple went back to watching their romantic comedy.
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Addler stared at Zak stone facedly.
Kallen nudged him in the ribs playfully. "D'awwwwwww."
4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, 10, 2, or 7?
"I have you now!" Lucien says triumphantly as he trapped Zak in a magical circle with spikes slowly coming in. "No one can sa-"He started before his head burst into gold flames and he ran around in circles, screaming.
Hikaru appeared from above, simply floating lazily down. He yawned. "So... bored..." Her eyes widened when she saw Zak's watch and promptly set him on fire too.
1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
The cooking studio was a smouldering ruin with Hasoe, a little crispy but otherwise unharmed, was standing in the middle of the ruin. "I was just trying to make enchiladas..." He whispered before teleporting away disapointedly.
3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?
"No. Fuck. No." Addler said, sitting down in a chair.
"But you have toooooo!" A voice came from above.
Addler twitched. "Fine." He said at last. "Fine, Jay. You seem pretty cool. JUST NO FUCKING TOUCHING." He said, storming off.
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
"I want your head." Hikaru said, smiling evilly.
"Wait what?" Kallen aasked, her eyes wide.
"Your. Head. I want it. Now." Hikaru replied, holding out her hand and tapping her palm with her fingers.
Kallen stared at her. "Fuck you." She said, walking away.
Everyone gangs up on 3, does 3 have a chance in hell?
"Heh... heheh... Im fucked." Addler said, scratching the back of his head.
Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
"Well fuck you guys too." Jay said, teleporting away. He didnt need them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
She isnt.
1 arrives late for 2 and 10s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK." Haseo said, running around in his normally nice suit. It was rumpled and a little burnt. "Sorry, Im late." He said between heaving breaths as he entered the room. "My enchilada's caught my suit on fire."
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Kallen and Isaac burst into zak's house, in the middle of the street.
"And then, the guy brings out a turkey and starts beating him with it!" Isaac said, laughing drunkenly.
Kallen laughed, sliding against the wall. "His face... you should have seen his face!" She said, laughing.
Zak walked down the stairs and stared at the two with his very own death glare.
"I hate you two. So much." He muttered through gritted teeth.
"Oh come on Zak!" Kallen said, putting her arm around him. "Its fuuuuuun!"
Zak scrunched up his nose at the stench of her breath. "Both of you go take a fucking cold shower." He ordered, slamming the door and going upstairs and back to sleep.
The two looked at each other and laughed. They partied until they passed out at three in the morning. Zak promptly drew on their faces.
9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Ezra burst into Kallen's pirate chamber. "DAMMIT KALLEN, YOU WITCH!" He yelled, charging up a magical attack.
Kallen sighed. She knew this was going to happen sometime and she promptly shot him in the head with her pulse pistol. He explloded.
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 same themselves or 1?
"Go, dammit!" Haseo said, shooing Skye. "The universe needs you more than it needs me!"
"But..." Skye began.
"Dont argue, go!"
Skye gave him one last look and teleported away.
8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forgot to bring any food. What do they do?
"Dammit, Jay!" Addler cried. "Where is the food!?!"
Jay looked at him incredulously. "You were supposed to bring the food!"
"No I wasnt!"
"Yes you were! You were just too busy freakin smooching Skye to realize it!"
"Oh, so its myyyy fault?"
"Yes, thanks for getting what I've been saying!"
"Wait... We have magic." Addler facepalmed and produced a sandwhich which he promptly nommed.
5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
"Shit, shit, shit." Isaac said, pulling Kallen from the wreck of the care and putting his hand on her head, healing her.
The quiz is over. How do they all feel?
Addler looked at Zak stone facedly. "Fuck. You."
Kallen laughed. "Hey, lighten up. At least you got something positive! I got stuck with gramps here!"
Isaac looked vaguely offended. "Just because I choose to look older than you and act senile does not mean I have any grandchildren!"
Kallen rolled her eyes. "Mostly because you couldnt get anyone to have them with."
They continued to bicker.