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Fuckin' Time, How do they work?
« on: July 05, 2011, 03:05:58 AM »
The current Templar Elder writes that on a chalkboard before you. You get the feeling he's a little unbalanced.

Okay then kids, since some people don't understand a pretty basic concept like time I am hereby and officially explaining it.

What is time?
Baby don't hurt me...

Time is the flow and progress of everything. Shit continues like a boss through it. If you are outside of Time's influence guess what? You won't progress. Literally, you cannot affect anything inside Times influence nor can anything inside time's influence affect you.

"But Jeebus!" I hear you say "You made the Templars, the biggest fuck you to the idea of Time ever." I also hear you say.

"Fuck you" I say in return

Go with the flow
By now you are definitely sure the man teaching you this stuff is unbalanced.

Think of Time as a flow of water we are all floating down. Different timelines are extra streams broken off from the main one. When time is manipulated the flow changes in various ways.

The Time Warp
I'm just a sweet transvestite....

...I don't even know why I made this section.

SO NOW.
Ask me questions about time kids.
Go.