[10:41] <K2323> she (Hikaru) supposedly killed her entire town at the age of five
[10:42] <K2323> because she had daddy issues
[10:42] <K2323> how much more insane can you get?
[10:42] <~Hikaru> And COUNTLESS sage villages the rest of the years
[10:42] <K2323> she proceeded to be trained by Zere who's a murderer psychopath and yeah under him she killed countless villages
[10:42] <K2323> then she tries to kill her brothers
[10:42] <K2323> all while taking over a dimension and enslaving thousands
[10:43] <K2323> goes on a vacation and comes back and tells her brother to wage war on the entire dimension cause they've gone tech
[10:43] <K2323> then helps unleash and train the most dangerous embodiment out there
[10:43] <K2323> and uses him as a weapon to kill her dad and friends
[10:44] <K2323> then she disappears again for years
[10:44] <K2323> comes back to try to kill her brother (or his clone anyway)
[10:44] <K2323> changes her mind and starts another war
[10:44] <K2323> then tries to marry the embodiment she used years before
[10:44] <K2323> gets preggorz
[10:44] <K2323> a few days after giving birth shes at it again
[10:44] <~Hikaru> and then gets caught and goes through stockholm syndrome
[10:45] <K2323> fakes a trillionares death
[10:45] <K2323> gets arrested
[10:45] <K2323> tears a hole in the fucking fabrics of the dimensional plane
[10:45] <K2323> without even using magic
[10:45] <K2323> well
[10:46] <K2323> she used magic
[10:46] <K2323> but
[10:46] <K2323> still
[10:46] <K2323> then she turns herself in
[10:46] <K2323> -_-
[10:46] <K2323> and gets stockholm syndrome
[10:46] <K2323> teams up with the embodiment of time and shows everyone how crazy she is through her memories
[10:47] <K2323> turns evil and teams up with a killer virus
[10:47] <~Hikaru> *more evil
[10:47] <K2323> destroys her brothers kingdom
[10:47] <K2323> yeah
[10:47] <K2323> commits genocide
[10:47] <K2323> nearly wiping out her entire race
[10:47] <K2323> then tricks everyone into helping her fight in the OV against the Relorians
[10:48] <K2323> then finally shes so fucking crazy that her dead counterpart comes back to life and finds her
[10:48] <K2323> and together they and their lovely Aralang friends and the virus all go poof
[10:48] <K2323> THEEEEEN
[10:48] <K2323> She comes back eight years later
[10:48] <K2323> and is all like
[10:48] <K2323> "blah blah hey Jay wazzup"
[10:49] <K2323> and gets caught by Radical
[10:49] <K2323> and yeah we know the rest of the story
[10:49] <K2323> shes crazy
[10:50] <K2323> everyone in the Tyris family has some kind of issue/internal conflict that leads them to ultimately be crazy
[10:50] <~Hikaru> Forgot the behind the scenes stuff. Sealing conscience to not have any of that bother her, and the widespread guilt when it was unsealed.
[10:50] <~Hikaru> Also -.-
[10:51] <K2323> Hikaru has daddy issues, Kai has an identity crisis, K2 has family issues
[10:51] <~Hikaru> Now explain K2323
[10:51] <K2323> explain what?
[10:51] <~Hikaru> You did my character event by event
[10:51] <~Hikaru> Do yours
[10:51] <K2323> oh
[10:51] <K2323> but K2's not that crazy
[10:52] <K2323> I mean sure his older sister mayyy have supposedly killed his family and tried to kill him and his bro at birth but that didn't really affect him
[10:52] <K2323> he didnt even know about that in his childhood
[10:52] <K2323> he and Kai were raised by Konjan
[10:52] <K2323> and the Guardians
[10:52] <K2323> learned to do cool magic shit
[10:52] <K2323> then what the fuck some crazy woman attacks and kills everyone
[10:52] <K2323> and K2 and Kai are separated
[10:53] <K2323> so K2 kinda sorta on accident breaks through a Saraton Barrier into a new dimension
[10:53] <K2323> and fights his sister for control of the dimension
[10:53] <K2323> and teams up with his brother who tells him everything
[10:53] <K2323> SO he and his brother try to avenge their ancestors by killing Hikaru
[10:53] <K2323> when
[10:53] <K2323> SURPRISE
[10:54] <K2323> HIKARU IS OUR SISTER
[10:54] <K2323> so they try to kill her anyway
[10:54] <K2323> but then
[10:54] <K2323> WHAT DA FUCK ARAMI SCROLLS
[10:54] <K2323> so they form the Dragon Resistance to combat her
[10:54] <K2323> and all is going well as Hikaru is forced into hiding and eventually captured and placed in a prison in Atlantis
[10:54] <K2323> when suddenly
[10:54] <K2323> NEGI TIMES
[10:54] <K2323> and the Evil Kai/Black is all like
[10:55] <K2323> "lets cause some chaos yo"
[10:55] <K2323> and breaks Hik out of jail
[10:55] <K2323> so K2 and Kai seal their negi into rocks like wtf
[10:55] <K2323> and then go to train for 30 years so when they come back they can unseal their negi and destroy them once and for all
[10:55] <K2323> and thennnn Hiks all like "hey bros how was your training shit its been 30 years"
[10:55] <K2323> and they're like "yup"
[10:56] <K2323> and shes like
[10:56] <K2323> "lets be friends"
[10:56] <K2323> and they're like
[10:56] <K2323> "yup"
[10:56] <~Hikaru> I thought that was 1000 years
[10:56] <K2323> thats later
[10:56] <K2323> and then shes like "just kidding"
[10:56] <K2323> and then Jikore shows up on Halloween
[10:56] <K2323> and hes all like
[10:56] <K2323> HEY GUYS I'M GOING TO CRUCIFY K2
[10:56] <K2323> and K2's like NOOOOO
[10:56] <K2323> and then an epic battle happens
[10:56] <K2323> and Jikore disappears
[10:57] <K2323> and K2 and Kai are like
[10:57] <K2323> "woah that was scary
[10:57] <K2323> "
[10:57] <K2323> and the Dragon Twin Resistance is not doing as well as it did 30 years ago
[10:57] <K2323> and Hikaru is taking shit over
[10:57] <K2323> so they're like
[10:57] <K2323> "okay let's go train some more"
[10:57] <K2323> and then 1,000 years later K2 wakes up
[10:57] <K2323> and everythings like
[10:57] <K2323> been destroyed
[10:57] <K2323> and Kais like
[10:57] <K2323> "sup"
[10:57] <K2323> and K2s like "nm u"
[10:58] <K2323> and Kais like "nm training was cool bro oh btw you died and Hik stole a book that summons some creature that sucks magic"
[10:58] <K2323> and everyones like wtf Kai
[10:58] <K2323> and then then then
[10:58] <K2323> Hik shows up and shes like
[10:58] <K2323> "GREETINGS EVIL LAUGH HAHAHAHA"
[10:58] <K2323> And K2s like "I can run real fast"
[10:58] <K2323> and Kais like
[10:58] <K2323> "Ur evil sis!!!"
[10:58] <K2323> But before anything can rlly happen between them
[10:59] <K2323> JIKORE WHOS BEEN SLEEPING IN ATLANTIS FOR 1,000 YEARS AWAKENS
[10:59] <K2323> and hes like
[10:59] <K2323> "THEY'RE BACK!!!!"
[10:59] <K2323> and he comes and tries to cause more chaos
[10:59] <K2323> and makes K2 evil
[10:59] <K2323> and theres great prophecies about some evil guy named Chaos who Jikore works for
[11:00] <K2323> and really intense battles
[11:00] <K2323> and and and
[11:00] <K2323> K2 wakes up from a trance and Hiks hovering over him
[11:00] <K2323> and actually cares for once
[11:00] <K2323> and is like
[11:00] <K2323> "Are you okay bro?"
[11:00] <K2323> and hes like "Eh been better"
[11:00] <K2323> then he goes evil again and Jikore steals his body
[11:00] <K2323> and Hik and Kai are like
[11:00] <K2323> "k lets find a spell that can stop him"
[11:00] <K2323> SO
[11:00] <K2323> they go to Astran
[11:01] <K2323> to like
[11:01] <K2323> the Hall Of The Ancestors
[11:01] <K2323> and they try to cast a spell to stop K2
[11:01] <K2323> but it does not work at first
[11:01] <K2323> and the Supreme Dragon shows up
[11:01] <K2323> hes like "yo kai whos this"
[11:01] <K2323> and Kais like "my sister"
[11:01] <K2323> and the Supreme Dragons like "okay bye"
[11:01] <K2323> and Hikaru tries the spell again
[11:01] <K2323> and it works this time
[11:02] <K2323> and Kai goes to get K2 at the End Of The World in Purgatory
[11:02] <K2323> and theres a giant rip in the sky
[11:02] <K2323> and Chaos is there
[11:02] <K2323> and he steals Kais Genesis Magic
[11:02] <K2323> and captures Kai
[11:02] <K2323> BUT SUDDENLY HIKARUS SPIRIT GUIDE APPEARS TO FREE HIM
[11:02] <K2323> And teaches him how to create his own spirit guide
[11:02] <K2323> YAY GO ERIF GO
[11:02] <~Hikaru> ...Oh god
[11:02] <K2323> *summon his own spirit guide
[11:02] <~Hikaru> What were we on..
[11:03] <K2323> so with the help from the spirit guides
[11:03] <K2323> THEY ESCAPE YAY
[11:03] <K2323> But
[11:03] <K2323> K2 is still evil
[11:03] <K2323> so
[11:03] <K2323> what happens now?
[11:03] <K2323> WELL
[11:03] <K2323> EPIC KICK BUTT BATTLE
[11:03] <K2323> and eventually
[11:03] <K2323> Chaos is defeated
[11:03] <K2323> and K2 goes back to normal
[11:03] <K2323> and Jikore is like "yo I'm getting out of here"
[11:03] <K2323> so all is well again right?
[11:03] <K2323> RIGHT?
[11:03] <K2323> WRONNNNNNGGG
[11:03] <K2323> Because because because
[11:04] <K2323> Core is evil and shit now
[11:04] <K2323> because of an ancient curse
[11:04] <K2323> and he takes over the Outerverse and all Hikarus shit
[11:04] <K2323> and causes all kinds of chaos
[11:04] <K2323> so Hikaru makes a potion to cure him
[11:04] <K2323> and hes all like "NO LOL"
[11:05] <K2323> But then at this bar when K2 and Kai and everyone are celebrating Core appears and K2 temporarily cures him
[11:05] <K2323> and Kai comes up to K2 in a trench jacket and cool disguise
[11:05] <K2323> and slips him a note
[11:05] <K2323> apparently the resistance is still on
[11:05] <K2323> so
[11:05] <K2323> more sibling fighting
[11:05] <K2323> meanwhile
[11:05] <K2323> Jikore is all like
[11:05] <K2323> "yo Council Of Assassins"
[11:05] <K2323> "I need to hire one of you to go avenge my dead boss"
[11:05] <K2323> and they're like "lolk"
[11:06] <K2323> so one of the assassins who just goes by Assassin while on the job (whats his real name!?)
[11:06] <K2323> he shows up
[11:06] <K2323> and hes like
[11:06] <K2323> "lol explosive spell circles"
[11:06] <K2323> and Hikarus like
[11:06] <K2323> "INARI!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?"
[11:06] <K2323> and K2's all like
[11:06] <K2323> "dude not cool"
[11:06] <K2323> and General The Purple Thumb is like
[11:06] <K2323> "HACKER NO HACKING
[11:06] <K2323> "
[11:06] <K2323> so
[11:07] <K2323> at the Border Line Hik and K2 (and Kai?) meet up and are all like
[11:07] <K2323> "lets stop him!"
[11:07] <K2323> so the fight against Assassin goes on for awhile until
[11:07] <K2323> at this weird abandoned warehouse
[11:07] <K2323> Kai and Assassin and negi of the Sage Three revive Chaos
[11:08] <K2323> and together they are plotting and planning when INARI GETS CAUGHT SPYING OH NO
[11:08] <K2323> Andd and and to rescue her Hikaru sends in the mysterious
[11:08] <K2323> KIA, GIRL VERSION OF KAI
[11:08] <K2323> but it doesn't work so Hikaru arrives and is all like
[11:08] <K2323> "YOUR PLANZ WILL NEVER WORK"
[11:08] <K2323> Meanwhile
[11:08] <K2323> K2 is also talking to Kai (what?)
[11:09] <K2323> And Kai is like "yeah that other Kai is my clone I've still been training, I never came back after the 1,000 years"
[11:09] <K2323> and K2 is like "GASP YOUR CLONE IS EVIL AND WENT ROGUE"
[11:09] <~Hikaru> (When you're done you need to post the one for my character and your character in a topic and call it "The OK in a nutshell"
[11:09] <K2323> k
[11:09] <K2323> and and and
[11:09] <K2323> K2 is like
[11:09] <K2323> "LET'S FIGHT DEM MAN"
[11:09] <K2323> and Emily gets kidnapped
[11:09] <K2323> and WAR OF DARKNESS TIME
[11:10] <K2323> And its a really bad war and Kai's Clone/KiaB summons an army of shadow creatures
[11:10] <K2323> and then everyone gets tired of fighting OOC and the OK dies for two months
[11:10] <K2323> and then it comes back and its all like
[11:10] <K2323> YAY WAR OVER
[11:10] <K2323> and everyones rebuilding
[11:10] <K2323> and on a cliff in the Outerverse K2's all like "I should find Hikaru it's almost that time again"
[11:11] <K2323> and Hik suddenly appears behind him and is like "YO BRO THAT WAS INTENSE"
[11:11] <K2323> And K2s like "lol"
[11:11] <K2323> and then K2s like
[11:11] <K2323> "Excel Tournament tiem?"
[11:11] <K2323> and Hiks like "DOMINATE"
[11:11] <K2323> and then then then
[11:11] <K2323> training
[11:11] <K2323> and K2 has a mysterious house guest
[11:11] <K2323> and its ACTUALLY ZERE but Hik doesnt know and K2 has no idea hes evil
[11:12] <K2323> and then K2 and Kai open a dimensional doorway and meet Konjan
[11:12] <K2323> but hes a boy now
[11:12] <K2323> and has no memory of K2 and Kai
[11:12] <K2323> and they train together
[11:12] <K2323> for the tournament
[11:12] <K2323> and nobody knows that Zere has placed seals on Kai to control him
[11:12] <K2323> and TOURNAMENT TIEM
[11:12] <K2323> and everyones all fighting and shit when
[11:12] <K2323> INVASION TIEM
[11:13] <K2323> And Zere gathers an army from District 23/Midnight Align
[11:13] <K2323> and reunites with his lover
[11:13] <K2323> and WAR WAR WAR IN THE ARENA
[11:13] <K2323> and K2s like "Kai how could u do this how"
[11:13] <K2323> and Kais like "im evil bro"
[11:13] <K2323> and EPIC FIGHTING
[11:13] <K2323> then Kais seal is supposedly removed but theres actually more than one seal on his body so everyone thinks Kais good again but hes not really
[11:13] <K2323> and Zere and his army run away
[11:14] <K2323> and now its time for a break in the tournament
[11:14] <K2323> and TRAINING TRAINING TRAINING
[11:14] <K2323> and then this girl named Hex appears
[11:14] <K2323> and conquers like three territories
[11:14] <K2323> and is all like "Sup K2's soldiers I'm just shopping"
[11:14] <K2323> and then shows up near Hik and Kai and Emily while they train
[11:14] <K2323> and is just like
[11:14] <K2323> "Imma sit on a log cabin"
[11:14] <K2323> and I think Kai flirts with her???
[11:15] <K2323> anyway then
[11:15] <K2323> NEW ARENA YAY
[11:15] <K2323> and this new arena is really cool
[11:15] <K2323> and EXCEL EXCEL EXCEL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[11:15] <K2323> And K2 is fucking awesome and kills Hikaru and her Phoenix powahs cant save her now bitch
[11:15] <K2323> but then he feels guilty and is like
[11:15] <K2323> "k you can live"
[11:15] <K2323> so he revives half of her
[11:15] <~Hikaru> (indirectly causing counterpart in the future >.>)
[11:15] <K2323> but shes a girl again
[11:16] <K2323> and shes like "WAH WAH WAH YUR MEAN"
[11:16] <K2323> and K2s like "whatevah"
[11:16] <K2323> and K2 babysits Hik for the rest of the tournament cause Emily is buysy
[11:16] <K2323> *busy
[11:16] <K2323> and then FINALLY DURING THE LAST FIGHT
[11:16] <K2323> ITS TIME FOR THE AWESOME BATTLE OF EMILY VS KAI
[11:16] <K2323> But Kai is all like
[11:16] <K2323> "jk im still evil yo"
[11:16] <K2323> and attacks again
[11:16] <K2323> and Zere comes back
[11:16] <K2323> again
[11:17] <K2323> and this time
[11:17] <K2323> hes like
[11:17] <K2323> "I CAN KILL YOU NOW K2"
[11:17] <K2323> And K2s like
[11:17] <K2323> "Yeah right"
[11:17] <K2323> and Zere kills K2
[11:17] <K2323> and Emily shows up before he can punish Hikaru for failing
[11:17] <K2323> and she protects the five year old Hikaru
[11:17] <K2323> AND BUBBLE SPELL TIEM
[11:17] <~Hikaru> (Oh so THAT'S what he was gonna do)
[11:17] <K2323> and they're trapped in a weird bubble in the observation deck
[11:18] <K2323> yes
[11:18] <K2323> in the anime I make it more obvious
[11:18] <K2323> there are times in the series before we introduce Zere where Hiks like
[11:18] <K2323> talking to her "ancestors" who issue her ultimatiums
[11:18] <K2323> You may remember that RPing that
[11:18] <K2323> in the RP she was like
[11:18] <K2323> "GIVE ME A FEW MORE DAYS"
[11:18] <K2323> to her 'ancestors'
[11:19] <K2323> but its actually Zere
[11:19] <K2323> so yeah he shows up and punishes her
[11:19] <K2323> now where were we
[11:19] <K2323> oh yeds
[11:19] <K2323> *yes
[11:19] <K2323> EVERYONE KICKS BUTT but Zere is still alive and K2 is deads
[11:19] <K2323> And Emily and Hik hide out in the Spirit Realm
[11:19] <K2323> And K2323 is there and somehow not in suspended animation
[11:19] <K2323> and hes like "sup im dead"
[11:19] <K2323> and they're like "yup"
[11:20] <K2323> and K2s like "k so I can do this really complex spell where Zere takes my place as being dead and I bind him to time under the chains that we locked time with"
[11:20] <K2323> and Emily is all like
[11:20] <K2323> "wtf fine do it"
[11:20] <K2323> and K2s like "k"
[11:20] <K2323> so K2 does thayt
[11:20] <K2323> *that
[11:20] <K2323> and goes back to the living
[11:20] <K2323> and they all remove Kais seals
[11:21] <K2323> and then for some reason go to a playground
[11:21] <K2323> and then then then
[11:21] <K2323> NEW TERRITORIES
[11:21] <K2323> And Atlantis is all like
[11:21] <K2323> "cool we want some
[11:21] <K2323> "
[11:21] <K2323> and Kai is all like
[11:21] <K2323> "NO MY TERRITORY"
[11:21] <K2323> and then theres a fight
[11:21] <K2323> on planets
[11:21] <~Hikaru> (What about the part whre they met Chaos in the Spirit Realm as their father?
[11:22] <K2323> that was during the 30 years of training
[11:22] <K2323> I think
[11:22] <K2323> yeah
[11:22] <Lyoko222> You made your point... Shes a fucked up bitch.
[11:22] <K2323> they didnt realize that their father was Chaos
[11:22] <K2323> cause when they meet up with him later and hes Chaos
[11:22] <K2323> he looks different
[11:22] <K2323> and speaks different
[11:22] <~Hikaru> Shoo, he's recounting the OK in anutshel.. in a very hilarious recount
[11:23] <K2323> and the name they used for him was Catorcius not Chaos
[11:23] <K2323> he uses his real name of Chaos when hes evil
[11:23] <K2323> SO WHERE WAS I
[11:23] <K2323> OH YEAH
[11:23] <K2323> so so so
[11:23] <K2323> CAUSE ATLANTIS IS A COLONY OF K2s
[11:23] <K2323> Hik and co are like "lets fucking kill dem bitches"
[11:23] <K2323> and go all Akatsuki/Buffy The Vampire slayer
[11:23] <K2323> and create Project: MEXICO
[11:24] <K2323> and while we are on the subject
[11:24] <K2323> wtf is up with Mexico and this RP
[11:24] <K2323> before Japae was Japae it was Japan and before that it was Mexico
[11:24] <K2323> and then we had Project Mexico
[11:24] <K2323> and then we had the Mexta Space Station
[11:24] <K2323> seriously
[11:24] <K2323> wtfd
[11:24] <K2323> *wtf
[11:24] <K2323> but anyway
[11:24] <K2323> SO evil planz time
[11:24] <K2323> and Hik and Kai dominate Atlantis
[11:24] <K2323> and meanwhile
[11:24] <K2323> K2s all like
[11:25] <K2323> in his study/bedroom reading Twilight
[11:25] <K2323> when Emily shows up and shes like "ooooooh K22222222"
[11:25] <K2323> and K2s like "
[11:25] <K2323> what bitch im reading"
[11:25] <K2323> and shes like "but im horny"
[11:25] <K2323> and hes like
[11:25] <K2323> "oh"
[11:25] <~Hikaru> Oh god, the time I dared emily to seduce him
[11:25] <K2323> and then she starts making out with him
[11:25] <K2323> and K2 dies cause wtf its a girl
[11:26] <K2323> jk by that point K2 had already married and had a kid so K2 dies from poison lip stick what a lame way to die I mean really
[11:26] <K2323> hes a sage and can survive in space but poison lip stick kills him
[11:26] <K2323> \I sense a plot hole
[11:26] <K2323> but anyway
[11:26] <K2323> when K2 dies meanwhile in the Era Valley a fucking comet falls out of the sky
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[11:28] <K23239> where was I
[11:28] <Lyoko222> poison
[11:28] <K23239> right
[11:28] <K23239> [11:25] <K2323> and K2 dies cause wtf its a girl [11:26] <K2323> jk by that point K2 had already married and had a kid so K2 dies from poison lip stick what a lame way to die I mean really [11:26] <K2323> hes a sage and can survive in space but poison lip stick kills him [11:26] <K2323> \I sense a plot hole [11:26] <K2323> but anyway [11:26] <K2323> when K2 dies meanwhile in the Era Valley a fucking comet falls out of the sky
[11:29] <K23239> which makes no real sense
[11:29] <K23239> because
[11:29] <K23239> I don't think theres a space in the Sage Dimension
[11:29] <K23239> and wouldnt a comet like
[11:29] <K23239> destroy a lot of stuff
[11:29] <K23239> but anyway
[11:29] <K23239> the comet is just K2s way of delivering a holographic message
[11:29] <K23239> which is really inconvenient
[11:29] <K23239> why the fuck didnt he just
[11:30] <K23239> send the holographic message
[11:30] <K23239> why did he have to destroy stuff
[11:30] <K23239> but I admit
[11:30] <K23239> that looks cool
[11:30] <K23239> you have to give him credit for style
[11:30] <K23239> So
[11:30] <K23239> Kaleb Tyris II (in the anime hes just called Cal)
[11:30] <K23239> he has Genesis powahs now
[11:30] <K23239> and hes like
[11:31] <K23239> "DAD YOUR DEAD I NEVER KNEW I EVEN HAD A DAD"
[11:31] <K23239> and Julia is all like
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[11:31] <K23239> "GO FULFILL YOUR FATHERS LEGACY SON"
[11:31] <K23239> And hes like
[11:31] <K23239> "but moooom do I have to"
[11:31] <K23239> and shes like
[11:31] <K23239> "yes"
[11:31] <K23239> so he comes to our dimension
[11:31] <K23239> and even though hes a little kid somehow survives Kai and Hikaru and their followers waging war
[11:32] <K23239> but Emily is guilty now
[11:32] <K23239> and revives K2
[11:32] <K23239> which marks like the billionth time K2 has come back from the dead
[11:32] <K23239> so K2 goes back to Japae and is like
[11:32] <K23239> "SON"
[11:32] <K23239> and Cal is like
[11:32] <K23239> "DAD"
[11:32] <K23239> and K2 is like
[11:32] <K23239> "SON"
[11:32] <K23239> and Cal is like
[11:32] <K23239> "DAD"
[11:32] <K23239> and then
[11:33] <K23239> then K2 is all like "stop attacking Atlantis guys"
[11:33] <K23239> and he makes a magical nuke
[11:33] <K23239> and uses it on Kais kingdom
[11:33] <K23239> and Kais like
[11:33] <K23239> "k"
[11:33] <K23239> and then the war is over
[11:33] <K23239> and Logan is like "lol thanks K2 btw"
[11:33] <K23239> and K2s like "yes?"
[11:34] <K23239> and Logans like "we wanna be free bitch fuck you and your help"
[11:34] <K23239> and then Atlantian War For Independence
[11:34] <K23239> and on a giant platform in a pocket dimension Logan recounts his entire past as he and K2 fight
[11:34] <K23239> and then K2 AND LOGANS NEGI FORM
[11:35] <K23239> Logans negi is Devyn and we won't see him again till Season 5 of SP when Logans like "hey K2323 make Devyn a character and a part of the Anrufe that'd be cool you play him better though"
[11:35] <K23239> and I was like "sure"
[11:35] <K23239> but I'm getting ahead of myself
[11:35] <K23239> so Logan and K2 team up to fight the negi
[11:35] <K23239> but they summon a massive army of the dead
[11:35] <K23239> so theres an epic fight
[11:36] <K23239> and during the fight KiaB, Zere, Chaos, Assassin, White, and Black are all like
[11:36] <K23239> "lol Anrufe"
[11:36] <K23239> and then Atlantis is free
[11:36] <K23239> and the battle against the dead is over
[11:36] <K23239> and theres not much fighting between the Sage Three now
[11:36] <K23239> and and and
[11:36] <K23239> the Starclan appears! (uh oh)
[11:37] <K23239> and they're like "hey guys we don't wanna be isolationists anymore come party with us"
[11:37] <K23239> so people go to their party on Planet Star
[11:37] <K23239> and Emily appears to confront K2 over their romance and stuff
[11:37] <K23239> when Jeff Star the leader of the Starclan interrupts their conversation
[11:37] <K23239> and Emily kills Jeff by slamming him into a brick wall
[11:38] <K23239> and OH NO NOW JEFFREY WILL TAKE OVER AND FORM AN ARMY OF BLADES AND STUFF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE EMILY
[11:38] <K23239> but that wont be important till GE Season 1 so
[11:38] <K23239> so then Logans all like
[11:39] <K23239> "lalalalala me and General Gaserlake whos an Aralang with amesia who is my general we're all like taking a day off to like golf and stuff"
[11:39] <K23239> WHEN SUDDENLY
[11:39] <K23239> Future!Zak appears (lol present Zak hasn't even been born yet)
[11:39] <K23239> and Future!Zak whos Logans son from the future is all like "DAD YOU HAVE TO STOP THE ANDROIDS"
[11:39] <K23239> jk
[11:39] <K23239> hes actually like
[11:40] <K23239> "DAD YOU HAVE TO STOP THE TWILIGHT KING"
[11:40] <K23239> who we later renamed Zirridian to avoid being sued
[11:40] <K23239> So meanwhile this guy Derek
[11:40] <K23239> hes over on the planet Germany just chillin when he gets this visit
[11:40] <K23239> from like a messenger of Zirridian or something
[11:40] <K23239> and Derek is all like
[11:41] <K23239> "YEAH SURE I'LL BECOME PART OF THE EMPIRE YOUZ GONNA FORM"
[11:41] <K23239> and the Anrufe breaks into Atlantis and steals Twilight Water, whatever that is
[11:41] <K23239> so on the day that Zirridian is supposed to arrive from the future
[11:41] <K23239> everyone shows up
[11:41] <K23239> and the Anrufe and Derek and the Germans are all like
[11:42] <K23239> "yeeeeaaah lets fight"
[11:42] <K23239> and Zirridian arrives
[11:42] <K23239> and is like "hey guys"
[11:42] <K23239> but
[11:42] <K23239> LOGAN AND HIS FRIENDS ARE THERE TOO OH NO
[11:42] <K23239> and the epic battle begins
[11:42] <K23239> And Hikaru shows up halfway through
[11:42] <K23239> and shes like
[11:42] <K23239> "Eh imma do what nobody expects me to do and fight with Logan just cause nobody saw it coming"
[11:43] <K23239> so so so the battle takes place and in the end its a standstill
[11:43] <K23239> and then Zirridians all like "Imma go start my new Twilight Empire in another galaxy, hey Derek, wanna lead it in this galaxy till I'm ready to come back?"
[11:43] <K23239> and Derek's all like
[11:43] <K23239> "SURE"
[11:43] <K23239> so guys wtf happened to Kai during all this
[11:44] <K23239> well idk but he begins to go bipolar
[11:44] <K23239> cause Hikaru and Ino and Emily and all them are like
[11:44] <K23239> "LOL WE HAVE KAI'S SOUL"
[11:44] <K23239> and this massive battle for Kai's Soul begins
[11:44] <K23239> and black markets and stuff
[11:44] <K23239> and normally this would be very hard to explain in the anime but I managed to stretch it out to last two seasons
[11:44] <K23239> and and and in the end IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
[11:45] <K23239> I mean
[11:45] <K23239> in the end Konjans like
[11:45] <K23239> "you guys are mean"
[11:45] <K23239> and seals Kai's soul into a sidewalk somewhere wtf
[11:45] <~Hikaru> Don't forget Kai suiciding
[11:45] <K23239> SHH SPOILERS
[11:45] <K23239> IM GETTING TO IT
[11:45] <K23239> and Kai goes missing and is all depressed as a result of the violent mood swings that happen when people keep changing his mood via his soul
[11:46] <K23239> so Kai is like
[11:46] <K23239> "fuck it"
[11:46] <K23239> and tries to kill himself
[11:46] <K23239> but is actually faking
[11:46] <K23239> and is just leaving so he doesnt have to deal with drama
[11:46] <K23239> and goes to a different dimension
[11:46] <K23239> BUT HE KINDA ON ACCIDENT OPENS THE DOORWAY TO EREBUS FROM WITHIN THE DRAGON TWIN VORTEX
[11:46] <K23239> so hes like
[11:46] <K23239> "....Fuck."
[11:47] <K23239> and then he contacts K2 and like
[11:47] <K23239> sends him a message
[11:47] <K23239> and hes like
[11:48] <K23239> "Yo brother. I'm still alive and I kinda sorta opened the doorway to the darkness. Sooo yeah in about ten years we're going to have to fight a reaaaally scary evil darkness. You should go find your son Cal and my son Ryuu and train them for the next ten years."
[11:48] <K23239> So what does K2 do? welll hes a dumbass and doesnt do that
[11:48] <K23239> and hes all like
[11:48] <K23239> "Hey Konjan train my kid and nephew for awhile"
[11:48] <K23239> and Konjans like
[11:48] <K23239> "k"
[11:48] <K23239> And K2 goes to find Kai
[11:49] <K23239> And then I don't know how Hik chooses to explain it in the RP but in the anime Hikaru is all like
[11:49] <K23239> "Well this is boring I don't have anyone to fight now"
[11:49] <K23239> and then shes like
[11:49] <K23239> "Hey wait a second almost everyone who followed me is dead now"
[11:49] <K23239> and then shes like "maybe I should have protected them in all those battles.... nah"
[11:49] <K23239> and then shes like
[11:50] <K23239> "HEY EMILY AND INO LETS GO ON A VACATION TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR LIKE TEN YEARS"
[11:50] <K23239> and they're like
[11:50] <K23239> "k"
[11:50] <K23239> and THEN ATLANTIS AND THE TWILIGHT ARE ALL THAT REMAINS =D
[11:50] <K23239> AND TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY
[11:50] <K23239> and THAT is the OK in a nutshell
[11:50] * K23239 breaths in a huge gasp of air
[11:58] <K23239> ten years later. why ten idk. actually wait.
[11:58] <K23239> Everything always happens ten years later
[11:59] <K23239> wtf is up with ten
[11:59] <K23239> so like
[11:59] <K23239> TECH EVERYWHERE GUYS
[11:59] <K23239> and theres the big bad ALLIANCE of tech users
[11:59] <K23239> and Derek and Eric and Logan and some NPC leaders are all like
[12:00] <K23239> "guys lets play poker in the meeting room where K2323 and Hik and Kai met up all the time"
[12:00] <K23239> so theyre playing poker and discussing the threat of the evil TACHON *cough* Ori *cough*
[12:00] <K23239> and theyre all like aaaaah scientology
[12:01] <K23239> WHEN SUDDENLY A WILD K2323 APPEARS
[12:01] <K23239> And hes alll like "sup"
[12:01] <K23239> and Eric is like "OH WOW YOU'RE THE LEGENDARY K2323"
[12:01] <K23239> And K2s like "yup"
[12:01] <K23239> and Hikaru shows up
[12:01] <K23239> but what the fuck
[12:01] <K23239> how the hell did Hikaru and K2 who havent seen each other in ten years show up at the same time
[12:02] <K23239> and Hiks like "BRO THEY'RE USING TECHNOLOGY THEY DESTROYED OUR PRECIOUS KINGDOMS"
[12:02] <~Hikaru> (Hikaru sensed K2s magic signature?)
[12:02] <K23239> thats what I said in the anime
[12:02] <K23239> and K2s like "what"
[12:02] <K23239> and Hikarus like "THEY RUINED IIIIT"
[12:02] <K23239> So K2's like
[12:03] <Lyoko222> How many memes can you fit in this summary?
[12:03] <K23239> idk jkasskl
[12:03] <K23239> "Hey the name 'First Sage War' sounds cool"
[12:03] <K23239> And Logans like "meanie"
[12:04] <K23239> and K2s like "whatevs I'm just gonna go back to Japae and chill for awhile y'all are giving me a headahce"
[12:04] <K23239> BUT THE TWILIGHT OWNS JAPAE NOW
[12:04] <K23239> AND CHINA
[12:04] <K23239> AND RUSSIA
[12:04] <K23239> DUDE
[12:04] <K23239> So K2 is like
[12:04] <K23239> "NOOOOOOOOO"
[12:05] <K23239> So so so K2 gathers up all the sages in hiding from his kingdom and Hikaru's kingdom and Kai's kingdom and is like
[12:05] <K23239> "SAGES UNITE GO GO GO"
[12:05] <K23239> and meanwhile the Starclan is being attacked by the FreedomClan!
[12:05] <K23239> And the FreedomClan is all like "lol"
[12:05] <K23239> And Starclan is all like "ALLIANCE CAN YOU plz halp us!?"
[12:06] <K23239> and Alliance is like "k"
[12:06] <K23239> And and and in the end the Alliance sides with the FreedomClan instead cause the Starclan is being annoying
[12:06] <K23239> and the Sage War's final battle is K2 vs Logan AGAIN
[12:06] <K23239> and this time Logan has cool tech gadgets
[12:07] <K23239> so K2323 is gonna unleash the WHITE GENESIS DRAGON OH GOSH
[12:07] <K23239> and hes all like
[12:07] <K23239> "FIRST STAGEE!!!"
[12:07] <K23239> and the First Stage happens
[12:07] <K23239> and then hes like "SECOND STAGE!!!"
[12:07] <K23239> and the Second Stage happens
[12:07] <K23239> and hes about to completely unlock half of the Genesis King when
[12:07] <K23239> Logans like
[12:07] <K23239> "EVERYONE LETS STOP HIM"
[12:08] <K23239> and K2 is defeated by like AM Fields and stuff
[12:08] <K23239> and K2s like
[12:08] <K23239> "okay you win"
[12:08] <K23239> and K2 is put on a prison ship
[12:08] <K23239> and hes being transported to an Alliance prison when
[12:08] <K23239> MEANWHILE AT GROUND ISLAND
[12:08] <K23239> KiaB is like "*yawn* guys I had a nice ten year nap"
[12:08] <K23239> and Chaos and co are like "Hey sleepy head ready to conquer the universe?"
[12:09] <K23239> and KiaB's like "lol yes"
[12:09] <K23239> and the Anrufe shoots down the Alliance prison ship that K2 is in
[12:09] <K23239> and it lands on a snowy outpost world of the Anrufe
[12:09] <K23239> and K2 is captured by the Alliance
[12:09] <K23239> when SUDDENLY LOGAN AND ZAK WHO'S NOW A TEENAGER.. wait
[12:10] <K23239> okay so in the anime Zak is born during the Kai's Soul Arc.
[12:10] <K23239> AKA ten years ago.
[12:10] <K23239> And and and
[12:10] <K23239> Logan is at the time adventuring with Konjan in South
[12:10] <K23239> Well
[12:10] <K23239> Hell
[12:10] <K23239> And Princess Cia who's Zaks mom is all like
[12:10] <K23239> "I DON'T WANNA BE A MOM HERE EMILY YOU TAKE HIM" and runs off
[12:11] <K23239> so Emily's like
[12:11] <K23239> "OH GOSH I'M A MOM NOW"
[12:11] <K23239> but but but Zak for some reason has a strange bond to Kai's soul
[12:11] <K23239> so Zak gets kidnapped by Kai's followers
[12:11] <K23239> and as Kai's soul continues to get passed around Zak begins to rapidly age
[12:11] <K23239> so when the soul is sealed hes like seven
[12:12] <K23239> \and then Logan comes back and hes reunited with daddy and Emily's like "I THOUGHT I WAS A MOM I'M EMOTIONALLY INSECURE NOW"
[12:12] <K23239> so right back to the present
[12:12] <K23239> Logan and a seventeen year old Zak saves K2 and they're like "lol hey"
[12:13] <K23239> and K2's like "WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE THE ANRUFE IS BACK GUYS"
[12:13] <K23239> And they're like "k you're still going to jail"
[12:13] <K23239> but as they're leaving the planet one ship which Logan and Derek and Zak are in GETS SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE THAT RANDOMLY FORMS NEAR THE PLANET AND THEN VANISHES
[12:14] <K23239> but K2s ship gets away and they take him back to Border Line
[12:14] <K23239> Soooo Logan and Derek and Zak are all like "Tachon Galaxy what"
[12:14] <~Hikaru> ...That's not convenient plot hole at all
[12:14] <K23239> what
[12:14] <~Hikaru> Sarcasm
[12:14] <K23239> which part
[12:14] <~Hikaru> Black hole that appears out of nwohere and vanishes
[12:14] <K23239> it wasnt actually random
[12:15] <K23239> the Tachon kidnapsers them for sex
[12:15] <K23239> okay not for se
[12:15] <K23239> x
[12:15] <K23239> but still
[12:15] <K23239> Derek and Logan are all like
[12:15] <~Hikaru> Continue
[12:15] <K23239> "OH GOSH ITS THE TACHON GALAXY"
[12:15] <K23239> and like
[12:16] <K23239> the Tachon ships appear and are like
[12:16] <K23239> "sup you're coming with us"
[12:16] <K23239> so Logan and Derek and Zak are taken prisoners by the Tachon
[12:16] <K23239> and K2 is back on Border Line and like "WHAT HAPPENED"
[12:16] <K23239> and they're like
[12:16] <K23239> "Eh Tachon"
[12:16] <K23239> and K2's like "I CAN HELPZ I SAW THE BLACK HOLE I CAN TRACE IT"
[12:17] <K23239> And they're like "k heres some ships"
[12:17] <K23239> so K2 and the Alliance fleet set off to the Tachon Galaxy in hopes of finding Logan and Derek and Zak and rescuing them and K2's like "I CAN BE FREE AGAIN"
[12:18] <K23239> And Derek meets some of the Tachon leaders and they poison him with a gas known as Nalaitidin.
[12:18] <K23239> yeah I know weird name like what
[12:18] <K23239> I mean really
[12:18] <K23239> okay I maaaaybe came up with the name
[12:19] <K23239> BUT LOL LOGAN AND DEREK MEET LUCAS THE GREAT TACHON LEADER
[12:19] <K23239> And hes like
[12:19] <K23239> "Dude get up I removed the poison from you an hour ago"
[12:19] <~Hikaru> ...
[12:19] <K23239> and Derek's like
[12:19] <K23239> "oh"
[12:19] <~Hikaru> They have a weird as hell named gas yet their leader is named Lucas...
[12:19] <~Hikaru> What?
[12:19] <K23239> my fault
[12:20] <K23239> at this point BK had given me control of the Ori
[12:20] <K23239> soooo WEEKS LATER
[12:20] <K23239> Logan and Derek and Zak are still prisoners and like
[12:21] <K23239> the Alliance show up under K2s leadership and are all like
[12:21] <K23239> "YO TACHON GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE LETS FIGHT"
[12:21] <~Hikaru> (Lol have them gotten experimented on during that time)
[12:21] <K23239> lol good idea
[12:21] <K23239> so the Tachon ships show up and are all like
[12:21] <K23239> "sup"
[12:21] <K23239> and then poison the Alliance with Nalaitidin
[12:21] <K23239> and the ships are all like OH NO
[12:22] <K23239> And THEN the WHITE SABORAIN EMPIRE of the Alliance is all like
[12:22] <~Hikaru> Because ships can totally talk
[12:22] <K23239> oh def
[12:22] <K23239> Aralang ships could XD
[12:22] <K23239> The White Saborians are like
[12:22] <K23239> "yo we're jking Alliance we're traitors"
[12:22] <K23239> and the Alliance is like "cool joke"
[12:23] <K23239> and then the White Saborians on Border Line ambush the others
[12:23] <K23239> and the fleet in the Tachon Galaxy begins a massive fight among each other as they continue to be poisoned
[12:23] <K23239> and Kalebs like "wait lets just use the air supply system of the ship to filter out the gas"
[12:23] <K23239> so they do
[12:23] <K23239> and they offer the White Saborian ships
[12:23] <K23239> help
[12:23] <K23239> and they're like
[12:23] <K23239> "NO"
[12:23] <~Hikaru> I kinda have to wonder why Hikaru wasn't retaking things over during this entire episode
[12:24] <K23239> So the White Saborians on the ship die
[12:24] <K23239> this was the season 9 finale
[12:24] <K23239> XD
[12:24] <~Hikaru> Still have to wonder why
[12:24] <K23239> yeah
[12:24] <~Hikaru> If everyone was away fighting
[12:24] <K23239> WELL ANYWAY
[12:24] <K23239> SO SEASON 10 TIEMS but still actually Season 1 of Ge
[12:24] <K23239> *GE
[12:24] <K23239> the second half of Season 1 of GE
[12:24] <K23239> so so so
[12:25] <K23239> Konjan and Cal show up at Border Line after the White Saborians leave and are all like
[12:25] <K23239> "y'all sick"
[12:25] <K23239> and start healing
[12:25] <K23239> and everyones like
[12:25] <K23239> "WE HAVE TO STOP THE WHITE SABORIANS"
[12:25] <K23239> And then they're like
[12:26] <K23239> "OH NO GENERAL SAKURA/MIA FROM THE K EMPIRE GOT KIDNAPPED WHICH MAKES NO SENSE CAUSE SHE HASN'T BEEN AROUND SINCE THE START OF THE OK BUT K2323 KEPT HER CHARACTER IN THE ANIME TO ADD MORE DIMENSION TO THINGS"
[12:27] <K23239> and meanwhilleee on Planet Star
[12:27] <~Hikaru> (and for a concubine)
[12:27] <K23239> what
[12:27] <K23239> oh
[12:27] <K23239> no
[12:27] <K23239> lol
[12:27] <K23239> so so like
[12:27] <K23239> On Planet Star
[12:27] <K23239> the FreedomClan have this guy named Darius
[12:27] <K23239> whos posing as a Starclanner
[12:28] <K23239> and this actual Starclanner named Ralla is like
[12:28] <~Hikaru> By the way, might have to rename starclan
[12:28] <K23239> Why
[12:28] <~Hikaru>
http://souleater.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Clan[12:28] <K23239> if we have to we'll just call them the Suvian
[12:28] <~Hikaru> We were beat
[12:29] <K23239> damn
[12:29] <K23239> XD
[12:29] <K23239> anyway
[12:29] <K23239> "WOW YOU'RE A COOL FIGHTER"
[12:29] <K23239> and Darius is like
[12:29] <K23239> "yeah"
[12:29] <K23239> and Ralla is like
[12:30] <K23239> "HERE YOU SHOULD BE PART OF OUR ARMY AND BE IN A REALLY HIGH OFFICE I TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH WE JUST MET"
[12:30] <K23239> but then later Darius feels guilty and tries to tell the Starclan about the FreedomClan but before he can the FreedomClan catches him
[12:30] <K23239> MEANWHILE
[12:30] <K23239> AGENT SUMMERS ANOTHER FREEDOMCLAN LEADER IS LIKE
[12:31] <K23239> "hey guys we'll help against the White Saborians"
[12:31] <K23239> and the Alliance is like
[12:31] <K23239> "Cool thanks"
[12:31] <K23239> And Jeffrey Star is like
[12:31] <K23239> "I WANT TECHNOLOGY"
[12:31] <K23239> And the Alliance in the Tachon Galaxy try to come home
[12:31] <K23239> after they rescue
[12:31] <K23239> Derek and Logan
[12:32] <~Hikaru> (What about Eric?)
[12:32] <K23239> Zak
[12:32] <K23239> Eric is still at Border Line
[12:32] <K23239> yeah and Zak too
[12:32] <K23239> So theyre all about to go home when
[12:32] <K23239> SUDDENLY THE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD OF A NEARBY PLANET INTENSIFIES AND THEY ALL GET SUCKED DOWN ONTO IT
[12:33] <K23239> and then they're all like
[12:33] <K23239> "hey look its a factory"
[12:33] <K23239> and they go inside
[12:33] <K23239> and the TACHON ARE MAKING KILLER ROBOT MACHINES
[12:33] <K23239> and James the leader of the White Saborian is captured by the Tachon
[12:34] <K23239> And they bring him and the entire White Saborian to the Tachon Galaxy!
[12:34] <K23239> And Lucas is like
[12:34] <K23239> "Hey James wanna be my general"
[12:34] <K23239> and James is like "Maybe"
[12:34] <K23239> and then Lucas is like "GO BRAINWASHING POWAHS"
[12:34] <K23239> And James is like "k"
[12:35] <K23239> And and and THEN on the factory planet the Alliance tries to sabotage the factory to stop the killer machines from being made.
[12:35] <K23239> wait this sounds like terminator
[12:35] <K23239> kinda
[12:35] <K23239> and and and stargate replicators
[12:35] <K23239> BUT THEN LUCAS COMES TO THE FACTORY WORLD
[12:35] <K23239> and hes like
[12:35] <K23239> "NO MY BEAUTIFUL MACHINES"
[12:35] <K23239> and the Alliance is like "suck it"
[12:36] <K23239> And then this weird slime alien shows up
[12:36] <K23239> and he takes control of the Machine
[12:36] <~Hikaru> ...
[12:36] <K23239> s
[12:36] <K23239> *machines
[12:36] <K23239> and Lucas is like
[12:36] <K23239> "YOU! YOU'RE THAT SLIME ALIEN THAT KILLED MY FAMILY WHEN I WAS LITTLE!"
[12:36] <K23239> and the Slime can't talk but if he could he'd be like
[12:36] <~Hikaru> ...wait what?
[12:36] <K23239> "yup"
[12:36] <K23239> what?
[12:36] <~Hikaru> That was just so totally random
[12:37] <K23239> what part?
[12:37] <~Hikaru> Slime alien
[12:37] <K23239> again my fault
[12:37] <K23239> a slime alien lives on the planet that the factory was built on
[12:37] <K23239> He killed Lucas's family when they lived there
[12:37] <K23239> when he was little
[12:37] <K23239> and the Tachon abandoned the planet
[12:37] <~Hikaru> So Lucas is so stupid as to build the factory on that planet?
[12:37] <K23239> then they forgot about the slime and years later came back and built a factory
[12:37] <K23239> XD
[12:38] <K23239> SO YEAH
[12:38] <K23239> the Slime Alien takes control of the machines and NOW HE HAS A MACHINE ARMY
[12:38] <K23239> meanwhile the Alliance is like "LETS GET OUT OF HERE"
[12:38] <K23239> but they have hundreds of ships
[12:38] <K23239> and the gravitational force of the planet is keeping them pulled down
[12:38] <K23239> and the Tachon fleet is in orbit attacking them
[12:39] <K23239> and the Machines are on the ground attacking them and the Tachon both
[12:39] <~Hikaru> Where's K2 in all of this?
[12:39] <K23239> with the fleet
[12:39] <K23239> so yeah the fleet is like
[12:39] <K23239> "Don't mind us!"
[12:40] <K23239> and the Machines and Tachon eventually just fight each other and the fleet escapes
[12:40] <K23239> and hyperspaces back to the Milky Way
[12:40] <K23239> and they send a warning transmission home since it'll be awhile before they get there
[12:40] <K23239> so the Alliance is like
[12:40] <K23239> "LET'S BUILD AN ARMY AND GO FIGHT THE WHITE SABORIANS" cause they don't know that the White Saborians left the galaxy
[12:41] <K23239> and they're all like
[12:41] <K23239> "Hey sages we know we crushed your kingdoms and enslaved you all but you should help us"
[12:41] <K23239> and the sages being the nice people they are mostly go "sure"
[12:41] <K23239> well
[12:41] <K23239> not exactly
[12:42] <K23239> BUT EVENTUALLY THEY REACH A COMPROMISE AND YAY KILLER ARMY TO FIGHT THE WHITE SABORIANS
[12:42] <Lyoko222> How long is this?
[12:42] <K23239> very
[12:42] <K23239> But then the fleet goes to kick White Saborian ass and nobody's home and they're like
[12:43] <K23239> "fuck that was a waste of training and gas"
[12:43] <K23239> and then the Alliance fleet arrives home from the Tachon galaxy and is like "sup guys"
[12:43] <~Hikaru> It's all the way from 2006 to present, how long do you think Lyoko?
[12:43] <K23239> and everyone gets ready to fight the massive Tachon forces coming to destroy them
[12:43] <K23239> BUT BUT BUT
[12:43] <K23239> yeah we're still in late 2007
[12:44] <K23239> MEANWHILE
[12:44] <K23239> The Tachons and the Machines are fighting for control of their galaxy
[12:44] <K23239> so yeah lucky us right
[12:44] <K23239> or not because while the Tachon can't spare the resources the Machines can cause they're huuuuge
[12:45] <K23239> so they come to the Milky Way to Border Line and NO ITS INVASION OF THE MACHINES
[12:45] <~Hikaru> (And EArth just sits there calmly untouched through all of this)
[12:45] <K23239> The Alliance protected Earth
[12:46] <K23239> and kept the citizens in the dark
[12:46] <K23239> I tried to attack Earth several times in the RP
[12:46] <K23239> SOOO the combined Alliance-FreedomClan fleet is all like "MACHINE BATTLE TIME"
[12:47] <K23239> and they trap the machines that tried invading Border Line in a black hole
[12:47] <K23239> BUT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT THERE ARE WHITE SABORIANS ON A MOON OF A PLANET CALLED DUNE
[12:48] <K23239> so Logan and General Gaserlake are like
[12:48] <K23239> "LETS GO CHECK IT OUT"
[12:48] <K23239> and they arrive on the moon when naked tribal warriors (UnStellar controlled them lol) knock them out
[12:49] <K23239> MEANWHILE
Other half coming up
