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Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« on: June 16, 2011, 11:39:07 AM »
Because Fake Character creation wasn't funny enough. It's time we go all the way.

New Grimoire Entry

Spiral Energy

Spiral Energy is an ability innate in beings that have double helix DNA, particularly humans. It is this power that allows them to evolve. It is a mysterious power; the amount of it varies from human to human and it completely ignores the law of conservation of energy, allowing it to create mass at will. Spiral Energy is a philosophy and way of life for those that wield it, the main weapon that fully uses this power being the drill, for it exemplifies it's continuous forward motion and unending evolution. Spiral energy actively defies the law of conservation of energy and has infinite potential along with a myriad of applications.
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 11:08:18 AM »
Technology:

The Perfect Fireman's Ax: IT'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!



It makes all that stuff happen too.
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 11:24:54 AM »
Quote from: Lovecraftguy on June 21, 2011, 11:08:18 AM
Technology:

The Perfect Fireman's Ax: IT'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!



It makes all that stuff happen too.

Oh. No.
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 11:47:04 AM »
Oh. Yes.
*hefts the ax above his head*
Now approve or I'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 11:51:52 AM »
Lolapproved.
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 11:55:40 AM »
YAY!
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 12:02:52 PM »
Aw...
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2011, 11:13:56 AM »
Quote from: Gunslingah on June 16, 2011, 11:39:07 AM
Because Fake Character creation wasn't funny enough. It's time we go all the way.

New Grimoire Entry

Spiral Energy

Spiral Energy is an ability innate in beings that have double helix DNA, particularly humans. It is this power that allows them to evolve. It is a mysterious power; the amount of it varies from human to human and it completely ignores the law of conservation of energy, allowing it to create mass at will. Spiral Energy is a philosophy and way of life for those that wield it, the main weapon that fully uses this power being the drill, for it exemplifies it's continuous forward motion and unending evolution. Spiral energy actively defies the law of conservation of energy and has infinite potential along with a myriad of applications.

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Lagann

Powered by Simon's Spiral Energy, this shit fucks everything up.
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 11:19:19 PM »
Character Name: Hikaru Tyris (FireSage)
Age: OLLLLD
Gender: Female
Race:  1/2 Anarchaic Pony, 1/4 Phoenix Pony, 1/4 Dragon Pony
Appearance:
Alliance: The Pony Three
Personality: Sarcastic, cruel, evil, conflicted, etc. She has a very contradictive pony personality.
Inventory: [insert pony weapons/equipment here]
Combat Level:6
- Magic  Level:6
- Physical Strength:6
Character's History: [insert Hikaru's history here but ponified]
RP Sample: http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=11

Other: She has magic as a cutiemark  ;D
« Last Edit: March 05, 2012, 11:24:03 PM by ~Hikaru »
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2012, 12:28:39 PM »
Denied.
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2012, 12:42:03 PM »
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Re: Joke character/Grimoire/Dossier/Compendium/Technology/Race requests
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2012, 02:37:30 PM »
Dammit, now I want so see a Sam Yuto Pony. :P
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