Character Name: Zaibama Omglawl
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Appearance:
Alliance: Zarethian (citizen)
Personality (one paragraph minimum):Sweetest sweet-talker you'll ever sweet talk with. He, however, has absolutely no idea what he's talking about other than one phrase that his political advisers seemed to have instilled in his brain for months at a time: "Yes you can."
Other than that, he likes tennis, long walks on the beach, and enjoys a nice rest by the fireplace. If there were any fireplaces nowadays in this day and age.
Inventory (Weapons, Equipment, Etc): A Pistol to commit suicide whenever he has control over his own mental functions again. His advisory staff has painted it in bright, unassuming colors and loaded it with blanks so he and everyone will assume it's a toy, and he'll never have the chance to free himself from his mortal coil.
Combat Level: - Magic Level: 0
- Physical Strength: 2
Character's History (Minimum 3 Paragraphs):Enter Zaibama. He's a likeable young politician that's eager to win the hearts of Zarethian citizens. Wait, not all Zarethians are humans? Uh, did we say hearts? We meant adoration. Yeah, that. What was up with that Heart thing? What were we talking about? Yes you can. Anyways, Zaibama stands with the Zarethian citizens on multiple rights, and feels very outspoken about each and every one. So much that he does a lot of research to find out what people like to modify his own inter--Yes you can.
In the last debate he was in, which was roughly a few minutes ago before the creation of this profile, he utterly pulled off a flawless victory, due to his opponent going crazy with the words 'Yes you can' being repeated so much in one sentence. I mean, damn, this guy was foaming at the mouth, screaming those same words over and over, like there was no tomorrow. Zaibama practically had that guy thrown in the mental institution. Whenever asked to comment on the strapping young lad he sent to the funny farm, he only had the following words to say:
"Yes you can."
In fact, his wife and children look too eerily normal to actually be in a family with this guy. ... Actually forget this. I'm done writing this biography. You silly Zarethian voters can look at how retarded this guy is once he's put on the sta--
--There is blood on this request form. Possibly from the original writer. In the blood, however, is the words crudely written out "YES YOU CAN."--
