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NERD BATTLE!
« on: February 27, 2012, 09:16:05 PM »
OOC: Pick a character. Any character anywhere. Score points not by victory, but by being nerdy. K2 and Hiro, I think I have you on this one.

And now, on the top of a tall city building in Coruscant, as wyverns being ridden by Navi (the Zelda fairy, not the blue aliens), with The Ultimate Showdown playing in the background, we begin the battle. Who's in?
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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 09:19:20 PM »
Captain Mackenzie Calhoun, the badass Cappy of the USS Excalibur. He grew up in a pre-warp bronze age civilization being oppressed by a warp capable species. As a rebel he killed for the first time as a rebel at 14, and helped lead his people to freedom, and eventually would join Starfleet thanks encountering Jean-Luc Picard, while commanding the USS Stargazer.

Favorite quote "I’m an officer. I’m just not a gentleman."

Calhoun is the only Star Trek character that has not appeared in any of the Star Trek television series or movies to have an action figure, Bishes

Also, his eyes are purple.


Well guess what? He just beamed down, wielding a Xenex blade and a Federation Concussion Phaser Rifle, with enough Red shirts to make an army.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2012, 09:21:08 PM by Capxeno »
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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2012, 09:47:49 PM »
"We're gonna need a bigger boat," the Doctor said looking out through an open Tardis door. The other two members of the Epiphany Three looked over his shoulder, then instantly pulled out materials (batman indestructible calculator and Sherlock Holmes a pen and paper), and began calculating their odds.
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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 07:40:48 PM »
Hugo Danner came down from northern Canada and smashed the Tardis with his bare hands. You see, he was one of the strongest men who ever lived. You see, this is what Superman wished he was, and he was he to back up his old pal Calhoun. This was the Gladiator.

"Bichin'"
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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 10:05:08 PM »
Because destroying the Tardis causes the universe to explode, God was very angry with this gladiator. I mean, seriously! This was the third time this week! Why couldn't people just leave the universe alone?!

God rebooted the universe, but replaced the gladiator with Jar-Jar Binks, who was immediately gunned down by everyone in the right mind.
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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 10:28:37 PM »
Malaclypse the Younger showed up, holding a copy of the Principia Discordia. As he chanted, he summoned Eris, the Goddess of choas, who existed before the first creation of the universe, as before order was chaos.

Eris, simply turned God into Appanges, and hugged Jar-Jar, Changing him back into the Gladiator... but with many different hair colors.

The Gladiator smiled, as he had killed the Doctor with his ingenious plan.

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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 11:51:17 PM »
"Wait!" a scratchy voice said. "I have a plan. The Bat-god-catching device!"

The Doctor looked around somewhat puzzled. "Does this all seem a bit familiar to you?" he asked.

Ignoring it, batman threw the device out, and it sucked every supernatural being in the city right in. The device looked something like this:


"Do you always have to steal the show like that?" Holms asked.

"Yes," said Batman. "Because I'm batman."

The Doctor shrugged it off, and began scribbling on his psychic paper. After a few seconds, a lightning bolt began to form in front of the gladiator, seeming to transport a being of light through it.
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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2012, 04:01:31 PM »
The original billionaire playboy crime fight appeared with vengeance, Zorro. You see, Zorro could do anything that batman could do, but also dance and do it while on a horse. Who needs technology to kick el culo?

So, there is was Zorro, the Gladiator, and Captain Calhoun. Zorro and Calhoun went back to back badass with swords, Calhoun here and there firing his phaser rifle at batman. While the Gladiator mosspit decked the being of light.

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Re: NERD BATTLE!
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2012, 10:37:11 PM »
There are no life signs on Mars, because I've been there, the being of light said.

The gladiator's hand would immediately disintegrate into ash from the awesomeness of the figure, and just under three milliseconds after being of light returned the punch the Gladiator would find himself in Oblivion (the Transformers kind, not the Elder Scrolls Hell knock off). As the light would fade, the figure would be a man that everyone would recognize.

That man was Chuck Norris.
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