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Quotes of Hilarity
« on: May 11, 2012, 09:14:56 PM »
Somewhat like funny chatlogs, but here post funny stand alone quotes. They can be epic fails, or epic wins, just make sure it's great.

From YouTube
"They call it Xbox 360 because when you look at the piece of shit it makes you want to do a 360 and walk the fuck away."
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Re: Quotes of Hilarity
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 10:18:40 PM »
"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye
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Re: Quotes of Hilarity
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 10:26:19 PM »
"Leek to the dick"-Dylan(it's from a skyrim video)
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