Re: Funny Chatlogs

[K2]

Nah.

But I will post this.


[18:50] blackhawkfury221: Applaud my Karma

[K2]

[14:15] nekohikaruchan: Got that? Now sit and behave, doggy.
[14:15] blackhawkfury221: Not a Dog
[14:15] Iamawhale2323: yes you are
[14:15] blackhawkfury221: No
[14:15] blackhawkfury221: And btw
[14:15] Iamawhale2323: did I ask you to speak, dog?
[14:15] blackhawkfury221: just for that comment K2,  I am going to drop something on Ground Island later.
[14:15] Iamawhale2323: ROFLMAO

[Queen Bright]

Gaserlake
    back
    My point, is that, it wasn't random afterall...
nekohikaruchan
    It's just a way of typing...his style...
    If you want to take advantage of it, do so IC.
Gaserlake
    Well, that 'style' is misleading.
nekohikaruchan
    But OOC arguing it down will not work for someones style.
    THEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT IC
    LEARN HOW TO FREAKIN' OUTSMART PEOPLE INSTEAD OF WHINING
Gaserlake
    It was posted as random, but preplanned as three days...
    OMG! PEOPLE ARE GODMODDING! Wait, I should outsmart people instead of whining.
    ...no
    but fine.
nekohikaruchan
    If someone makes a typo, or their style gives room to be manipulated. Manipulate them, use their style, or mistakes against them. Pointing them out will only give them a heads up on how to beat you without the mistake.
    Manipulating it, before they can fix it, will let you win.
Gaserlake
    I would react, by putting the bomb outside of the ship, but he could just post that the random time was just before it was sent out of the ship.
    Either way, I would probably lose, unless there would be a typo involved.
nekohikaruchan
    If he does that, find a way around it and go farther than him.
    Are you trying to make me think for you? JUST USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN.
Gaserlake
    And the ship would be destroyed.
Gaserlake
    No. The damage has already been dealt.
nekohikaruchan
    Well duh, you let him get away with it for 3 days.
    That's your own idiocy.
Gaserlake
    not idiocy.
    I didn't see the tiny bare bold lettering...
nekohikaruchan
    ..............

[Queen Bright]

Gaserlake 6:41 pm
(6:41:22 PM):     what's this convo about?
nekohikaruchan 6:41 pm
(6:41:27 PM):     Uhhh
(6:41:30 PM):     Phones!
Gaserlake 6:41 pm
(6:41:35 PM):     oh...
(6:41:39 PM):     telephony
nekohikaruchan 6:41 pm
(6:41:55 PM):     No, no, no.
(6:41:57 PM):     Headphones.
NinjaFurtle 6:42 pm
(6:42:17 PM):     xD
nekohikaruchan 6:42 pm
(6:42:53 PM):     11 minutes....
(6:42:56 PM):     COME ON
(6:42:57 PM):     HATCH
(6:43:55 PM):     You know you have no life, when you have nothing better to do than sit around waiting for virtual kittens on a facebook game to hatch, and excited about it.
NekoOtaku1 6:44 pm
(6:44:05 PM):     SEND ME LINK SO I CAN BLESS THEM
NekoOtaku1 6:44 pm
(6:44:46 PM):     xD
nekohikaruchan 6:45 pm
(6:45:07 PM):     Statused
(6:46:00 PM):     ALRIGHT
(6:46:06 PM):     Someone talk about something for 7 minutes
NekoOtaku1 6:46 pm
(6:46:18 PM):     SEX
(6:46:26 PM):     Tay Tay, you know what to do
Gaserlake 6:46 pm
(6:46:30 PM):     would Bill Nye have a life? I mean, he spends his entire life on science, but at least he gains from learning.
NekoOtaku1 6:46 pm
(6:46:43 PM):     I remember Bill Nye!
NinjaFurtle 6:46 pm
(6:46:49 PM):     THE SCIENCE GUY
nekohikaruchan 6:46 pm
(6:46:56 PM):     Lol
NekoOtaku1 6:46 pm
(6:46:56 PM):     My 3rd grade teacher met him
NinjaFurtle 6:47 pm
(6:47:06 PM):     xD
Gaserlake 6:47 pm
(6:47:11 PM):     lolz




sprotret 2:13 pm
(2:13:10 PM):     Regina
(2:13:17 PM):     can we borrow your paypal account to buy a domain?
nekohikaruchan 2:13 pm
(2:13:24 PM):     There's nothing in it.
sprotret 2:13 pm
(2:13:29 PM):     I know
(2:13:32 PM):     we're gonna put stuff in it
(2:13:43 PM):     put money it in
(2:13:44 PM):     *
nekohikaruchan 2:13 pm
(2:13:47 PM):     Fine. But don't you dare try to draw something out and get me overdrafted.
sprotret 2:13 pm
(2:13:58 PM):     it's just my account is unvalidated
(2:14:01 PM):     cause I don't have a bank account
nekohikaruchan 2:14 pm
(2:14:02 PM):     Because there's 0 in bank.
sprotret 2:14 pm
(2:14:10 PM):     we're gonna get donations lol
nekohikaruchan 2:14 pm
(2:14:17 PM):     Hold on. Let me remember the password.
(2:14:49 PM):     Name - Hikaru.lyoko@gmail.com Pass = *******
(2:15:01 PM):     Oh..what do you know... there's $5 in it.
(2:15:05 PM):     I could of swore I was broke.
nekohikaruchan 2:15 pm
(2:15:40 PM):     I'm using that for Happy pets! Hell yeah.
sprotret 2:15 pm
(2:15:47 PM):     ...
(2:15:50 PM):     that's a waste regina
nekohikaruchan 2:15 pm
(2:15:54 PM):     I don't care.
(2:15:55 PM):     50 credits.
sprotret 2:16 pm
(2:16:02 PM):     ...

[Gaserlake]

[16:57:49] * zamabe shoves cock down ssor63's mouth
[16:57:52] zamabe: you love it
[16:57:59] wolfboy2323: LOL
[16:58:00] wolfboy2323: guys
[16:58:11] ssor63: you're not so bad, zam
[16:58:12] wolfboy2323: remember how I use to randomly invite strangers from megatokyo and vgcats?
[16:58:31] Gaserlake: WTF?!
[16:58:31] nekohikaruchan: Don't even.
[16:58:35] wolfboy2323: they had a convo about it on the forum where like 10 people were calling me stalkers
[16:58:37] Gaserlake: WHAT"S WITH THE COCK-SHOVING?
[16:58:42] nekohikaruchan: ...
[16:58:42] *** thtsbcmthgns has left the conversation.
[16:58:47] Gaserlake: HIK!
[16:58:50] Gaserlake: IS THAT YOUR PLAN?
[16:58:54] capncornflake: megatokyo and vgcats?
[16:58:57] Gaserlake: NO...
[16:59:01] Gaserlake: THE COCK-SHOVING!
[16:59:02] zaikanata: Speaking of Megatokyo, I wonder how much I have to read of it to catch up...
[16:59:05] capncornflake: oh jesus christ im in a room full of animufags
[16:59:07] wolfboy2323: xD
[16:59:11] Gaserlake: kik
[16:59:13] Gaserlake: lol*
[16:59:16] zamabe: oh fuck, ssor63 likes my cock
[16:59:16] wolfboy2323: lies
[16:59:26] zaikanata: Let's see, I stopped reading when Piro was being emo about... ... ...
[16:59:32] zaikanata: ... Wait, Piro is always Emo. Crap.
[16:59:37] zaikanata: I'm doomed.
[16:59:39] wolfboy2323: im gonna go invite strangers
[16:59:41] Gaserlake: [16:59:26] zaikanata: Let's see, I stopped reading when Piro was being emo about... ... ...COCK-SHOVING
[16:59:41] wolfboy2323: brb
[16:59:46] zaikanata: x{D
[16:59:51] capncornflake: why must you people continue to stalk me i want nothing to do with your perverse internet subculture
[16:59:54] *** capncornflake has left the conversation.
[16:59:59] Gaserlake: YAY!
[16:59:59] wolfboy2323: xD
[17:00:01] Gaserlake: THEY ARE LEAVING!
[17:00:02] Gaserlake: FINALLY!
[17:00:04] Gaserlake: GOD!

[K2]

Gaserlake: he simply says "I submit"
Gaserlake: "I GET IT! I"LL VOTE FOR YOU!"
Gaserlake: "JEEZ!"

[Queen Bright]

This is becoming quite humorous.

nekohikaruchan 3:11 am
    Sorry... creeped out
NinjaFurtle 3:11 am
    ?
nekohikaruchan 3:11 am
    God dammit ZEPHIR
NinjaFurtle 3:11 am
    LOL
nekohikaruchan 3:13 am
    http://marblehornets.wikidot.com/slender-man
NinjaFurtle 3:13 am
    omg
    omgomg
    ;___;
    I started crying
nekohikaruchan 3:14 am
    Why?
NinjaFurtle 3:14 am
    The first picture is creepy
    I don't want to watch the videos..
NinjaFurtle 3:15 am
    I feel..I feel paranoid
    I'm all indfucked and shit from earlier and now Tentacle Man is outside my window
nekohikaruchan 3:15 am
    Lol
NinjaFurtle 3:15 am
    >.<
    NOT FUNNY
nekohikaruchan 3:16 am
    It's a meme.
    I mean it is creepy.
    But... not real.
NinjaFurtle 3:16 am
    doesn't mean it's not any less creepy
nekohikaruchan 3:16 am
    And ooh. Tentacle Man.
NinjaFurtle 3:17 am
    ...>>
nekohikaruchan 3:17 am
    So Orph's secret identity.
NinjaFurtle 3:17 am
    ....
    >___________________________>
nekohikaruchan 3:17 am
    *laughs*
NinjaFurtle 3:17 am
    stoppit
    <<
NinjaFurtle 3:19 am
    really
    fucking
    creepy
nekohikaruchan 3:19 am
    You're watching it?
    Well blame Zephir.
NinjaFurtle 3:19 am
    NO
    I WAS GOOGLING IT
    its like the Balire Witch Project
    UGH
nekohikaruchan 3:21 am
    How do you think I feel?
    It's 3:30am here.
    My sun isn't up.
    Yours is almost up.
NinjaFurtle 3:21 am
    >>
nekohikaruchan 3:23 am
    But yeah. Enjoy tentacle man.
NinjaFurtle 3:23 am
    I'm going to kick your ass.

AND THEN

Today.

NinjaFurtle 3:08 pm
    I HAD
    A NIGHTMARE
    BECAUSE OF YOU.
nekohikaruchan 3:46 pm
    What was the nightmare?
NinjaFurtle 3:46 pm
    Slender Man >>
    And Orph and Ethan and you guys and meh
    slender man
    >>
nekohikaruchan 3:46 pm
    LOL
NinjaFurtle 3:46 pm
    Shut up >>
nekohikaruchan 3:46 pm
    What was the parts of Orph and Ethan?
NinjaFurtle 3:46 pm
    Orph was just standing there, Slender Man was always behind him
    and Ethan was always behind me
    So I dun really know
    BUT SLENDER MAN
    D:
    I MAINLY REMEMBER HIM.
    creepy..
    stalker.
nekohikaruchan 3:47 pm
    LOL
NinjaFurtle 3:47 pm
    Shut up >>
    Not funny
    I kinda want to RP it
    ...sort of.
nekohikaruchan 3:48 pm
    LOL

Then Orph.

nekohikaruchan 3:47 pm
    NinjaFurtle 3:46 pm
        Orph was just standing there, Slender Man was always behind him
    Lol. Night.
grimabel 3:47 pm
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
nekohikaruchan 3:48 pm
    It's a damn meme that Zephir showed me. It's NOT REAL.
grimabel 3:48 pm
    Not that.
grimabel 3:48 pm
    I've had this recurring dream where there is a figure just following behind me no matter where I go for years.
nekohikaruchan 3:48 pm
    Oh wow... ironic.
grimabel 3:52 pm
    Ironic because dream?
    Or ironic because something else?
nekohikaruchan 3:52 pm
    Yeah.
    Because she had that dream, and then you say you have that one.
    But hers is due to an internet meme.
grimabel 3:53 pm
    I also hear shit behind me, and see shit out of the corner of my eye.
    I sleep with my back to a wall for a reason. ;__;
nekohikaruchan 3:55 pm
    There's probably no connection to it at all. Dreams are just the subconscious thoughts.
grimabel 3:55 pm
    IM ALWAYS BEING FOLLOWED
    THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS
    Ok.
    Paranoid as hell, tired as living shit.
nekohikaruchan 3:57 pm
    Then don't look that up or watch it at all. That's a warning.
grimabel 3:57 pm
    I ALREAAADDY DIIIIDD
nekohikaruchan 3:59 pm
    ..Eh. Truth be told the slender man, and now this. It all seems like a re-hash of the Mothman Prophecies. Same concept.
grimabel 3:59 pm
    Mothman Prophecies?
nekohikaruchan 4:00 pm
    ...
    Don't look that up.
grimabel 4:00 pm
    To late.
nekohikaruchan 4:01 pm
    Then there's also . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indrid_Cold The Grinning Man
grimabel 4:03 pm
    Well, already came up with the concept of my stalker.
    And the grinning things is ironic.
    Because my dream figure is always smiling widely.
    Like massive creepy smile.
    It's the only thing I can see.
    Everything else is black, because it's in a dark hoodie/jacket.
nekohikaruchan 4:04 pm
    If you notice, they're all three alike. Just the same legend rehashed over and over. May as well throw Blood Mary into it, the mirror 5x ghost.
grimabel 4:05 pm
    Cept it never moves.
    The figure in my dream.
    I've never seen it move.
    I turn my back, and it's just somewhere else.
    Just somewhere else.
grimabel 4:05 pm
    And I always feel like I have to run, run really far away, so I never just sit there and look at to make sure it doesn't move.
grimabel 4:07 pm
    Creepy right?

And now Taylor again.

NinjaFurtle 4:59 pm
    and now Katelynn's here
    god damn
    stupid Slender Man
nekohikaruchan 5:01 pm
    Lol
    I showed Gaser
NinjaFurtle 5:01 pm
    >>
    Shut up
    >>

[swiftyuki]

[17:30] swiftyuki: hey you
[17:30] swiftyuki: hello?
[17:30] nekohikaruchan: HAY HAY YOU YOU
[17:30] swiftyuki: maigawd lol
[17:30] nekohikaruchan: I DUN LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
[17:30] nekohikaruchan: *dances*
[17:31] swiftyuki: lawl that was random >>
[17:31] nekohikaruchan: THAT WAS AWESOME
[17:31] nekohikaruchan: D<
[17:31] swiftyuki: AGREED
[17:31] swiftyuki: dun look at me liek dat
[17:31] nekohikaruchan: *SRS FAEC*
[17:32] swiftyuki: D:
[17:32] swiftyuki: o noes!
[17:32] swiftyuki: ya?
[17:32] swiftyuki: well!
[17:32] swiftyuki: ಠ_ಠ
[17:33] swiftyuki: tis mah srs faec
[17:33] swiftyuki: :3
[17:33] swiftyuki: magical staring contest? :3
[17:35] swiftyuki: ...did ye die? D: omaigawd! SHE DIED >>
[17:35] nekohikaruchan: SAAAAAHWEEEEEE
[17:35] swiftyuki: 0.o she lives!
[17:35] nekohikaruchan: NAW
[17:35] swiftyuki: zombie?
[17:36] nekohikaruchan: asl;jdfl;skadjxf;lasdkjfa;slfkjasl;fkjal;kjasl;kjasd
[17:36] swiftyuki: omaigawd...omg..OMG...OH EM EF GEEEEEEEEE\
[17:36] nekohikaruchan: WHAT
[17:36] swiftyuki: my cat got on the ceiling
[17:37] swiftyuki: how u get up thar? *cat drops on face*mommy! she's doing it agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
[17:37] nekohikaruchan: rape face

[K2]

Why was this beautiful piece of humor deleted?

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Quotes from Xbox Live..

 
Vapor- Hanson.
NFA Hanson- yeah?
Vapor- youre a conspiracy theorist...
Hanson-.... I know.


<NFA Hanson has joined game lobby>
Players reaction: oh god! Hanson is here!

<Zak018 has joined your game lobby>
Reaction: dude lets get mad point off this Noob.

<Hikaru has joined your game lobby>
Reaction: wtf?


Player- so... Hanson. What shape is Italy?
Hanson- a boot?
<you have been kicked from Xbox live party>]

[K2]

meWOAHI figuredyou guys would have like
memade an IC topic by nowzakWe're waiting for Firenze to get back so we can kill Hawk in a bank heistmeHe's on right now.zak.... hurries to get Dylan

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Epic Fail 7- Yeah... he told me that if i joined back, I couldnt bring Dylan or Hanson in.
AoR Avenger- and how did that go?
Epic Fail 7- Well, Dylan is a co-squad leader and is nominated for council so, Hanson you might be in luck.
NFA Hanson- What the fuck did i ever do to Peacemaker?
Epic Fail 7- I think he is still worried about the CTR Gen tag hacking you did... but most of that was my fault.
NFA Hanson- Yeah... that was pretty great.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Koon Sn1p3r- Hey Hanson. Blue is coming to your base.
NFA Hanson- Gotcha... My scarab's going to Mid.
Koon Sn1p3r- Alright.

<2 minutes later>

NFA Hanson- Oh, shit! He broke through.
Koon Sn1p3r- How?
NFA Hanson- I dont know! Go to my base, quick!
Koon- Alright.
Hanson- I swear if he kills my temple...
Koon- Yeah, he's at your base. Your Arbiter is dead too. aaaaaaaand, there goes your hall, adn your temple.
Hanson- Great... Is he dead now?
Koon- Yeah.
Hanson- Alright

Koon- What are you doing?
Hanson- I'm gonna go fuck him up...
Koon- Wait, wait! Dude lets just get points off of him.
Hanson- RAGE!!!!!!!

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Chase H: Alright, alright... Here...
Chase H: If he were to sleep with your chick, you would list it on your resume.
Chase H: Both sides of his pillow are cool, and have bitches at both ends.
Chase H: When in Rome, they do as he does.
Chase H: His junk can carry weight that would break any woman out there.
Chase H: Cody is, the most interesting pimp in the world...
Cody C: I don't always use phone-sex lines. But when i do, They call me.
Chase H: Stay pimpin' my friends...
Dr. L: What the fuck? Are you guys high?
Jessie Russia: smfh guys.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

[16:22] <Slingah> I was updating Novierian Dossier, but I couldn't get the writer in me to cooperate.
[16:23] <~K2323> XD
[16:23] <Slingah> So now I'm just playing Pokemans, waiting for  something interesting to happen in SP.
[16:23] <Slingah> I'd play Yugioh, but my PSP decided that it had no power left. ; ^ ;
[16:24] <~K2323> I need to post on SP
[16:24] <~K2323> But I'm not motivated
[16:24] <~K2323> I must motivate myself
[16:25] <Slingah> Simple enough. Read this topic.http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=1271.msg12014#msg12014
[16:25] <Slingah> I was digging up Novierian events and I lmao'd when I stumbled upon it.
[16:26] <~K2323> LOL
[16:26] <~K2323> that did motivate me some
[16:29] <Slingah> I was thinking that Synthe should celebrate this holiday. It'd be hilarious.
[16:34] <~K2323> Lolol
[16:36] <Slingah> Actually, I should write up a small bible for Flingtianity, and then make a goal to see if I can convert at least ten characters over to it.
[16:38] <Slingah> THE THREE COMMANDMENTS:
[16:38] <Slingah> THOU SHALT FLING
[16:38] <Slingah> THOU SHALT NOT FLING OTHERS
[16:38] <Slingah> THOU SHALT NOT FLING YOURSELF
[16:42] <Slingah> BY FLINGING OBJECTS OF PERSONAL VALUE OR NO, YOU HAVE PROVEN TO FLINGOD THAT YOU ARE WORTHY OF ENTERING HIS MIGHTY KINGDOM OF FLINGING.
[16:43] <Slingah> THOU WHO HAS NO FUN FLINGING SHALL FLING FOREVER IN THE DEPTHS OF FLINGHELL, UNTIL THEY ENJOY FLINGING.
[16:44] <Slingah> Which is, y'know, impossible, because Fling-Stuff-Out-of-the-Atmosphere day is the most fun day of the year.
[16:47] <Slingah> IN THE BEGINNING, FLINGOD FLUNG THE FLINGHEAVEN AND THE FLINGEARTH, AND SAW IT WAS FIT FOR FLINGING
[16:47] <Slingah> Oh gods, I could go on forever.
[16:49] == swiftyuki [webchat@IndirectIRC-

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Jarret: Ya, she pet my head. It was awesome
Andersen: What the fuck?
Brown: What?
Hanson: The fuck?

(Laughter)

[Queen Bright]

[1:21:40 AM] Gaserlake: Who's Dimakreet?
[1:21:41 AM] ???: Someone needs to draw a good pciture of Kurai
[1:21:42 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: the Paxan rapist
[1:21:46 AM] Gaserlake: Oh...
[1:21:48 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Hikaru/Ember Bright headdesks
[1:21:48 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): hahahah
[1:21:48 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): no
[1:21:50 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: from like
[1:21:51 AM] Gaserlake: how did he get there?
[1:21:53 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: the first ever topic
[1:21:59 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: he got killed
[1:22:01 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): Hikaru must be glad I'm not drawing Kurai ._.
[1:22:03 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: or something
[1:22:05 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: and then saved
[1:22:08 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: by Insanity
[1:22:12 AM] Gaserlake: >.>
[1:22:13 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: I kinda want you to now
[1:22:13 AM] ???: Oh come on now
[1:22:19 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Lyoko said Kurai's not sexy..
[1:22:24 AM] ???: She's gonna get shped with everyone when we finally get fans
[1:22:32 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: im all sexed out for the night
[1:22:44 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: i had too much sex
[1:22:48 AM] Gaserlake: Wait... Hik... you DIDN"T want Yuki to draw Kurai?
[1:23:06 AM] Gaserlake: I thought you two had that deal where Yuki draws Kurai...
[1:23:30 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): it wasn't a deal
[1:23:34 AM] Gaserlake: It was something. Meh.,
[1:23:35 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): It was a commission
[1:23:38 AM] Gaserlake: Yeah. Dat.
[1:24:10 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): I'll just do a doodle of kurai for fun. So don't pay me because I took it off my commissions list and is just doing it for the lols
[1:24:13 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): now let's see
[1:24:18 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: Hik
[1:24:21 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): what kinda stuff is Lyoko into anyway
[1:24:21 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: I still have your first doodleof her
[1:24:26 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: no offense but the way you RP Kurai is not sexy
[1:24:37 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: I never said it was?
[1:24:39 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): oh yeah no, mom ripped those pages out of my sketch book and said it was porn
[1:24:39 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): xD
[1:24:48 AM] Gaserlake: lol
[1:24:48 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: But she's supposed to be physically attractive which is what the category is
[1:24:56 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): well
[1:25:01 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): considering she's Hikaru's negi
[1:25:07 AM] Gaserlake: I nominated her as the biggest flirt in OK.
[1:25:07 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): wouldn't she be sluttier than hikaru? :P
[1:25:26 AM] Gaserlake: Of course... Hikaru...
[1:25:41 AM] Gaserlake: I nominated her as the sluttiest sadistic whore.
[1:25:53 AM] Gaserlake: I nominated Hikaru as that, I mean... JK!
[1:25:56 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: You guys want to know what sexy is
[1:26:02 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Not really
[1:26:06 AM] Gaserlake: I do. It has a picture of my face...
[1:26:08 AM] Gaserlake: In the dictionary...
[1:26:15 AM] Gaserlake: Of the definition of "sexy"
[1:26:35 AM] Gaserlake: K2's speechless.
[1:26:35 AM] Gaserlake: LOL
[1:27:00 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Oh yeah K2
[1:27:02 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): ew no
[1:27:02 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Justin's back
[1:27:04 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): bitch please
[1:27:07 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: I know
[1:27:10 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: I just talked to him
[1:27:16 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: He FBd me last night so I linked him to OK/SP
[1:27:17 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): if you look up fucking sexy in the dictionary, you get Agwu.
[1:27:25 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): he's a fucktastic stripper(loljk)
[1:29:28 AM] Gaserlake: If look up "long" in the dictionary... yeah... you know where that's going. :P
[1:29:36 AM] Gaserlake: Fine.
[1:29:38 AM] Gaserlake: I'll kill the joke.
[1:29:42 AM] Gaserlake: It has a picture of my dick.
[1:29:45 AM] Gaserlake: >: D
[1:29:52 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): Gaser
[1:29:54 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): stop lying
[1:29:57 AM] Gaserlake: lol
[1:30:07 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): we already comfirmed you're a woman trap with a cat-sized dick
[1:30:15 AM] Gaserlake: You WOULD know, Yuki. ;D
[1:30:27 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): Well you fucked me when I was a dead cat
[1:30:29 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): so yeah
[1:30:31 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): I would
[1:30:37 AM] Gaserlake: No... you wouldn't know... cuz you were DEAD.
[1:30:42 AM] Gaserlake: But I mean...
[1:30:43 AM] Gaserlake: When you were alive...
[1:30:46 AM] Gaserlake: ANd consented...
[1:30:47 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): I COULDN'T PASS ON
[1:30:51 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): IT WAS DREADFUL
[1:31:05 AM] Gaserlake: It was AWESOME, and YOU KNOW IT!
[1:31:10 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): nope
[1:31:13 AM] Gaserlake: Don't deny it...
[1:31:17 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): methinks I'd have more fun with Orga
[1:31:20 AM] Gaserlake: lol
[1:31:21 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: THIS
[1:31:23 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: is sexy
[1:31:24 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: :
[1:31:26 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: Clank. Clank. Clank.

The only sound in the ship hallway was that of Red Zero's sexy, black-toed heels which clashed in an all too ironic matter with her lovely white dress, tight enough that every curve of her body seemed to show, short enough that it didn't reveal too much, but certainly kept onlookers onlooking. As the freckled, red-headed fire mage reached the end of the hallway, the young woman opened the door, allowing it to creak open slowly as she stood in the frame of the doorway. Mr. Halsey had no choice but to look up from his work and see the sexy teenager as she stood in the doorway, a sexy smirk on her face as she delivered her line of the year. "Why, Dr. Halsey, I believe it's time for you to give me a tour of your spaceship..."
[1:31:51 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Uhh I read that as you trying too hard
[1:31:51 AM] Gaserlake: short... to NOT reveal too much?
[1:32:08 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: well
[1:32:10 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: yeah
[1:32:11 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: its late
[1:32:14 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: You used the word sexy too many times and it makes it look like you're forcing the reader to think that way
[1:32:16 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: I'm writing a sex scene tomorrow
[1:32:19 AM] ???: Yeah
[1:32:27 AM] ???: Three times
[1:32:31 AM] ???: in quik seuccession
[1:32:33 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: when im actually feeling like writing
[1:32:45 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: You're supposed to make the reader come to that conclusion on their own by subtle hints
[1:32:46 AM] ???: BISquik seuccession
[1:32:54 AM] ???: OF THE PANCAKE EMPIRE!
[1:33:03 AM] ???: ALL HAIL THE FLAPJACK KING
[1:33:14 AM] ???: BASK IN HIS GOLDEN EXTERIOR
[1:33:21 AM] Gaserlake: Ahem.
[1:33:35 AM] ???: MAY HE XTEND HIS SYRUPY GOODNESS ONTO THEE!
[1:33:36 AM] Gaserlake: Let me show you what a REAL BDSM literature goes.
[1:33:44 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Oh god
[1:33:45 AM] Gaserlake: how*
[1:33:48 AM] ???: Gaseer i swaer to god
[1:33:54 AM] Gaserlake: >:3
[1:33:54 AM] ???: If you link that fucking book
[1:34:05 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Hikaru/Ember Bright runs back to the antisocial corner.
[1:34:13 AM] ???: You will die with blotflies in your dick
[1:34:15 AM] Gaserlake: 69 SHADES OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF KURAI!
[1:34:23 AM] ???: Oh well that's better
[1:34:25 AM] Gaserlake: lol
[1:34:27 AM] ???: At least it's kurai
[1:34:29 AM] Gaserlake: Yeah.
[1:34:32 AM] Gaserlake: Kurai's hot.
[1:34:38 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): Hikaru's read 50 shades of grey
[1:34:49 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: ...I was curious why it was so talked about
[1:34:51 AM] ???: ??? rolls up newspaper and raps hik on head
[1:34:54 AM] ???: BAD HIKARU BAD
[1:35:01 AM] Gaserlake: People said that 50 Shades of Grey was horribly written...
[1:35:03 AM] ???: TO YOUR CORNER
[1:35:04 AM] Gaserlake: So I didn't bother.
[1:35:26 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: If you watch the friday night crank vids, they actually got a barnes and nobles employee to read off pages
[1:35:43 AM] Gaserlake: Like... the fucking author made the author of Twilight look good, or something like that.
[1:35:47 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Poor guy
[1:35:55 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): Cry's reading voice is so fucking sexy
[1:36:04 AM] Gaserlake: Hik... how good was the book written?
[1:36:38 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBerUkQtAw It was bad
[1:36:49 AM] Gaserlake: Ah.
[1:37:11 AM] Gaserlake: Well...
[1:37:38 AM] Gaserlake: I've read this book:
[1:37:42 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): ANYTHING MY LITTLE PONY
[1:37:45 AM] Gaserlake: Slave, by Peter Stevens.
[1:37:49 AM] Gaserlake: lol
[1:38:11 AM] Gaserlake: I dunno what 50 Shades of Grey's like... but I think this book beats it...
[1:38:17 AM] Gaserlake: Although it's a short book...
[1:40:48 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: okay
[1:40:49 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: THIS
[1:40:49 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: is sexy
[1:40:55 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: "K2... K2... K2..."
The sound of moaning. "K2, I need you inside me right now."
Lips crashing. Oh, God, he needed her. He needed to taste her lips, to feel her body under his. He had wanted this moment for so long. He'd dreamt about it time and time again. He needed her, like he needed air.
Hot water crashed down upon their skin as K2323 pushed the object of his desire, of his lust, gently against the shower wall. Reaching in for another kiss, their lips ignited in a firey passion as she reached her arms around his neck, and her legs around his waste, K2323's hands lowering to her lower back. Slowly, in an all too delagate dance, they prepared to make love.
Looking in her eyes to make sure she was ready, his glance was met with a sign of sure-fire determination. I need you. As K2323 entered the woman, he felt liberation. Greed. Desire. At last, he was with her, sexually and emotionally.
But the woman he was with was not Julia Tyris.
...It was Emily Zzott.
[1:41:36 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): .........................nope.
[1:41:57 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: come on
[1:41:59 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: its shower sex
[1:42:04 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: thats always sexy
[1:42:09 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): And then K2 falls
[1:42:13 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): and Emily falls on top
[1:42:19 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): total boner kill :'D
[1:42:22 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: damn
[1:42:28 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: If she ever sees that she's going to kill you.
[1:42:39 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: if who ever sees that
[1:42:43 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Emily
[1:42:45 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: why
[1:42:47 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): Good
[1:42:56 AM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Remember the last time you made a sex story of her character?
[1:43:53 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: right
[1:43:54 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: well
[1:43:55 AM] Kaleb the Sexy Robot.: good night guys
[1:44:00 AM] Gaserlake: Laters, dude.
[1:44:05 AM] ???? ?(Swiftyuki): He ran the fuck away