http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqBX262KGY <-- Watch this first
HEY. Do you want to feel SO ENERGETIC?
Try ALCHETHIRST! Energy drinks for alchemists who need MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY
With all new flavors like CHOCOSPIRIT! Chocolate energy! It's like alchemizing chocolate to a TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE
Sound the alarm! You're going to be TOTALLY FREAKING OUT
What's that? You want strawberry? Well how about SOUL BERRY!!
Made with Stones! REAL STONES!
ALCHEMY! You'll be good at it! It's an energy drink for alchemists! ALCHENERGY!
These aren't your regular sins! These are energy sins! TURBOSINS!
Alchemy! Energy! Alchemy! Energy!
Soulproduction Plantproduction Objectproduction more production than WHAT YOU HAVE ROOM FOR.
You'll be alchemizing so much God will be like "STOP NOW"
And you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick him in the face with your ALCHEMY LEGS!
You'll have so much to Alchemize! Alchemize! Just alchemizing ALL THE TIME!
Making buildings making weapons making defenses making food making beds making objects making Homunculi you'll make so many Homunculi! 400 HOMUNCULI!!
Give CHOCOSPIRIT to your homunculi to make them good at ALCHEMY!
Make them produce things ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll produce things faster than FAOTE
People will watch them and think they're FAOTE
They'll alchemize as fast as FAOTE
Against the actual FAOTE
and there'll be a tie and he'll be forced back to FALSE HEAVEN!!
Hey, go with the real thing! Don't gamble on your alchemy!
HOMUNCULUS EYES!
Faote was seen ordering 100 crates of Alchethirst the moment this commercial was aired.
