Children's Card Game ( SP edition! )

[Embodiment of Cringe]

( Inspired by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-nKVzCpss&feature=related )

I summon Eve the philosopher stone, and I activate my field card False Heaven! It gives an additional 700 attack and defense points to all alchemists, homunculi and  Philosopher stones!

I then play three cards face down and end my turn.

(I'm such a poser.)

[@Pokemon Master Red]

My draw!

I activate my own field spell, Shattered Planes, which, being another field spell, automatically destroys your False Heaven! This card does not give out extra attack or defense points, but it allows both players to search their decks and play any Shattered Planes monster(represented as a 'secondary type' for all Shattered Planes-themed people) directly, at the cost of 1000xThat monster's level in life points! I also place three cards face down, and activate Emergency Provisions, destroying those three cards to gain 3000 life points, and then use up 7000 life points to summon...Keith Bane! And I activate my equip spell card, Chaos Warp!(This card can only be equipped to Keith Bane, or any card with the word 'Chaos' or 'Anarchy' in its name. This card increases the attack and Defense points of the equipped monster by 400 points, and as long as the equipped monster and another monster is on your side of the field, you can redirect any of your foes attacks to any of your own monsters.)
I equip it to Keith Bane, and seeing as you probably have a trap card on your side of the field that would murder me if I attacked, I end my turn!

(Yes. Yes, I do indeed like Yugioh. XD Not really the cartoon, but the card game is pretty fun)

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Ehh... that's a lot for one turn, I must say. Liek srsly. Anyways, I'll take up 6000 of my 8000 Life points to summon Katherine, Daughter of Faote! With an attack and defense of 0! Whenever she is attacked, the attacking monster's attack and defense points will then be equal to Katherine's! I switch Eve to defense mode, and I then activate my quick play, Alchemic modification, which allows me to discard two of my face downs for a magic card in my deck and play it!

Then, I play Philosopher Stone, key of immortality! Every turn, I may skip my drawing phase to gain an additional 4000 life points! And finally, I normal summon Synthetic Android 027, with an attack and defense of 1550/700 (4 stars).

I end my turn!

[Zero]

Okay. First I play Elemora onto the field.

With Elemora firmly in play I then place Zane Valatak on the field and equip the item card elemental gauntlets to him which increases his soul power to 40.

Next I use the item card Blade to give him a sword to fight with and then the spell card Earth Golem which gives him Golems of Earth to assist him in the fight.

With that I end my turn.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Uh, we're playing yugioh here. And even if we were actually doing SPTCG, there's stuff wrong with your cards.

First, your characters cannot go into battle unless they have berserker status. Just equipping a weapon onto them doesn't mean they can fight.

Second, we're playing yugioh, not SPTCG.

Third, items are listed under Magic and technology. Seeing as it's just a regular sword, it'd be under tech. You haven't given your planet a tech level to make stuff.

Fourth, just to remind you, we're playing yugioh.

Fifth, as far as I'm concerned, you can't have stuff fight with your character, they fight alone. There's no "assisting" in fights, they attack alone unless their effects state otherwise.

And Sixth, did I mention that we're playing yugioh?