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Drink Off! A Contest for all to Determine-Who is the best Drinker in Existence!?
« on: February 16, 2011, 08:17:18 PM »
From within the center of the Outerverse...Lied a single island. And on this island...Was a domed building.

Several contestants were teleported inside...The stands were packed, and it looked a little like a roman Colosseum. And at the center...Was a circular table, with a space in the center for the bartender. For you see...This was the 42nd Pan-Existential Drink-Off 5000! The contestants each were directed to take a seat-champions at holding their beer, wine, liquor, you name it, they can take it!

Victoria, after seeing the shot glasses on the table, ran there with glee. "EEEE! Freeboozefreeboozefreebooze!"
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Re: Drink Off! A Contest for all to Determine-Who is the best Drinker in Existence!?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 08:19:14 PM »
K2323 appeared at a seat. He then realized he forgot something and teleported away. A few moments later he teleported back with his beer goggles on.
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Re: Drink Off! A Contest for all to Determine-Who is the best Drinker in Existence!?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 08:22:13 PM »
Pepper teleported into the arena with half a bottle of jack in his hand. "Lets do this!"
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