Author Topic: The Best Planned Attack in the History of Ever (Read 2376 times)

@Pokemon Master Red · « **on:** July 06, 2010, 02:42:49 PM »

The Dark Heart made its way to Ground island, with a single cardboard sign taped to it saying,'This is a news van. Not a Mercenary spaceship'. They then requested to land upon the planet, specifically in the middle of their base.

K2 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:08:08 PM »

A reply was sent up, "Sure. We weren't expecting you, KiaB's doing his makeup now."

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:13:30 PM »

"Oh, well, thanks!" Hiro said, having the Dark Heart land in the middle of their base. Him, Sara, and Flora all got out, Hiro with his blade, Sara with her sword, and Flora with a camcorder. "Hi there. To ease any suspicions, Im not Hiro or a mercenary sent here to kill you all or anything...Im a, uh, a NEWS REPORTER! Yes...Yes...And Im, uh, here to INTERVIEW your leader! Yes...Yes..."

K2 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:16:28 PM »

"Yes, right this way," Chaos said, leading Hiro right to KiaB.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:20:27 PM »

"Thanks!" He said, following him, and going into the room. Wow, that actually worked. Yes!
"Hello, Mr. KiaB, I presume?"

K2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:29:18 PM »

"DOCTOR KiaB, actually," KiaB replied as he finished his makeup.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:31:01 PM »

"Erm, yes, well, we have a few questions to ask you in this interview. Question one:Would you ever kidnap a doughnut?"

K2 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:40:24 PM »

"Um," KiaB shuddered, his eyes shifted throughout the room as he not-so-obscurely grabbed a doughnut off his desk and tossed it into a trashcan. "Of course not! I mean, maybe a bagle or t- Ridiculous! Never!"

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:48:34 PM »

"Right, right." Hiro said, nodding thoughtfully. "Moving on, what is your take on the 'Rights For Pudding Wyrms' movement on Duppin, where the Pudding Wyrms and a few Relorians are protesting the unfair treatment of Pudding Wyrms and how they are killed for trying to eat Relorians?"

K2 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:53:52 PM »

"I, personally, think that DUPPIN SHALL BE CONQUERED BY THE ANRUFE, AND THE PUDDING WYRMS AND RELORIANS BOTH WILL BE SLAVES OF- It's terrible, terrible, Hiro.. Can I call you Hiro? Pudding Wyrms are absolutely deserving of rights and should not be treated as slaves or dominated or such," KiaB commented.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2010, 04:00:25 PM »

"Of course, they're sentient enough, right?" Hiro said, flipping a page of questions. "Now, what of your stance on the '1,759th Quad-Century Aralang-Mechera War' thats been going on for the past 20 years, at this point, where the Mechera have for the third time this month annihilated a Aralang capital after the 17th re-building of their flagship, which, despite only having been reconstructed 17 times, has been destroyed over 40,000,000 times in the past two hours, to say nothing of the many other hours as well?"

K2 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2010, 04:03:42 PM »

"Well, the Anrufe personally are pacifists and do not believe in fighting, killing people, or anything like that. The whole 'terrorist-organization' thing is just to look tough when we go to the Sage Bar down the solar system," KiaB commented, nodding his head.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2010, 04:10:13 PM »

"The one with the great Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters? I love that place!" Hiro said, then asking his next question. "Alright, then, my next question is this:Where were you on the date of the 5th of November, 24th of December, and 1st of January? Out with it!"

K2 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2010, 04:13:22 PM »

"Um.." KiaB's eyes shifted once more. "Not taking over planets, if that's what you're thinking.. I was.. uh.." His eyes landed on a dead Osmosian body. "Mourning the death of my Osmosian penpal!"

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2010, 04:26:24 PM »

"Oh. Um...You sure you weren't? Because I saw a bunch of soldiers at a few planets, saying,'BOW DOWN TO THE GLORY OF KIAB! NOW!'..."

K2 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:00:18 PM »

"Hm? Oh.. Those were... Actors! Yep! We're shooting a movie on those planets known as 'Anrufe: The Movie'! It's starring Tom Cruise!" KiaB explained, nervously.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:01:32 PM »

"Oh, really? Can I see it?" Hiro said, leaning in. "I love movies!"

K2 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:27:17 PM »

"Um.. Um... Yeah, can you wait here for a few... hours?"

KiaB rushed out of the room to talk to Chaos, though unknown to him, they were yelling (someone had casted a yelling spell!) loud enough for Hiro to hear their conversation.

"Hey! Is Tom Cruise still alive!"

"Um.. Yeah, I think so, he's that actor from Earth who's secretly a cyborg, right?"

"Yeah.. him."

"Go kidnap him for me."

A couple of hours later, KiaB returned, rolling a TV on a cart into the room. "Here we are!" he exclaimed, out of breath as he popped in a DVD to the TV.... And it was a movie with stunning, brilliant effects about the Anrufe, starring Tom Cruise.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:14:59 PM »

Suddenly, a Machera fighter-class ship was in a crash course with the island. When it reached the atmosphere it burned up like a meteor. An Aralang Fighter, which was shooting at it, followed close behind it. The Machera ship crashed into the ground, causing a fire. The Aralang Fighter kept shooting at it, and eventually crashed into the Machera, creating more fires. They then both sunk into the ground, as they were in a field of quicksand.

K2 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:19:56 PM »

But the ships were absorbed by a pudding vortex before they even entered the atmosphere.

K2 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:57:42 PM »

..Wow. I don't even remember this.