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Strange question
« on: May 10, 2012, 05:05:30 PM »
You are an evil asshole wizard, why would you steal the sun?
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 05:31:48 PM »
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies"?

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Re: Strange question
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 05:32:09 PM »
Because he's evil and an asshole.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 05:55:54 PM »
Plunge the world into darkness. Metaphorically or not, the loss of the sun would be hard on all people, and would be definitely hard to reverse by the forces of good, and in that state would be mass panic and chaos, which is all the better to enact your schemes. Alternately, you are not just a wizard, but also Undead, and in this world of magic sunlight is detrimental to the Undead(or just your breed of Undead, if you happen to be a Vampire), and stealing away the sun from the world would plunge it into eternal night, where you and your horde of minions will not be harmed by it or its power ever again.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 06:26:23 PM »
You could be an evil mage who can use the sun as a giant freaking source of power.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 08:20:14 PM »
Steal the sun? Earth is utterly frozen. Everything dies. The solar system flies off to disarray (Planets begin to orbit one another or slingshot them to parts of space unknown.) and all life in the solar system as we know it dies all at once.

And the sun? Why, I'd make my own solar system. And it'll be the exact same thing as the solar system before it, with only one change: Mars will be a habitable planet. Humans will finally have a reason to rush to the space age!

But then I'm supposed to be an asshole wizard, so the moment they enter space, I'll take the sun again to just be a troll.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 11:27:00 PM »
Plunge the world into darkness.

 :o Nightmare Moon?!

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Re: Strange question
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2012, 07:50:21 AM »
Non. Its actually a fairly common trope, to be honest, shows up in a lot of fiction.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 03:38:46 PM »
No, he's not undead, no he's not a mage, not a vampire. Wizard. Mathematical magic. Also, as me and my fiance determined last night, he is a priest of some sort, possibly of a moon cult, possibly not. Also may not have been evil prior to taking the sun. Haven't decided yet.
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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Re: Strange question
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2012, 03:50:36 PM »
Wizard...Has never struck me for being necessarily mathematical magic. Really, far as Im aware a Wizard is just a Mage who does a lot of study into their chosen schools, or at least something along those lines. Still, my first point stands-Take away the sun, you've thrown everything out of whack, and it is much, much, MUCH easier to enact your own schemes in that state.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2012, 05:11:55 PM »
In this world, mages don't use a learned talent, they use natural skill. Wizards have to learn their trade.
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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Re: Strange question
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2012, 05:41:31 PM »
Thiiiis could be said. We wouldn't know right off the bat, since we dont know exactly how everything functions. You DID ask why a Wizard would steal the sun, and those be valid reasons for it by all means. In any case, given what information I have, I'll probably stand by my first point.
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 12:53:25 PM »
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Re: Strange question
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 02:04:45 PM »
LINK ME THAT IMAGE SO I CAN STASH IT IN MY FAVOURITES NOW.


Also, for the glory of the Lunar Republic, evil wizard is secretly Nightmare Moon

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Re: Strange question
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 02:24:27 PM »
LINK ME THAT IMAGE SO I CAN STASH IT IN MY FAVOURITES NOW.


Also, for the glory of the Lunar Republic, evil wizard is secretly Nightmare Moon

I know right? Moon cult?

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Re: Strange question
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2012, 02:53:55 PM »
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Re: Strange question
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