Author Topic: Duel to the Un-death (Read 2021 times)

Orga the Strange · « **on:** April 10, 2010, 09:25:11 PM »

In the middle of the Closseum stood Samael dessed in the gentlemans attire of an Evening suit and top hat, he was also holding what appeared to be a flintlock pistol.

"I do hope he gets here soon, it is dreadfully hot in this suit"

"At least the top hat looks good"

"You think so?"

"Oh absolutly"

Orph · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2010, 09:46:46 PM »

"Ah! What a lovely suit! Now I'm going to feel bad for utterly destroying it.." A voice roared from the stands, standing there was a man with a large scar on his chest and half naked only wearing boxers. "It's cold!" The man announced, shivering slightly.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2010, 09:56:56 PM »

Staring at the strange man before them the duo began pondering him out loud.
"Bloody hell, has the man no shame?"

"I suppose not"

"He doesn't even have a pistol!"

"No pistol? How're we to duel?"

Orph · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2010, 10:00:58 PM »

"I have a pistol, it's just here somewhere.." The man wondering, reaching his hands into the front of his boxers he looked as if he was rummaging for something. "Ah!" Was all that left his mouth as he pulled out a pistol that was far to big to fit in his boxers.. "Pocket dimension boxers!" The man roared like a lunatic.. The pistol was around the size of an SUV.

"TO THE DU-EL!"

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2010, 10:11:48 PM »

Sams eyes went wide after seeing the pistol.
"I propose that we run"

"I second it"
Sam dropped the flintlock and pulled his berettas out of his hammerspace pocket and began running in the directon of Kiv.

"No no, not that way the other way!"

"No! If we die, we die with dignity"

"Goddamn you and your dignity!"

Orph · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2010, 10:19:54 PM »

With a maniacal grin Kivith began to fire, the bullets were the size of basketballs and hit the ground with the force of an RPG. "Boom boom boom!" The Liche roared as he pulled the baseball bat sized trigger again and again.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2010, 10:29:59 PM »

Sam jumped to the right to avoid the bullets and while doing so fired his pistols at the Liche.

"BANG BANG BANG BANG!"

"Why are you yelling? Orga asked as they tucked into a roll after hitting the ground.

"I don't know, it just seemed apropriate"

Orph · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2010, 10:53:30 PM »

Bullet after bullet smashed into Kivith's flesh, breaking bones, puncturing organs, all doing absolutely nothing. The maniacal grin still plastered to his face as he pulled the trigger again and again, screaming "Boom!" with each bullet that left the barrel.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:58:22 PM »

"Screw it, we're bringing out the sword!" Sam shouted as put away his guns and pulled out his sword.

"SLICE!" he shouted as he cut one of the bullets in half.

Sam then began running towards Kivith with the sword held out in front of him to block the bullets.

Orph · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:08:48 PM »

"No."

The word left Kivith's mouth dripping acid, the pistol shrinking into a more normal size as a small combat knife appeared in his other hand, running towards Sam and meeting him head on, firing bullets as he ran.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2010, 01:05:21 AM »

Sam turned the blade this way and that as he ran, cutting bullets in a half and then swung his sword at Kiv's neck.

Orph · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2010, 05:12:35 PM »

"ARAARAAAGHAARAGH! Mien head! Damn it body! No over here!" Kivith's head began to yell at his body, which seemed disoriented by it's sudden lack of a cranium.

"Damn thou and your sharp cutty things! I shall kill you!" Kivith roared as skeleton shot up from the ground around him, the fallen warriors of the arena coming back as his undead slaves.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2010, 10:34:07 PM »

"You see, the problem with calling to your body" Sam began as he cut a skeleton in half, "is that you're body no longer has any way of hearing you.". He finshed as he cut another one in half vertically.

Orph · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2010, 10:40:26 PM »

"Oh fuck it." Kivith muttered as blood began to form a connection between him and his body, reeling him in like a fish. More and more skeletons began to rise, being the undead bastard he was Kivith seemed to have a good ability when it came to raising dead things.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2010, 09:56:38 AM »

Orga ran to the head and picked it up. "No, I think you look better missing your head", he said (PDKI)
and pocketed it.

Orph · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2010, 09:58:14 AM »

A very loud sizzling sound came from Orga's pocket, and a maniacal laughter could be heard.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:45:43 AM »

(Orga's pocket is a pocket-dimension, he wouldn't hear shit. And you wouldn't be able to burn your way out.)

Orph · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2010, 04:18:14 PM »

(It's not a sound really, but if you create a large enough explosion it would cause the pocket dimension to spew out a shock wave. The laughter was telepathic, the sizzling was said explosion.)

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:54:07 PM »

"Oh, you son of a BI-" Sam began as the shockwave shot out of his pocket.

Orph · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:18:59 PM »

Laughter continued to be heard as the fleshy stump that was Kivith's neck began to regenerate into another head. This time with far less decapitation.

"I blew up my head." Kivith remarked, a large grin on his face.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:33:46 PM »

"Do you have any idea of how hard it's gonna be to clean that up?" Sam asked, infuriated. "You know what, I'm tired of playing around" , he said as he proceeded to pull out a Nuclear missle launching bazooka. "Hasta de taco" he sad as pointed the launcher at Kiv and pulled the trigger, sending the missle hurtling towards the unfortunate Lich. (And it sounds like rich, not lick.)

Orph · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2010, 05:48:53 PM »

"Excuse me." Kivith muttered as he launched himself into the air, barely getting over the missile itself. "And doowwwn we go!" He exclaimed, from above him lights could be seen, in reality they were meteors, flyiing reaally fast.