Author Topic: Funny Chatlogs (Read 58252 times)

King Jeebus · « **Reply #500 on:** June 13, 2011, 12:09:58 PM »

I've already called Ryan Reynolds for Jay

K2 · « **Reply #501 on:** June 13, 2011, 03:53:17 PM »

Ahahaha this idea is so awesome it demands a new thread.

K2 · « **Reply #502 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »

[11:39] <Zero> What is the rules about Golems?
[11:39] <Zero> How many can one person use at a single time?
[11:39] <Nekaru> Don't give them rings.
[11:40] <Nekaru> Otherwise they go psychotic and have multiple personalities.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #503 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:31:52 AM »

[23:16] NinjaFurtle: I'm gonna ask Orph for his sperm one day.
[23:18] NinjaFurtle:
[23:19] nekohikaruchan: ...
[23:20] NinjaFurtle: Well
[23:20] NinjaFurtle: I figure he ain't gonna have sex with me and he won't want to be with me ever again
[23:20] NinjaFurtle: or hell even talk to me
[23:20] NinjaFurtle: SO I'M GONNA HAVE HIS SPERM.
[23:21] nekohikaruchan: ...
[23:22] NinjaFurtle: Shiiit, I'm prooobably going to ask Halen for his too
[23:22] NinjaFurtle: :3
[23:22] NinjaFurtle: Actually there are quite a few people who I want it from
[23:22] NinjaFurtle: but Halen is a definite.
[23:24] nekohikaruchan: How many kids are you planning to make?
[23:24] NinjaFurtle: Who knows.
[23:24] nekohikaruchan: ...Or are you going to mix them?
[23:24] NinjaFurtle: ...Noo not mix. D:
[23:24] NinjaFurtle: That might ruin it!
[23:24] nekohikaruchan: Orph's nose, Halens eyes, some other dudes body.
[23:24] NinjaFurtle: o.O
[23:24] NinjaFurtle: Haha
[23:24] nekohikaruchan: Your hair
[23:24] NinjaFurtle: Well
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: I do know that I want a kid with Orph..
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: but he doesn't like kids.
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: :/
[23:25] nekohikaruchan: Steal it
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: So I figure I can just ask him.
[23:25] nekohikaruchan: Hide under the bed while he's having sex and bring a vial.
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: Ew
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: xD
[23:25] NinjaFurtle: I want to be able to have a kid with him even if, technically, he isn't really there.
[23:27] nekohikaruchan: Ask K2 while you're at it. Add some old fashion hillbilly to the mix.
[23:27] NinjaFurtle: ...ew.
[23:27] NinjaFurtle: xD
[23:27] NinjaFurtle: orph would probably say no anyway, huh?
[23:28] nekohikaruchan: I don't think he'd be willing to part with his er... not yet born children.
[23:28] NinjaFurtle: Probably.
[23:28] NinjaFurtle: He wouldn't have sex with me.
[23:28] NinjaFurtle: and i highly doubt he'd jack off for it.

Ino · « **Reply #504 on:** June 20, 2011, 10:38:24 AM »

Hikaru 9:33 am
LOL SLENDERMAN

NinjaFurtle 9:34 am
D;<

Hikaru 9:34 am
Priceless

NinjaFurtle 9:34 am
I fucking hate him.

Hikaru 9:34 am
*snickers*

NinjaFurtle 9:34 am
>.>

Hikaru 9:35 am
Slenderman is slender.

NinjaFurtle 9:35 am
>.>
Shush
I freaking hate you.

Hikaru 9:36 am
Oh god...
Did I just use a meme?
*dies*

NinjaFurtle 9:36 am
LOL
chatlog.

K2 · « **Reply #505 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:26:26 AM »

[11:19] <@K2323> http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=4157.new#new
[11:20] <Jeebus> ...Why is the rum gone?

[11:20] <@K2323> not the rum
[11:20] <@K2323> just the alcohol inside it
[11:20] <@K2323> its virgin rum xD
[11:20] <Jeebus> WHY GOG WHY
[11:21] <Red> THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR...
[11:21] * Red rips off outfit, revealing exactly the same outfit underneath
[11:21] <Red> SP'S BARTENDER!
[11:22] <Jeebus> Jack Daniels please.
[11:22] * Red slides Jeebus pure-alcohol-extract, as well as a pint of Jack Daniels

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #506 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:29:22 AM »

Ah Hiro, you crazy bastard.

K2 · « **Reply #507 on:** June 21, 2011, 09:43:44 PM »

That's Hiro for you.

[21:21] * Red throws a [INSERT OBJECT HERE] at K2
[21:21] <Red>

[21:22] * K2323 is paralyzed now.
[21:22] <K2323> Good job.
[21:22] <Red> . . .
[21:22] <K2323> You paralyzed me.
[21:22] <K2323> With a bird.
[21:23] <Red> Hmmm...
[21:23] * Red throws another bird at K2
[21:23] * Red *for SCIENCE!
[21:27] * K2323 dies
[21:27] <K2323> ...Jerk!
[21:28] <Red> Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? I had to! For...Um...SCIENCE!
[21:28] <K2323> Sure.
[21:28] <Red> Yep.
[21:28] <Red> SCIENCE! made me do it.
[21:28] <K2323> Uh huh.
[21:28] <K2323> I'm sure.
[21:28] <K2323> I'm kinda dead though.
[21:28] <Red> It took my family hostage. SCIENCE! is very cruel like that.
[21:29] <K2323> Nisorin 09:20:21 PM Posting in Chocolate Pudding Is Simmering!.
[21:29] <Red> XD
[21:29] <Red> And if it means THAT MUCH to you to live...
[21:29] * Red throws a Pheonix Down at K2's corpse
[21:29] <K2323> thanks
[21:29] <Red> ...Hmm...
[21:30] <Red> Now that I think about it, Im not sure if thats how its used...

Ino · « **Reply #508 on:** June 21, 2011, 10:49:04 PM »

They throw it in the air O: I think.

K2 · « **Reply #509 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:33:41 PM »

[23:12] <Red> FSH!
[23:12] <Nekaru> By announcement I meant according the program and what I've heard from others. There's supposed to be a talk dealing with the internet.
[23:12] <Red> FISH FOR EVERYONE!
[23:13] <Red> ...Maybe they're forbidding it as evil?
[23:14] <Nekaru> No
[23:14] <Nekaru> They have a damn website.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #510 on:** June 25, 2011, 03:52:42 PM »

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE A DAMN WEBSITE!

Queen Bright · « **Reply #511 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:22:02 AM »

08:19:11 blackhawkfury22? Also Hikaru can you make Lyoko stop locking my tech threads and stuff?
08:19:22 me He has the right
08:19:28 me What part of PROBATION don't you understand?
08:19:30 blackhawkfury22? Yes, but still.
08:19:40 blackhawkfury22? DELETE IT ALL THEN!

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #512 on:** June 28, 2011, 05:41:09 PM »

I feel like Wartonchan now... everyone hated him because he enforced shit. Oh, wait... it only hawk that's bitching. I FEEL LOVED AGAIN!

Queen Bright · « **Reply #513 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:42:26 PM »

16:35:11 Lyoko222 goddamn you Regina! now I'm looking at the mlp wiki

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #514 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:46:02 PM »

I hate you... *throws Zai at you*

Queen Bright · « **Reply #515 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:32:10 PM »

[10:30] == Nekaru [webchat@1b35ee5c.phnx.de83b96b.net.hmsk] has joined #shatteredplanes
[10:30] == Zak [webchat@aa6fbff5.carolina.res.14056255.com.hmsk] has joined #shatteredplanes

Stalker.

K2 · « **Reply #516 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:46:13 AM »

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xKxAxYxAx [3:39 A.M.]: yay
[03:41] Wolfboy2323: zLOOOOOOOOOL
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[03:42] kai101a: Shutup
[03:42] Wolfboy2323: XDLOLROFLLMAOROFLMAO
[03:42] kai101a: Nothing else matter's to me I don't even care about getting my mod back
[03:43] * Wolfboy2323 flys away on ROFL Copter
[03:43] kai101a: Shutup
[03:43] Wolfboy2323: exdy.gif

Queen Bright · « **Reply #517 on:** July 11, 2011, 01:28:50 AM »

22:20:27 me We have determined that Nik is a clone of you, failed.
22:20:55 me [21:42] <Nekaru> I still say he's a clone that was made from Nisorin's extra layer of fat that he ripped off.
[21:42] <Zak> poor, poor Nik
[21:45] <Red> XD
[21:45] <Red> 'Cept...well...Poor Nik's not as awesome as Nis
[21:45] <Red> And, of course, Nik isn't an all-powerful Warlock like nis, either
[21:46] <Zak> Nik is a spambot
[21:46] <Zak> Seriously, he is sometimes
[21:47] <Nekaru> I didn't say he was a perfect clone.
[21:47] <Nekaru> He was failed.
[21:48] <Nekaru> When Nisorin was creating him he dropped a hair of Hawk's in by accident.
[21:50] <Zak> lol
[21:50] <Zak> Nik has creative, good ideas
[21:50] <Zak> but he can be extremely annoying
[21:50] <Zak> and sometimes those ideas are jusst... weird
[21:50] <Red> Creativity gotten by Nis
[21:51] <Red> Annoyingness gotten by Hawk
[21:51] <Red> Good damn, he really *IS* a clone!
[21:51] <Nekaru> Maybe a bit of K2 thrown in there too
[21:51] <Red> What bit of K2/
[21:52] <Red> *?
[21:52] <Nekaru> The Weird and spamming parts
[21:52] <Red> ...Yeah, definately.
[21:52] <Nekaru> That's where the K came from in his name! Ni(sorin)K(2)
[21:53] <Zak> Where is the Hawk?
[21:53] <Red> But where does the Hawk enter his name!?
[21:53] <Nekaru> Uhhh
[21:53] <Nekaru> Hawk was left out since it was just a hair?
[21:54] <Red> Good enough for me!
[21:54] <Zak> ...
22:21:53 nisorinlertis wtf?
22:22:10 me With the wholename thing
22:22:24 nisorinlertis You people scare me.
22:25:53 me How come?
22:26:23 nisorinlertis Nik is a piece of my fat combined with hair of Hawkeye and essence of Kaleb turned into a fucked up clone?
22:27:02 me Yes
22:27:12 nisorinlertis That's kinda, disturbing.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #518 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:02:18 PM »

[19:59] <Orph> Ello ladies, and Hikaru.
[20:00] == Nekaru has changed nick to Hikaru
[20:00] == mode/#shatteredplanes [+ao Hikaru Hikaru] by ChanServ
[20:00] == Orph was kicked from #shatteredplanes by Hikaru [NOT funny]

K2 · « **Reply #519 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:29:38 PM »

Sprotret: i'm burning up
Sprotret: Burning up
Sprotret: With you baby
Wolfboy2323: Oh mi gosh the Jonas Brothers make me so horny, my boyfriend says they are totally not rad but I think they are soooooo cute

Queen Bright · « **Reply #520 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:46:28 PM »

18:33:18 Kaleb You going to the premeir?
18:34:22 me That line?
18:34:24 me Hell no
18:34:34 me There's people camping out here
18:34:40 Kaleb Wait
18:34:42 me Lines back to the street
18:34:42 Kaleb Fuck
18:34:52 me The mall area for the theatre is PACKED
18:34:51 Kaleb I better get there an hour early
18:35:12 me People are camping overnight
18:35:18 me An hour isn't gonna cut it. Dunno about your city
18:35:21 me But here...
18:35:25 me They've been there since morning
18:35:46 Kaleb I went by the theater earlier and didn't notice anyone camping out
18:35:56 Kaleb They still had 50 tickets at 3
18:36:18 me Well then I guess your state isn't as packed as AZ.
18:36:34 me But here there's no piece of sidewalk left.
18:42:43 Kaleb ..fuck
18:42:59 Kaleb Someone just posted on FB that they're waiting in line right now.
18:43:07 Kaleb Bbl
18:43:15Kaleb is offline

Ino · « **Reply #521 on:** July 15, 2011, 03:56:53 PM »

o___O WTF

K2 · « **Reply #522 on:** July 15, 2011, 04:32:37 PM »

Lolwat

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #523 on:** July 15, 2011, 06:09:19 PM »

Watlol

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #524 on:** July 15, 2011, 06:13:44 PM »

What... this is random shit that happens on live. I actually saw a Gamertag named Hikaru... i was shocked until i found out it wasn't Regina.