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My placement. AKA I make you all feel like shit.
« on: January 15, 2010, 04:52:52 PM »
“I take it we aren’t here for just a friendly little tour.” Jenny commented, this made Abel laugh. "From my limited experience with time traveling..things are rarely friendly. But I doubt you need to worry, if anything actually happens I can just port you and the Boss to the Craft and sail on home." Abel said, keeping pace with Jenny and the Master.

He was still wearing the same black hoodie and jeans he wore when he stormed the UNIT headquarters, still slightly smelling like blood and gunpowder. He was bemused by the idea of the Master being human. And since it in the Master's twisted logic, somehow Abel's fault he decided to help. He also came along because he wanted to make sure that the Master didn't so something to Master-like why'll he was gone.

Blinking a few times to adjust to the new amount of light he followed along like an interested stray dog. He glanced over at Jenny. She was felt similar to the Doctor, but just somehow different. It may of been his weakened psychic abilities talking but she just wasn't right somehow. But she was a nice enough girl, and Abel couldn't say that she wasn't cute either.

But Abel was tired of flirting with women, the first time it led him to having a very unpleasing experience with Arwen. The first Vampire he ever met seems to hate his guts! What luck! Then there was Rose, she was a kind girl. But she seemed intent of hating Abel just because he hangs out with the Master, which Abel thought was ridiculous.

He knew that the Master was a dangerous fellow, that is one of the reasons he came along with him. The danger, the excitement, the other was to make sure he didn't misbehave..to much. He was like a secret baby sitter. But a slightly mad baby sitter. Stopping for a second Abel looked around, his sense were very acute since that time in the TARDIS and it seemed as though he was being watched.

But then again it could just be his nerves, first time being in a space station. And it being abandoned only reinforced his fears that a parasitic alien life form was aboard just waiting to eat his face. Before long he rejoined Jenny and the Master. "I hope they didn't find an alien bear, I hate bears." Abel stated, revealing his phobia of bears. And the idea of there being an alien bear nearly made his not quite human heart stop.

There it was, the same feeling that he was being watched. This time, it was just stronger. As if more people were watching him, studying him. "Master, I don't like the looks of this place, you said they performed genetic experiments on alien species. What did they do with said experiments after they left?" Abel questioned, using the Master's title instead of Boss. Just to make sure he knew how serious he was. His right hand held the grip of his pistol, but he didn't want to fire it in a space station. Abel understood the concept of decompression, just one hole could spell death for them all.
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 07:27:22 PM »
Abel, you did not post sufficient information to give you a battle score. Please post another post with battle content. The rest of your subjects will be graded based on your first post.

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 07:30:23 PM »
Abel knew something up when the man started to whistle, it was just an odd thing to do when you have a gun pointed at you. Especially when you're unarmed and lying on the ground, even if you have a vicious attack dog not a few feet away. "Oh shi-" Abel muttered when Aiden jumped up like a frog on cocaine, kicking his arm into the air only to have a dog catch it in his mouth like it was a damn Frisbee. He took the punches to his kidneys in stride, he'd been hit harder. But before he knew it he was on the ground, his gun within reach but the dog's already bloodied fangs not far from his throat. Abel was what some people would call crazy, but bleeding to death wasn't on his agenda. But getting his ass handed to him by some dark haired dick hole wasn't on his agenda either. There was no way in hell he was going to give up this easy. Just do it you pansie! He yelled at himself, he knew what was going to happen next, and he was not looking forward to it.

Reached out with his already bleeding hand he shoved it into the dog's mouth, gripping onto his lower jaw with all his strength. And it did exactly what he wanted it to do, it bit down. Then he pulled, which in turn spun him around on his bottom. This also pulled the dog forward, but physics was on Abel's side this time. As he spun he held out his good hand, which grabbed onto the beretta on the ground. He had effectively rearmed himself, but put his hand in a bad position. So he had to act quickly before it ripped his hand off. Stumps were not Abel's thing.

Knowing that a lot of people were a lot braver with their own lives then others he instead of pointing the gun at ol' Aiden he aimed it at his dog. Holding it agaisnt the pup's forehead. "Call it off! I have no damn problem with killing this mutt, but I know damn well that you do!" Abel ordered, hopefully his newly gained rival would do as he said. This whole thing had gotten out of hand real fast, and it only reinforced Abel's paranoid image of all dog's hating him.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 08:04:30 PM »
According to the placement formula, Abel, you are an advanced roleplayer, with a final score of about 7.7503333333333.. / 9 in average. The following information is your study plan. Included are the classes you need to take and a basic schedule.

Intermediate
Literacy

Advanced
Advanced Don'ts
Advanced Characterization

Please post a sample post in the forums of all of the listed classes. If you would like, you may take it one class at a time, or alternatively you can take the classes simultaneously. Good luck!

Other Classes You May Want To Take
Advanced Detail
Advanced Battle

We wish you luck in your roleplaying training. If you believe there has been an error in the grading, do not hesitate to say so. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Re: My placement. AKA I make you all feel like shit.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 08:14:04 PM »
Besides that strange sentence in the first post, I'd say he'd be better off in advanced literacy.
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 08:15:55 PM »
It's from a Doctor Who RP site, I was talking to another character.. And by port I meant teleport, since Abel had that ability. And the "Craft" was their time traveling device.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 08:20:29 PM »
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And since it in the Master's twisted logic, somehow Abel's fault he decided to help.

I mean this one, from the second paragraph.
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 08:26:52 PM »
Yeah, I posted this while on sleeping meds.

It was fun, the screen kept moving.. It made me hallucinate a little.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 08:33:01 PM »
lol, always interesting to use the computer while drugged. Try it after getting your wisdom teeth out, insanely trippy.
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 10:11:21 PM »
Make it advanced literature, then.

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 10:14:12 PM »
This was a joke, I used the posts I made when I was like on a sleeping medication that acted like acid. 8D

I'm pretty good even when I'm tripping balls.
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 09:56:28 PM »
It's from a Doctor Who RP site, I was talking to another character.. And by port I meant teleport, since Abel had that ability. And the "Craft" was their time traveling device.

Dr. Who?!?! Cool