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Re: It's super effective!
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2010, 11:53:20 PM »
Are you taking over my instruction Orph? Sweet.

Ha ha, now, it is very obvious to me. Poison the crops.

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« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2010, 11:55:38 PM »
We're both doing your lessons.

THAT is good (I suggested poison. Though for future reference a supervirus of some sorts is better which is carried by the corn, so the entire population is effected, not just those who eat the crop.) You really understand the lesson now. There are more than one ways to look at a problem, and that's what strategy is all about. You have to take what little intel you may have and develop a strategy with it which may go above and beyond the norm and is destined to succeed. Analyze what you DO have and use it instead of trying to gain what you don't have or trying to use what you do have in ways that will not help you. But my friend Orpheus has brought up a good point: To develop a good strategy, you need appropriate intel.

Let me give you a new scenario...

You are on a jungle planet with 500 humans, all armed to their teeth. You're alone. The only means of escape is the human spaceship which is currently swarmed with human troops. The humans are searching for you, and you are miles away from their ship, but they're starting to close in on you. You know that as soon as these humans find you they will take off for your home planet and invade. You have to get to their space ship, even though you're being surrounded, and gather intel of the following:

A. Their plans of search for you and what they plan to do when they find you

and

B. Their plans of attack for your homeworld.

Explain to me how you go about doing this.

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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2010, 12:30:38 AM »
I'm going to assume that because I have been assigned this task I have some experience in special operations.

I am also going to assume that I know the jungle well. Here's my plan, I'm going to explain the perfect scenario, everything going to plan, and you tell me where I'm wrong:

Obviously, I am outgunned and extremely outnumbered, and I don't want to be found or else my mission will fail. My first thought is to disguise myself, but the missing soldier will look suspicious and one of the soldiers going back alone for no reason will also look suspicious. So, I find a good ambush point, and two of my hunters come into view. They are very attentive and prepared, but they have one flaw: they are not in view of each other. One of them is traveling at a slightly quicker pace and thus will not instantly notice the loss of a friend. They pass briefly and the one slightly behind the other catches up. They talk briefly in whispers, and continue in the same formation. With a bit of luck, they go right past my ambush point. I sit very quietly as the first one goes by, but when the second comes by, I wait for him to pass a couple of paces. I sneak out of my hiding place and come up behind the soldier. I put a rag to his mouth and slit his throat with a dagger, one of my few supplies. His cries are muffled, his partner is focused on something else and does not hear them. Very carefully, I take him to my hiding place.

This is a critical part, the extra weight makes going stealthy harder, and I know these men are not stupid and that his buddy will soon discover his friend missing. I continue at a slow pace with the man draped over my shoulders. The second I get into my hiding spot, a small clearing in the middle of tall bushes, I hear him whisper and the sound of static. The man has reported the loss of his friend and will investigate thoroughly. His first spot to check is the bushes I'm hiding in. He comes very close and I fight the temptation to leap at him, adrenaline is kicking in. He clicks the flash light on his gun on and uses the barrel to part the bushes. He sneaks in very carefully, I am crumpled on the ground. He nearly steps on me,  and he sees the corpse. I spring up, slam the end of the knife  into his jugular, (the blunt end of the hilt, not the tip of the blade) this striking of a pressure point stuns him for a second. He is strong and fast but that moment is all I need. I slip behind him, wrapping my arm around his neck and sticking the end of the knife barely into his skin. It bleeds, but he is not harmed, only intimidated. I interrogate him, and get the answer to their plans of searching for me and what they plan to do to me. Obviously, being a grunt, he does not know the battle plan.

I push him forward, and strike the back of his neck with the end of his hilt, where the neck meets the head, I do it with all my strength and it is enough to knock him out with a grunt. The grunt alerts nearby patrols. I easily let him to the ground. I know he won't be out long. As quickly and silently as I am able, I strip him down bare and myself too. I put my clothes on him and his clothes on me, which begins to rouse him. Before he lets out a sound, I slit his throat and he dies noiselessly. I let several splotches of blood get on me. The patrols are getting closer. I leave him in the clearing, pick up his dead friend and put his arm over my shoulder, and pop out of the bushes. I play the role of a hysterical soldier, and call for help. When someone finally arrives, I clumsily fall and drop my friend, falling face first into the mud. As I pull myself out, my face is somewhat concealed by the mud. I explain that I found my dead friend, and must go back to the ship with him, making up some story about being best friends with him. They believe me when I say I didn't see the killer, and several close in on the area to investigate.

Somehow, I am taken to the ship with the corpse. Once I am on the ship, I get rid of all the gear I'm carrying from the soldier's uniform that I don't need. The corpse of the dead soldier is discovered, and I am in suspicion, but I clean my face in the morgue and disappear into the large ship, where I break into the commanders office and extract the battle plan information. I kill him, and hide in the ship, which, after a while, leaves the planet.

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Re: It's super effective!
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2010, 06:32:41 PM »
Good plan, but you also need to realize the area around you, use the resources you're given.. I didn't see any traps? Or any basic decoys that would lead the enemy astray, that severely hampers your possibility of success.
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« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2010, 06:35:29 PM »
I was unaware I was given any resources. I thought the knife was pushing it. But, making these things takes time and makes noise, And I have no time and can't make noise. If I had time to prepare I would implement these resources.

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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2010, 06:43:02 PM »
It says they are "Starting" to close in on you, and you're in a forest, if you have knife many things can be used.
The world is a mess..and I just need to..rule it.

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Re: It's super effective!
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2010, 06:47:37 PM »
Alright, I see.

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« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2010, 07:26:16 PM »
Well, you're certainly ready for the real thing, you have been, but we've come to the conclusion that you need a creative boost in thinking outside the box. That's a key in battle. So, here's your next exercise..

First, list 20 items that you see around you.

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Re: It's super effective!
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2010, 08:04:28 PM »
In great detail?

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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2010, 12:21:01 AM »
No. Just what they are.

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« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2010, 03:55:20 PM »
1. My blackcell phone with silver and red trim "The Black Knight"
2. My blue iPod nano
3. My brother's black grey and silver wireless mouse
4. my soon-to-be computer, an old white iMac
5. A slightly dusty but well kept keyboard.
6. A black Logitech mouse charger
7. a red lighter with music notes and "Flick my Bic" in classy font
8. a green cigar wrapper
9. a card for a metal tour, with stormtroopers on it
10. a silver digital camera
11. numerous red rubber bands
12. a black, crumpled up sleeping bag.
13. the gray brim of my hat
14. a feather rose
15. a shot glass full of push pins with a canadian flag and, "Fucken EH!" in bold text
16. a letter from the bank
17. a capped orange chap stick
18. a printed receipt from amazon
19. a black, silver, and transparent mechanical pencil
20. various chords

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Re: It's super effective!
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2010, 06:34:39 PM »
Good.. Now list scenarios on how you could use each of those to kill your enemy who is deployed in this mecha:



You're both in a desert, no civilization anywhere around.

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« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2010, 10:06:00 PM »
I'm wearing blue jeans, black converse, a gray t-shirt and a green zip-up hoodie, and my gray ivy league cap. My cell phone and iPod are obviously not effective weapons, but both do have external speakers and are loaded with music and sound clips. Well running, I crank the volume of each on high, put on two different sounds for each, and hurl the cell phone to the left blaring music and the iPod to the right blaring music even louder and clearer, hoping to distract the creature in some way. The mouse and charger are kept in my back pocket, ready to be thrown. I apply the chap stick and throw it at it's left shoulder, further temporarily distracting it, and take the sleeping bag, throwing the cigar wrapper, the amazon receipt, the stormtrooper card, the feather rose, and the letter inside the bag. I run at it, and it bend over to grab me, but I run between it's legs before it can grab me. I take this opportunity to throw the mouse and charger at it's back to taunt it and make it turn faster, and also lessen my load. I take the lighter and light all the paper inside the sleeping bag on fire, which ignites the flannel inside and turns the entire thing into a torch. When it turns around I toss it into it's face, where it falls into the space in between the main head and the eyes on the chest, and well it reacts to this use the chords to climb up it's body, when I reach the chest I use the silver camera to pound in the glass of the chest-eyes, I than break the lighter, getting the fluid inside of the eye, grab the flaming sleeping bag, and stuff it in eye hole I made before, which starts a fire inside the cock pit. I jump to safety as he is burned , and carry the iMac and keyboard with me through the desert as I try to find a town to plug it in.

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Re: It's super effective!
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2010, 12:49:09 PM »
Fair enough.. You graduate.

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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2010, 12:44:44 AM »
Yay!