Author Topic: Distracting, Reacting (Read 2790 times)

K2 · « **on:** January 31, 2010, 06:43:09 PM »

A giant asteroid suddenly appeared in the solar system Earth was in on a direct path towards it.

Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2010, 08:57:05 PM »

Vailen sensed the asteroid and decided to help the earth by destroying said asteroid before it could even reach the planet. He then decided on an oldy but goody spell he knew to handle said destruction. He was angry that a meteor would awaken him from his slumber. He then said "Timia Averticus Aroricus. " A huge whirlwind appeared in space and redirected the meteor away from the earth. He had no time for such nonsense as the meteors were annoying.

K2 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2010, 09:23:10 PM »

(Isn't Vailen dead?)

Nisorin · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2010, 12:19:29 AM »

(Where would he have died, K2?)

Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2010, 08:43:40 AM »

(No. I was merely refraining from using him for a time while I thought abot a few things. )

Vailen upon seeing the cursed asteroid finally reduced to dust smiled inwardly. He had done earth a big service by getting rid of that meteor.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2010, 05:14:04 PM »

OOC:I have a small problem, though...How does wind go about in a massive, empty void with nothing to truly be blowing? Wind implies some sort of gas being moved in some direction or another...Space is literally a massive Void.
Although considering the giant rock's headed toward Earth, I suppose I shouldn't be complaining about the Meteor's oblivion, but...It must be destroyed with PROPER physics!

Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2010, 05:41:50 PM »

Vailen sighed. His whirlwind idea hadn't done much damage. He knew what would do a hell of a lot of damage to that accursed meteor though. He then focused on the magic within himself and imagined a particle beam laser rifle in his hands. One appeared though sustained by his magic. He then made a spell to where he could breathe in space. After succeeding at accomplishing that he blasted the Meteor to tiny fragments with the rifle. Man was Vailen angry at this moment. He was so angry that he let loose a summoning spell intent on pulling Hikari to him.

K2 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2010, 06:17:53 PM »

The fragments of the asteroid now seemed for some odd reason to be covered.. in blood. And they began to dissolve now. The asteroid bits, which spread out all over the globe, was bleeding, and the blood began to fall to the Earth below in great quantities. As the blood fell to the Earth, the moon seemed to be angered at Vailen as water shot out from its craters, floating through space at top velocities, to try and drown him.

Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2010, 07:21:47 PM »

Vailen seeing the water and the blood used magic to completely shield the planet and himself from the attack. He was getting angry and so he thought of a simple way to deal with all his problems at once. He conjured up a magazine he liked to read but didn't look at it. He held it out facing the blood and the moon and muttered a charm. Tendrils came out of the book.

(1/5 charge)

K2 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2010, 04:16:12 PM »

The blood and water simply teleported to the other side of the shields and continued their path.

Orph · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM »

OOC: A small rifle couldn't take down an ENTIRE ASTEROID. God you're fucking dumb.

Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2010, 07:41:38 PM »

Vailen then used the teleport's energy and redirected it to where Pluto used to be. He was beginning to get mad. He then held out the porn book and the pages began to glow with energy. By concentrating his anger he formed a huge divine hammer of fire to strike the blood and water like a golf club would hit a golf ball. He was beginning to lose patience.

(2/5 charge)

K2 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2010, 07:58:21 PM »

(OOC: What happened to Pluto?)

Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2010, 08:06:33 PM »

Vailen then closed the porn book. He was now very pissed off. When he was pissed things tended to go boom. He focused on pluto as the thing to go boom at this moment in time since it was uninhabitable. Once it had gone boom it was a simple matter to reform the planet using magic. After that was done he then redirected the water and blood to the new pluto which was a paradise like world. It wasn't he decided with anger going to be inhabited. He then waited to see if his spell would work.
(3/5 charge if Spell failed)

K2 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:27:21 PM »

Quote from: Hawkeye the conqueror! on February 03, 2010, 08:06:33 PM

Vailen then closed the porn book. He was now very pissed off. When he was pissed things tended to go boom. He focused on pluto as the thing to go boom at this moment in time since it was uninhabitable. Once it had gone boom it was a simple matter to reform the planet using magic. After that was done he then redirected the water and blood to the new pluto which was a paradise like world. It wasn't he decided with anger going to be inhabited. He then waited to see if his spell would work.
(3/5 charge if Spell failed)

(OOC: That doesn't count, I didn't post IC yet.)

But the water and blood wrapped around the golf club and re-teleported itself into Earth orbit, swinging in to hit the Earth.

Emily · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2010, 06:57:57 PM »

Emily appeared in a cloud of black smoke behind Valien. She stepped through the water and blood that was strewn across the ground to him. She withdrew her pistol, and in one swift move, wrapped her arm around his neck and pressed the pistol up against his neck. "If you plan to undermine the authroity of Emily Corluka and the USSR, bring a bigger army." She whispered into his right ear sinisterly.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:28:26 PM »

OOC:I think he's in space...Besides, even if not, from what I can tell, he's a Angel...He'd be flying.

Nisorin · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:53:01 PM »

(He can't fly unless he creates his own wings using magic. His angel wings and halo were taken when he left Heaven.)

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:56:30 PM »

OOC:Oh? Hm...Was it Vailen Hiro was fighting in that one topic made by Hawk, what with the trying to destroy the Island of Cursed Objects?

Nisorin · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2010, 09:48:58 PM »

(Yeah. He does have magic, so if he needs to he can create temporary wings.)

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:16:33 PM »

OOC:Hrm...Makes sense...I guess. But about the flying house he made...XD
That made NO sense.

Emily · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2010, 11:01:49 PM »

OOC: So...should I recan my post...or...what?

Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:28:55 AM »

Vailen scowling as he sensed the damn water and blood transcending where he had sent it to originally decided to try something new. In theory said technique should work and so Vailen then let his hand have divine magic once more. He then rather than attempt to foolishly banish the water or blood took control of the water and increased the hydrogen in it. It was no longer water now. It was a gas, not a liquid. Once the water had been dealt with, he did the exact same thing to the blood.

Emily · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:54:21 AM »

OOC; Did you just disregard my post entirely?

Nisorin · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:24:57 PM »

(Yeah, he did. Bad Hawkeye.)