Author Topic: The Motto Game (Read 2376 times)

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **on:** July 14, 2011, 12:53:17 AM »

Basically how this works is you pick a company/product/whatever and create a new slogan for it. Heres a few examples.

Microsoft... fucking the everyday man.

Encyclopaedia Dramatica... explaining the shit no one else wants to.

SP... where killing hawks is our specialty.

now you try!

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:07:13 AM »

Trojan..because fuck children.

Facebook..why talk to people?

4chan...oh god why?!

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:15:43 AM »

4chan... the asshole of the internet, and home of trolls.

Lyoko222... epic... nuff said.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:55:24 AM »

McDonald's... ...That wasn't chicken...

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2011, 11:38:30 AM »

Kittens...cause what else are we gonna eat?

Spiders...Because seriously, fuck you.

UnStellar · « **Reply #5 on:** July 15, 2011, 12:51:05 PM »

Wisconsin... It's too cold to be sober.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #6 on:** July 15, 2011, 04:51:35 PM »

Plastic Food for Display... As Pointless as it Sounds

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #7 on:** July 23, 2011, 10:17:54 AM »

Godzilla... Because Japan doesn't have enough problems.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 23, 2011, 10:19:44 AM »

Jeebus- You need it.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #9 on:** July 23, 2011, 06:39:22 PM »

Newark- RedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlueRedBlue

Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2011, 01:26:32 AM »

Niwa Nights

You mess with the bull, you get impaled by the horns.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2011, 01:50:37 AM »

Well on the note of mottos, mine's in my sig(more of a challenge than a motto, but it works for me). Anyways.

Shattered Planes-
Because who gives a fuck about understanding how something works?

The Mechera Empire-
Because if you dont join us, we'll turn you into our slaves using your own TVs.

The Lorcar Horde-
We'll rip out your entrails, deep fry them, and serve them as fast food. You will ~~have no chance~~be quite delicious.

Hiro's Mercs-
Yes, our boss' ego is indeed quite large.

Elmora-
Who WOULDN'T want to live on a planet with a eternal, continent-sized fireball on it?

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2011, 04:45:51 PM »

Grunder Industries... fueling the wars of tomorrow, today.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2011, 08:30:30 PM »

Heliphlein- Luckiest wimps in the universe

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2011, 09:28:20 PM »

ZPAA: If you want to kick someone in the nuts and have their back's explode, you've come to the right armor.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2011, 09:38:34 PM »

Shattered Planes- Where the Death Star would be sevierly underpowered

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:17:59 PM »

Chase Hanson Escorts LLC... no, That isnt a rocket.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:54:59 PM »

Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on August 20, 2011, 09:38:34 PM

Shattered Planes- Where the Death Star would be sevierly underpowered

Nik, you think too small.

Shattered Planes- Where Super Tengun Toppa Gurren Lagann would be scrapped in a instant.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2011, 09:02:34 AM »

Shattered Planes- We already have Tengun Toppa Gurren Lagann

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2011, 11:09:28 AM »

Shattered planes- where some people don't know what the heck that is
and where Hiro never posts in Maltruse

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2011, 12:34:43 PM »

Aser: The OCD fucker who never shows up.
Addler: Most bad-ass babysitter ever.

The Zarethians: The most polite badasses you will ever know.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2011, 05:44:40 PM »

Rednecks- 2x politeness of Zarethians and .5x common sense

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2011, 05:54:10 PM »

The Internet... Because who likes social interaction anyway?

Roleplayers- "To the left, you can see the most terrifying creature in the universe. It has been deprived of sunlight, Social interaction, and even the touch of a woman. Feel free to throw shit at them."