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FOOD FIGHT
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:11:31 PM »
UnStellar kicks over his table and uses it as a barricade.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 07:36:35 PM »
Hell yeah, its about time. 8D

Hiro throws a tomato, intending to arc it over the tablecade, while at the same time using his tray as a shield in case of retaliatory fire.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 07:52:29 PM »
The tomato lands and splatters juices on UnStellar. Groaning in disappointment, UnStellars throws a plate of nachos at Hiro.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 08:00:52 PM »
As UnStellar's nacho-plate traveled in less of a arc, it was easy enough for Hiro to block it with his tray-shield. Hiro then thought of something...He pulled his own table over backwords(so the legs would be facing his foe), and got to work. Combining lunch trays, bags, chopsticks, rubber bands, a cup(for the projectile to be launched from), and a little bit of gum to help it stick together, Hiro fashioned a crude trebuchet, which he loaded with spaghetti, and from the safety of his own tablecade, he launched a spaghetti barrage onto Unstellar, hoping that a few projectiles of would arc over UnStellar's tablecade and hit his lifepointshim directly.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 08:28:31 PM »
Well Hiro busily constructs his weapon, UnStellar dives into one of the small restaurants on the side of the food court. He grabs a hot fudge squeeze bottle mostly full, and gives it a good squeezing, shooting across the counter and at a busy Hiro in random spurts, covering him in sticky chocolate.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 08:37:57 PM »
Orga walks in, a little late, and dives under a table as he sees a Flying Spaghetti Monster headed towards. He quikcly grabs a few dropped fries and thows them like darts at Hiro, sharp bits forward.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 08:47:43 PM »
Zak walks in and gets hit with a tomato. Growling in rage he grabs a small table and rushes at Hiro like a tank, grabbing a long stick of asparagus from a tray. He tried to whack Hiro with it.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 12:15:35 AM »
Nik chucks to Chili cheese dogs at the back of Orga's head. As they split, they each split into three distinct parts as they flay in alternate directions.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 10:43:08 AM »
Orga gets hit once and ducks. He looks around and finds a can spray cheese. He picks it up, breaks the nozzle off, counts to three, and throws it at Nik. It explodes spraying cheese all over him.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 01:01:19 PM »
UnStellar emerges from the back carrying a box of fried eggs under his right arm and the hot fudge squirter in his left hand. He sprints around the food hall, placing a mine field of fried eggs that when stepped on would explode in yolk galore.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 12:04:26 AM »
Nik sees the the cheese coming at him at lightning speed, but what can he do? As slow motion began to occur, Nik also began to duck, barely escaping the chees flooring o the ripped off nozzle. Then it explodes and covers him in cheese, so he falls on the ground, laying in a pool of cheese.

This didn't sit well with Nik, so he did the one thing that would serve as a nice cold hearted revenge: the soft serve ice cream machine! Nik ran it over to Orga, and began to spray the chocolatey vanilla goodness of it all over his adversary.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 11:08:35 AM »
Zak saw the soft serve madness and began to charge towards Nik from behind, biting off the top of the mustard bottle and throwing it at him, it would esplode in mustardy awesomeness.
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Re: FOOD FIGHT
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2011, 05:07:24 PM »
And spill it's contents all over Orga.
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