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Re: Joke Character Creation
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2010, 03:43:03 PM »
Name: Dread C'thulhu

Age: Since before time began

Race: Great Old Ones

Alliance: The Cosmic horrors that wait beyond the galaxy.

Bio: Creater of Earth, He has lain wait in his sunken city of R'yleh until the stars align and he may reclaim his earth and rule forever unitl the ends of time.

Magic level: 10000

Weapons: None

Appearance:

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Re: Joke Character Creation
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2011, 10:11:01 PM »
Revived cause I can

Name: Aria

Age: About two years seven months

Race: Cat

Alliance: None.

Bio: One of Zai's cats

Magic level: 0

Weapons: It's Teeth.

Appearance:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQMvweza784
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Re: Joke Character Creation
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2011, 08:29:13 PM »
Name: Insane 'scene' wolf

Age: 12-15 years old

Race: Tweens of the wolf variety

Alliance: Justin Bieber and other hip youngsters that sold their soul to sing.

Bio: Just hopping on the bandwagon on a journey to be more unique. Bandwagon =/= Unique.

Magic level: -2

Weapons: Hairspray/hair highlights/tween pop music/high pitched screeching

Appearance:
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Re: Joke Character Creation
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2011, 08:43:43 PM »
Name: iluge

Age: 37 levels ago?

Race: ... Behemoth adventure, whatever that means.

Alliance: The idea of leveling up? I dunno about these MMO characters. They kill millions of creatures to gain a few numbers to fill up this gauge to gain another number, seems kinda crazy to me.

Bio: I have no idea.

Magic level: Uh, gimme a sec, I gotta check it. I didn't remember.

Whoa! 93 +10?! All of your characters are screwed!

Weapons: A heart shaped box. Kinda makes him look gay, but as soon as I called him that, he beat me to a pulp. I still have scars. Guy must be a homophobe.

Appearance:
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Re: Joke Character Creation
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2011, 11:46:19 AM »

Name- Lyoko222
Age- 20
Race- SP Staff
Alliance- Shattered Planes Administration
Bio- After 6 long years, He finally got Staff... Even if it is only event staff.

 
Horde leader for the Zaibies. Long ago in the forbidden topic of ?Letters of the
Dictators?, he became the master of the Zaibies along with Zai. They have since
trolled SP with them.
 
Magic Lvl- Current Post count
Equipment- Ep1C sT4FF P0w3rz
Weapons- Ann0y1ng L33t Sp34k, Approval Powers, ZAIBIES!!!!!!!!
Appearance- He?s so epic, he doesnt have one...
 
 
Name- Zaibies
Age- Almost a year
Race- Zai infected Zombie
Alliance- Lyoko222 (Horde Leader), Zaikatana (Creator)
Bio- When the Zombie master under immediate directions from Lyoko222, attempted
to infect Zai for not saving Lyoko from the fourth wall breaking Mark Tepper.
Zai fled to outer space and spent some time on a station. Unfortunately for him,
Lyoko told the Zombie master how to get on the station. Just as the station flew
over Soviet Russia, Zai wrote a letter to Lyoko222. He was immediately infected
by invading Zombies, or would have been if he wasn?t over Soviet Russia.

 
   Unfortunately, as the saying goes, ?In America, You infect Zai... But in
Soviet Russia. Zai Infect you!? Thus bringing about the Zaibies... They have
since fought in the Name of Lyoko222 in numerous IRC Wars and have trolled the
forums many times. They now lie in Canned Spam as prisoners until the day Lyoko
and Zai can break them out.
 
Magic Lvl- 1 below Comex
Equipment- Zaibie abilities
Weapons- Zaibies!
Appearance- A horrible cross between Zai, a zombie, and Lyoko222.
My Characters
Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



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Re: Joke Character Creation
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2011, 08:34:33 PM »
Bump for great justice!