Author Topic: Joke Character Creation (Read 3729 times)

Embodiment of Cringe · « **on:** July 19, 2010, 10:17:50 PM »

Name: Kool Aid man

Age: 83

Race: Kool aid

Alliance: Kraft Foods

Biography: Kool-Aid was invented by Edwin Perkins and his wife Kitty in Hastings, Nebraska, United States. All of his experiments took place in his mother's kitchen. Its predecessor was a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack. To reduce shipping costs, in 1927, Perkins discovered a way to remove the liquid from Fruit Smack, leaving only a powder. This powder was named Kool-Aid. Perkins moved his production to Chicago in 1931 and Kool-Aid was sold to General Foods in 1953. Kool-Aid Man, a frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid, is the mascot of Kool-Aid. The character was introduced shortly after General Foods acquired the brand. In TV and print ads, Kool-Aid Man was known for bursting suddenly through walls of children's homes and proceeding to make a batch of Kool-Aid for them. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah!"

Equipment: Lots of Kool Aid.

Magic Level: 9001

Appearance:

Orph · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:19:21 PM »

Approved.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

K2 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:20:20 PM »

Approved! GO GO GO!

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:43:21 PM »

Name: Edward Cullen

Age: Over 9000 or something. I didn't read the books.

Race: glitter vampires

Alliance: Vampire families or something.

Biography: Something about glittering vampires and a moody love sick person named Bella.

Equipment: Glitter

Magic Level: -1

Appearance:

K2 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:44:50 PM »

XD APPROVED

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:58:22 AM »

Not approved. Anyone with half a wit knows that Twilight's so-called 'Vampires' are actually FAIRIES!

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:19:49 PM »

Name: The Archive Technology Topic

Age: 9 months

Race: Forum Topic

Alliance: Shattered Planes/The Archive

Biography: Established by Orpheus to hold all of the Archive's tech, it is home to countless of debates like how a kitchen sink should work to various approved/unapproved/I'll take back my approved posts. Zai repeatedly gets the urge to post something to completely interrupt everything. Like the Kool Aid Man.

Equipment: ALL OF ARCHIVE'S TECH HA HA HA

Magic Level: It's current page number

Appearance:

K2 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:30:50 PM »

it's too strong!!!

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:59:50 PM »

Name: Shattered Planes

Age: About a year

Race: Forum Board

Alliance: The Staff

Biography: Created in June 2009 and opened in December, Shattered Planes is home to many RPers in it's great plot as it unfolds to become an epic unlike any have seen before.

Equipment: EVERYTHING

Magic Level: Current member count.

Appearance:

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2010, 06:36:36 PM »

Name: The Economy

Age: The moment someone traded things for other things.

Race: Evil

Alliance: Hell itself

Biography: Created at a time before man even knew it existed, it's sole purpose was to make sure that Zai had no chance at a job whatsoever whenever he came into being.

Equipment: Everyone else that has a job

Magic Level: 599 US Dollars

Appearance: Evil itself

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2010, 06:53:01 PM »

Name- Lyoko222

Age- Wouldnt you like to know

Race- Roleplayer

Alliance- Shattered Planes

Bio- Pretend Admin of teh Year

Equiptment- Brilliant Mind

Magic Lvl- News flash- Im still in touch with reality

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:19:50 PM »

Name: ti

Age: been alive since the spelling "it" existed

Race: English language

Alliance: misspelled words

Bio: Ever since the beginning of the modern english language, the word "it" had common been misspelled to "ti," giving it birth to reap the unfortunate souls that dare say it's name!

Equipment: A dictionary

magic level: 0

Appearance: ti

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:21:27 AM »

Name: Nostalgia

Age: Beginning of your life.

Race: Epicness

Alliance: You.

Bio: Remember something you miss so dearly you want to experience it again. There you go.

Equipment: You.

Magic level: As much as you want it to be.

Appearance:

K2 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2010, 05:45:14 PM »

i lol'd.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:04:33 AM »

Name: Okkusenman!

Age: SINCE THE CREATION OF AWESOME

Race: AWESOME

Alliance: AWESOME

Bio: This song cannot be sung. It must be screamed from your very soul!

Equipment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATI48dcsMU&feature=related
(For those that utterly fail and want a more worse [on key] video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDltxeoxcQ )

Magic level: 110 Million!

Appearance:

Ino · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:00:18 AM »

Fucking lol'd at the Edward picture. Dead serious. xD

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2010, 02:49:50 AM »

Name: Scott Pilgrim

Age: 24

Race: Human

Alliance: Ramona Flowers

Bio: Scott Pilgrim ALWAYS wins.

Equipment: The swords of love and understanding that he pulls out of his chest.

Magic level: 9001

Appearance:

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2010, 05:50:28 AM »

Name: Payback!

Age: Uhm... I dunno, go look at the first post

Race: Topic

Alliance: Hikaru

Bio: Created for the sole purpose of freeing Hikaru's character and surpassing the archive topic's page number.

Magic level: It's current page number.

Appearance:

Ino · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2010, 08:39:46 PM »

I like the comic for Scott Pilgrim. That movie looks good. D:

UnStellar · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2010, 04:19:06 PM »

Name: Blue & Pink

Age: Almost 5 years old

Race: Unicorn

Alliance: Everybody. And nobody.

Bio: These two first journey to find Candy Mountain, steal a Kidney, find Banana Mountain, and than save the world with a snowman.

Magic level: 8. Capable of levitation, making their limbs elastic, turning into the two horseman of the apocalypse, breath underwater, coming back from the dead, and taking EVASIVE MANEUVERS.

Appearance:

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #20 on:** September 06, 2010, 04:31:08 PM »

Name: Dark Falz

Age: As old as evil itself

Race: Evil

Alliance: Evil

Bio: The god of death and destruction that rises up ever 1000 years. It is a consciousness, stealing the bodies of anyone that dare venture near it.
... Oh, and he's the fucking king of cheap video game bosses everywhere.

Magic level: infinite

Appearance:

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #21 on:** September 06, 2010, 08:54:38 PM »

Name: Rumble Pack

Age: IT

Race: LETS

Alliance: YOU

Bio: FEEL

Magic level: THE

Weapons: GAME

Appearance:

UnStellar · « **Reply #22 on:** September 06, 2010, 08:55:25 PM »

Quote from: Kaitan_Zai on September 06, 2010, 08:54:38 PM

Name: Rumble Pack

Age: IT

Race: LETS

Alliance: YOU

Bio: FEEL

Magic level: THE

Weapons: GAME

Appearance:

Approved.

Ino · « **Reply #23 on:** September 12, 2010, 01:37:39 PM »

OMG
CANDY MOOOUNTAIN

K2 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2010, 01:44:57 PM »

Quote from: Kaitan_Zai on September 06, 2010, 08:54:38 PM

Name: Rumble Pack

Age: IT

Race: LETS

Alliance: YOU

Bio: FEEL

Magic level: THE

Weapons: GAME

Appearance:

OLOLZ

Author Topic: Joke Character Creation (Read 3729 times)

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