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An "Attack"
« on: June 29, 2010, 04:08:09 PM »
The Anrufe started to attack but got hungry and went to a nearby planet to buy sandwiches.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 04:14:12 PM »
And were incinerated for even trying to attack, as they couldn't just teleport in or portal in, they'd have to attack from the outside, and that ended up in them being incinerated by the Quasar's jet.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 04:14:45 PM »
But they still had sandwiches in the afterlife.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 04:15:05 PM »
Which got stolen by ghosts.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 04:15:28 PM »
But the ghosts were then eaten.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2010, 04:16:28 PM »
But the ghosts caused both constipation and indigestion. They also gave them ghost AIDS.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2010, 04:30:47 PM »
or at least maybe if they hadnt used a condom.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2010, 04:34:50 PM »
It broke.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2010, 04:35:22 PM »
But then it put itself back together again.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2010, 04:35:45 PM »
Not fast enough to block the AIDS.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2010, 04:36:14 PM »
But then again, the Anrufe invented AIDS, they're immune.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2010, 04:37:36 PM »
But they weren't immune to Space Ghost AIDS, a very deadly version.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2010, 04:38:08 PM »
But they were already dead, so it really didn't matter.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2010, 04:38:33 PM »
This AIDS KILLED THE SPIRIT!11!1!1!1!!!!1!!!11111!!!1
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 04:39:06 PM »
And the Anrufe died. Again.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 04:40:32 PM »
((Please tell me this is a joke topic...))
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 04:40:50 PM »
OOC: No. Its real.

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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 04:41:21 PM »
((OH GOD RUN NISORIN, THE SPACE GHOST AIDS HAVE GAIN SENTIENT THOUGHT))

Space Ghost Aids starts attacking souls in the spirit realm.
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Re: An "Attack"
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 04:42:36 PM »
OOC: OH NOES!