Author Topic: 1000 Things that will get you kicked out of Walmart! (Read 4159 times)

@Pokemon Master Red · « **on:** June 29, 2010, 07:40:07 PM »

List 1000 things that you'll get kicked out of WalMart for doing!
Only rule:Two items per post. So that others can get a chance to list stuff.

1. Taking all of the toy weapons from the toy section, and declaring that you shall wage war upon the clothing section, while receiving emergency aid from the food section, and that your allies in the electronics will be backing you up. Bonus points if you actually think the plan through!

UnStellar · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:42:39 PM »

2. Play hide and seek in all the aisles.

You know... I actually want to try that.

Orph · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:43:09 PM »

2. Go around saying "Code Blue Adam." in an official voice.

Blue = Bomb

Adam = Lost child.

K2 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:43:59 PM »

3. Hiding in the clothes racks and whispering "BUUY MEEE!" as people go by.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:44:35 PM »

4.Take a toy, card or something that you can steal out of a box. Go hide in the clothes aisles in a clothes rack, so the cameras can't see you, proceed to rip open box, and then hide it somewhere on you, leave package there. Leave.

Done this before, haven't been caught.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:46:47 PM »

5.Get a bunch of friends, and dress up as Pacman, with your friends dressed up as the ghosts. Play Pacman in the aisles.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:47:22 PM »

6. Hack the soda machines, by clicking the menu code, and making all machines out of order or making a soda $100.

Done it.

K2 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:48:33 PM »

7. Blocking bathroom doors from the inside with buggies.

Shanghai Alice · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2010, 05:58:36 PM »

8. Crossplay as Reimu Hakurei, and pay people to dress up as youkai fairies.

EPIC DANMAKU BATTLES IN THE FOOD AISLE, USING CANTALOUPES AS MAGIC.

Haven't done it. Obviously. Crossplaying is the devil.

Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2010, 07:58:54 PM »

9. Fill up a stink bomb. Enter the store. Go to the bathroom of the store or a place where there are no cameras. Put Stink Bomb up high, activate it and run like hell. (Haven't done)

Shanghai Alice · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:00:08 PM »

YOu're a fucking genius, Hawkeye.

What's next, whoopie cushions?

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:03:58 PM »

Quote from: Hikaru on June 29, 2010, 07:44:35 PM

4.Take a toy, card or something that you can steal out of a box. Go hide in the clothes aisles in a clothes rack, so the cameras can't see you, proceed to rip open box, and then hide it somewhere on you, leave package there. Leave.

Done this before, haven't been caught.

You know this exsplains alot....

10- Fuck with the Cashiers by doign the party boy around them
(Yes i did)

K2 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:08:14 PM »

11. Going aisle-by-aisle and moving inventory to the middle of the isles.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:12:20 PM »

12- Sleep with the manager

K2 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:20:44 PM »

13. Sleep with the manager's daughter (when she and you are both of age, legally <.<).

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #15 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:21:53 PM »

14- Steal a big pair of Headphones

(Second Best thing i ever stole)

K2 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:23:38 PM »

15. Make sexual noises over the store intercom.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #17 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:25:25 PM »

16- Spray piant over the "Wal" in Wal-Mart and replace it with "Fuck Off" and see how much people go there now

K2 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:30:47 PM »

17. Parking in the handicap parking spaces. All of them. At once.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:35:48 PM »

18- Murder K2 in the parking lot

K2 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:37:24 PM »

19. Murder two K2s in the parking lot.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:38:25 PM »

20- Murder 2 K2s and a Hik

K2 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:39:27 PM »

21. Murder 2 K2s, a Hik, and a Gaserlake in the parking lot.

Zero · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:42:10 PM »

22. Take fake game cards and paint grey over the fake codes on them and give them to the Walmart staff telling them that these are real game cards. As people buy them laugh as they can't do anything with them.

Note, I will never do any of these.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:43:12 PM »

23- Kill 2 K2s a Hik a Gaser and a Hawkeye in the parking lot

Author Topic: 1000 Things that will get you kicked out of Walmart! (Read 4159 times)

UnStellar